Friday, April 25, 2008

THERE IS NO TIME LIKE NOW


yep, there is no time... like now. i don't have time for a post today, I'm on someone elses computer again, in another portion of our office...


....JUST GOT BACK FROM LUNCH. HERE IS AN INTERESTING LINK....


the link kind of follows yesterdays post and to me it shows how stupid people are, not just the tourists but the commentators as well...


hope you all have a wicked fucking awesome weekend....


here's a question for some to answer if they choose.... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

15 comments:

Suzanne said...

I'd simply walk to your house.

Suzanne said...

Honey, when the links on the sidebar are highlighted. What does that mean?

Cece said...

I would go to wal mart and buy a box of them, just to get one Klondike bar.

And what is it with you and this BORING shit about the gas prices? MWAHHHHH. No, I am coming here for stress release. I guess I need to go to the Onion and dig in to all the desserts there, since according to Random, stressed is desserts spelled backwards. Have a great weekend.

kylie said...

suuuze, (read that with a whining i-cant-believe-this-voice)
the highlights in the sidebar are places you've visited.
look at em.....


am i right?


oh, and IV....when can you give me a service?

The Mistress said...

*looks at highlighted links*

Obviously I haven't visited enough of them.

*gets busy*

Suzanne said...

mj...I don't think that's true. I didn't visit any of those places. Did you? Seriously. I didn't. So that simply can't be true. Honey, what the hell are you wearing?

Kylie, you can't be right. I didn't visit them! Is it possible they visited me?

Oh, an IV when can you service me too. (Good Lord that man's gonna be busy this weekend.) After lookin' at his bare ass on Random Chicks blog, I'm retinkin' my options. That wasn't so pretty.

The Mistress said...

Suzanne: It's true. The blue highlighted links are the blogs you've visited. The red links are blogs you've never been to.

I only see 6 blue links on mine which means I should get busy and visit some of the other fine blogs on Voices' blogroll.

In answer to your question, I’m wearing a pair of stripey red and black tights and The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts on top of them.

The Shorts have been all over the world and are currently in Denmark. You’ll have a chance to win them in the near future. I’ll let everyone know on my blog when the next competition is on.

And that’s a bottle of Jamesons Irish Whiskey between my legs.

Leah said...

I daresay I'd do rather less than for a Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake--at least that has a stick--

Anonymous said...

psssst...

the boring link about the gas prices is close to home. IV drives that coast daily (as do i), though we don't go to gorda very often. and i must say THAT WAS A HILARIOUS LINK!!!!! too bad i wasn't flying by with my arm extended finger out the window. or better yet, you with a balas de platas salute! ahaaghahahahqahaha

"i feel like i'm getting ripped off"

no shit moron, you're 100 miles from ANYWHERE. hahaha, it's great how shocked they were.


feelin a bit delirious, "slept" next to a saw mill in pine valley for the last couple days. hiked out, puked twice on the drive back out of the valley. hope that's it.

CyberPete said...

I couldn't possibly say what I'd do for a Klondike bar here in public

No no

The Mistress said...

Some advice...

When CyberPete's around, don't leave an unattended Klondike bar in your front pocket.

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INNER VOICES said...

RANDOM!!! nice one, let the limbo continue on forever!

suz, long walk... youd want more than a klodike bar upon your arrival!

suz, the "blue links are the ones you have clicked on... yes they are.

cece! now you are talking... if you would have noticed in the video, its big sur they drive through... and i thought it funny just how stupid in the video everyone is....

kylie, the line for service starts on the left... you will have to fight the ticket machine from cheeses hands though... and after what i experianced from her last week, it will be quite a fight...

mj! there are some fun links over there... the death clock one tells you how many seconds you have left to live...

suz, when the red links turn blue that means you have visited them... if you clear all your cookies and history from your computer, you will notice everything goes back to red... when you click on them,they turn blue... very easy to read now though...

mj, thanks for the help with suz, sometimes i think she knows everything... hahahahaaa... thats a joke on suz...

leah! hummm, good humor on a stick... sounds tasty.

notgap... at least someone thought it was funny, shhhesh... thanks for helping to pimp out its comedy value! glad to hear you had a good time at boys camp! i'll cheers err wave to you on the way home later...

cyber, due tell... beware bbc might want to know where you will be doing this public display..

mj, beware of the pocket picker peter?

suz... did we forget to take something this morning??? perhaps its in the little rectangled plastic thingy next to the bed? the one marked sunday? hahahahahaaaa, just kidding... what the hell where you talking about? oh btw... bmw= big massive wedgie....


suz, ???? try taking the ones marked monday as well!!! wrestling belt?

bbc! thanks for the good words! to bad for you though, good for the local ladies assume?!?!

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