HAPPY HIGHKICKING BIRTHDAY

today is Chuck Norris' 70th birthday! way to go chuck! does anyone have any Chucknorrisisms they'd like to share?!?! such as, "chuck doesn't do push ups, he bench presses the world!"

SHIT THAT DROPS MY JAW.

i was reading some headlines this morning on various news websites... (i'm searching for something other than cnn these days as i find the news there second hand and their readership is awful.) and found this headline here...
i feel awful for the two ladies who wanted to go to prom with each other and have a good time. one of the ladies was planning on wearing a tux, (cheese did this for her prom) and after they talked with the school board about their ban off same sex dates, the school just canceled the prom. WTF? really? cancel the prom? hows that work? how does that help any of the students? i know it's the south and people there are stereotypically a little stubborn and slow on the uptake, but high school lesbians is their new hatred?
bible belt? who gives a shit...it's the year 2010 people, being a racist bigot isn't what Jesus had in mind when he died for you...
what really got me was the 2246 pages of comments from readers. i almost threw my coffee at the screen, there are some backwards ass motherfuckers out there!!! read a couple of pages of comments and tell me you don't think bombing parts of own country is a good idea...
wow, i have to admit, America breeds some stupid fucking people....and to top it off i'll bet the farm that half of the evil commentators favorite porn film they have stashed out in the shed has a scene with two women in it or some sort of animal loving... and they are pointing the finger at these two high school kids!?!?
i hope the little high school lesbians go off to college and find out that there is more to life than the hometowns bowling alley and church group gatherings... GAH....

**steps outside for a smoke, looks to the sky and says, "wow, these are your people, do you hear them? nice work asshole..."**

DRIVING ME BATTY

there are several things already driving me up a fucking wall today. anybody else having that problem.?!?!

the show... yes? go on...

three cheers to kay for unlocking the secrets of my key board!!! "on screen key board"? who fucking knew?!?! not me!!!! at least now i can log on... and i finished the post i started last week! thanks for waiting everyone!!!

fail, like my dell...

sorry for the delay folks, my dell craptop has decided to lose some of its button functions. mainly the ones i need to sign in and out of my email and blogger!!! well, anything that requires me to type in my email address. I'm at work and slipping in some time to get this out. I'm hoping to get more work done on the previous post today, but we will see! thanks for being patient!