Thursday, March 11, 2010

HAPPY HIGHKICKING BIRTHDAY

today is Chuck Norris' 70th birthday! way to go chuck! does anyone have any Chucknorrisisms they'd like to share?!?! such as, "chuck doesn't do push ups, he bench presses the world!"

11 comments:

Megan said...

70?!? Really? Damn, I'm old.

dave h said...

they once made chuck norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

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Anonymous said...

when chuck norris jumps in the water he doesnt get wet. the water gets chuck norrised

Anonymous said...

chuck norris doesnt wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection against chuck norris

Anonymous said...

chuck norris has already been to mars. thats why there are no signs of life there

Megan said...

So, are you gone again?

S. said...

ZACK! I miss you! Now that you don't have facebook I never talk to you anymore and it makes me sad!

INNER VOICES said...

thanks for the comments everyone, even you spammers!!! wait no, fuck you spammers suck my lefty...

meg, no i'm not gone again. i just dont have will to post so much right now.
suz... i know it! you just got back from a month or two at your folks right?!?

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