YEAH TODAY IS MY FATHERS BIRTHDAY...I THINK ILL CALL MY GRANDMOTHER... I BELIEVE SHE WAS ABOUT NINETEEN WHEN MY FATHER WAS BORN...MY GRANDFATHER WOULD HAVE BEEN FORTY TWO? I THINK THATS RIGHT... SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN YOUNGER.. I CANT REMEMBER... I WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FELT... I KNOW THOSE TIMES IN GERMANY WERE SCARY...BUT WAS IT LOVE? I DUNNO... I KNOW SHE HAD MY DAD AND MY UNCLE IN THE OVEN(HA HA BAD GERMAN JOKE...)(SHE WAS PREGNANT) AND WAS SUDDENLY WIDOWED... HOW CRAZY IS THAT SHIT? THEN HIS EX WIVES CAME AND CLEANED HER OUT...WEIRD SHIT FROM WHAT I REMEMBER OF THOSE STORIES... I WONDER IF SHE WILL WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT...
I THINK(AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE) THAT SOMEONES BIRTHDAY IS/SHOULD BE FOR THE PARENTS...YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL DID YOU FUCKING DO...WOW YOU WERE SHOVED OUT OF THE WOMB... SCREAMED AND HAD YOUR BELLYBUTTON CREATED...ERR CUT OFF??? WHAT EVER... IT SHOULD BE A CELEBRATION OF YOUR BELLYBUTTON...SO CALL YOUR FUCKING PARENTS IF YOU HAVE THEM LEFT AND SAY THANK YOU!!! IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU TODAY?? HOW ABOUT I START TO PAY YOU BACK FOR ALL THE SHIT I PUT YOU THROUGH??? YEAH RIGHT...WHATS MY EXCUSE YOU MIGHT ASK...WELL PLAIN AND SIMPLE...I DID NOT ASK TO BE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD AND AFTER THIRTY TWO YEARS OF BEING HERE I REALLY DONT CARE TO BE HERE STILL...(MOST OF THE TIMES...) AND MY FATHER TOOK OUT ENOUGH OF MY ASS TO REPAY HIM FOR THE THIRTEEN YEARS I MANAGED TO LIVE UNDER HIS ROOF...(WELL THERE WERE A FEW YEARS OF PAY BACK AFTER MY THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY BUT IVE MANAGED TO BOX THOSE YEARS OF MY LIFE AND BURY THEM) SO SCREW ME... WOW THAT WAS A NICE BIT OF VENTING...ANY WAY I END UP GOING TO BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND BUYING SHIT AND GETTING DRUNK JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BUT ITS OUR LAME CULTURE THAT DOES IT...SO OFF THE BRIDGE I GO FOLLOWING THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME...DOING WHAT IM TOLD/EXPECTED OF ME...
PRETTY SOON ALL THE CRITICAL THINKERS WILL BE DEAD AND OUR COUNTRY WILL FILL UP WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR WORK OR THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE...CHEESE FOOD AND TELEVISION...STREETS PAVED WITH GOLD...BULLSHIT...GET OFF THE COUCH YOU LAZY WELFARE BUM AND EXPERIENCE LIFE!!! GET HURT MAKE BAD DECISIONS AND LEARN SOMETHING OTHER THEN THE FUCKING GAME COMES ON AT THREE...I THINK PEOPLE ON FEDERAL HELP SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE TELEVISION...WANNA SEE SOME ONE GET A JOB QUICK? TAKE AWAY THEIR FUCKING "IDOL" OR "REAL WORLD" AND SEE THEM SPRING INTO ACTION AND LEARN HOW TO READ THE PAPER...
OK OK SORRY...NOW IM BEING A REAL ASSHOLE...MY BAD.. SOME PEOPLE NEED IT.... I RECEIVED UNEMPLOYMENT FOR SIX MONTHS...I ALSO RECEIVED THE MAXIMUM ALLOWED...BUT YOU KNOW WHAT??? IT ENABLED ME TO START MY OWN BUSINESS AND NOW (WHEN I DECIDE TO GO TO WORK) I MAKE MORE MONEY THEN THE JOB I LEFT/LEFT ME... AND SOMETHING ELSE FUNNY... THEY ENDED UP CALLING ME BACK OFFERING ME MORE MONEY AND IT ALL WORKED OUT...BUT I DIDNT SIT ON MY ASS PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR WORK AND TRY TO SCREW THE (SHITTY) GOVERNMENT OUT OF EVERY PENNY THEY "OWED" ME...ANY WAY HAVE A GREAT DAY FATHER AND "WORK HARDER MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!"
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Ask her. Try and get as many stories from your gramma as you can. Stories are the most valuable family heirlooms you can pass on. Its a shame when they get lost.
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