Thursday, January 15, 2009

YEAHMUHFUCK!!!

SO.... I've been checkin in on everyone, not commenting but I've been around... my vacation? still going, i mean its only Thursday night right? cheese has been home for a few days now and contracted a deadly case of "wheres my boyfriend". she is suffering from nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, delusions and dehydration... whew, i didn't know i had that effect on women...

love you cheese..

you may not know, cheese got on a bus and then a plane on Sunday, went back to work and resumed her life... i however did not.

oh what a life we lead eh?

I've been snowboarding! drunk in the snow! on long walks in near white out conditions. my two weeks in sub freezing temperature were spent wearing shorts... (yeah you know me!!) i watched the best fight I've seen in years happen within feet of me! (GO DRUNK AUSTRALIAN SHIT LIPS!!!) I've been overdosed with family, responsibility, love and guilt all in several minutes! driven twelve hundred miles up the western coast, damn near frisked at the border, tried to make a naked snow angel...etc.. you all can ask me about etc. late...

i watched an episode of "MTV cribs" where the kid sitting next to me on the couch was the star.... that was quite a thing... little ski/sponsored buddy sitting there was guiding MTV watchers through his house and showing us where "the magic happens"! oddly, most of the kids i was introduced to this week are sponsored by mega corporations like red bull, Burton, etnies, Kawasaki, Honda, Helly Hanson, etc...
why did i waste my youth on rebelling from authority? i should have been riding a snow board/skiing/wake boarding/kite surfing/etc..

wtf???

anyway, i have a lot to post! a few great pics!!! i got a good whiff at mjs back door, (she didn't answer, but i swear it was hers!!!) met some loggers and i will meet CSI SEATTLE tomorrow! i tried to meet up with him this evening but he had some usual suspects lined up at his place and couldn't be torn away.. one must move along when they can, I'm not the only one buying pizza and beer this evening...

I've become addicted to television once again and will spend the next four years forgetting what I've seen...

*runs away from self to shout something out to his readers*

"find/buy/rent every season of trailer park boys you can get your hands on!! the most ridiculous humour one could possibly forget!!!"

*tackles self into pile of piss buckets*

well i must find some place to sleep as I'm here at sheshes, aka "get her a beer" in my blog roll.

i miss you all so much! and sorry to those i have not met up with yet and to those i will meet soon!!! the voices will be back in your heads soon!!!!! and I'll be back to uber commentsie backsies as well, give a man a break, i only take one month long vacations every three years!!!

16 comments:

kylie said...

rock on!!

jiggins said...

Di it to it!

Queen Goob said...

My GOD man, hurry home - Cheese is in dire straits!

Have fun, stay drunk, break a leg, kick some ass, then git yer ass back he-a (trailer trash talk)


p.s. don't forget we love, love, love pictures so get some spare batteries for your camera.....except for that naked snow angel shot; I think I can do without that one. We want lots of pictures including a self-portrait with you and CSI.

Leah said...

Yeah, pictures!

And you should totally get yourself a corporate sponsor. I'm just sorry I don't have the money to sponsor you myself--that and I don't have a logo!

We miss you!

Queen Goob said...

Leah may not have the money but I hear she knits AWESOME socks.....


Just sayin'

Brandy Wilcoxen said...

Can't wait for the pics! Hope Cheese gets well soon!

The Mistress said...

Trailer Park Boys?

You're preaching to the converted.

Megan said...

I want to see the naked snow angel pic.

Miss you man, come home sooooon!

Anonymous said...

Whoooops.

Cece said...

It's offical, to celebrate her time away from you Cheese just had a threesome!

Suzanne said...

I saw a naked snow angel over on Hunter's log, excuse me, "blog." He said "that's not me." So it's you? Good Lord!!!! I think the beer gut saved you. And yes, I know that's you. Oh. My. God! I tried to enlarge it, but with no cooperation from the photo God. I guess that how big your little guy really gets. Too funny.

Glad you're having fun. Wish I could sponser you as well, but I don't know how to knit. When you see CSI please give him a big hug and kiss from me and tell him I love him (but probably not in public, you might be arrested).

Love you and can hardly wait for all the photos and stories.

You want to hear something so sweet? Hunter and his family sent us the most beautiful Christmas gifts. A box full of toys for the kitties and T-Bone, kitty food and two Boston Red Sox caps...one to match my PPT!!! That is one hell of an amazing guy and one hell of a friend. I am so grateful for that Meet & Greet. Honey, you really have to hold another one so two people can find friendship as true as Rob's and mine. I know you would never have imagine it, nor would we, but we are two lucky friends. Thank you sweetie for bringing us together. I mean that Zack with all my heart.

Safe trip home. XO Love you.

Walker said...

HA HA HA
Keep the party going as long as you can and who says you are to old to get sponsors.
I know people who get the all the time.
Ok the are from AA but they are still sponsors

Leni Qinan said...

Ok, whatever it was (food poisoning or hangover from hell), I hope you get better, Cheese.

And Zack, enjoy your once-every-3-yrs 1-month vacation (my English teacher would be so proud of me after writing such compound, LOL).

Seeya soon!

That Guy said...

yeah, cheese was missin you like 3 days ago! Drive safe man.

LYDIA said...

Trailer Park Boys, eh? I will look it up.

Suzanne said...

Honey, it's Cece's birthday today. Also, your ass is featured at the Wild Onion. Stop by if you can find a computer.

Safe journey.