IT WAS AN AWESOME PARTY

YUP FIRST PEOPLE THERE...SET UP THE SUSHI AND DRANK LIKE IT WAS FREE!!! STILL A LITTLE DRUNK AND ITS TWO IN THE AFTERNOON...HEAD POUNDING AWAY...THE PARTY WAS A HUGE SUCCESS!!! LOTS OF PEOPLE SHOWED UP AND WE SANG THE BIRTHDAY SONG SO LOUD IM SURE PEOPLE AT RIVER INN COULD HEAR US...K GOT PLENTY DRUNK AND I THINK SHE GOT SOME ASS TOO!!! ITS GOOD TO GET SOME ACTION ON YOUR BIRTHDAY...EVEN IF ITS WITH WELL ALCOHOL...BUT WHAT EVER...THERE WAS THE USUAL DISTURBANCES...PEOPLE TRYING TO PICK FIGHTS...THE KELMSTER ALWAYS WANTS TO BE THE LADIES MAN...HOW DOES THAT GUY STILL GET LADIES...I HEARD THE WORST LINES AND I MEAN SHIT...YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE FROM THE MOON NOT TO KNOW THIS GUYS HISTORY...ANY WAY... GOT TO WATCH SOME ONE RAM INTO TREYS CAR AND SPLIT... I SAW WHO IT WAS SO WHEN I SEE HIM ILL LET HIM KNOW...GAVE JERRY A RIDE HOME... I THINK HE WAS GOING TO CRUSH THIS GUYS FACE IN SO I THREW HIM INTO THE TRUCK WHERE HE PROMPTLY PASSED THE FUCK OUT...I MEAN I DROVE MAY BE TWO HUNDRED FEET AND HIS HEAD FELL OUT THE WINDOW AND HE WAS SNORING...FUNNY...AT LEAST HE DIDNT VOMIT IN MY TRUCK...LETS SEE WHAT ELSE.. WE PLAYED SOME CROCHET(HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT ONE?)...WATCHED BRANHAMS DOG GET BEAT UP BY A CAT PROTECTING HER BABIES...SCARY BUT HE DID TAKE A GOOD SLASHING...MARGAUXXX GOT IN THE WAY AND HAD HER LEG CUT OPEN...WAH...IT WAS A DRESS UP PARTY SO ABOUT HALF THE FOLKS LOOKED GREAT AND HALF LOOKED LIKE GRUBY BUMS...(OH WAIT THEY WERE GRUBY BUMS) AND OF COURSE THE SECOND HALF DIDN'T BRING ANY BEER OR FOOD...SO WE RAN OUT OF BEER AT ABOUT THE RIGHT TIME...ONE IN THE MORNING...I MADE A DEAL TO LEAVE THEN ANYWAY...ALL IN ALL IT WAS A GREAT PARTY...KENDRA NEEDED SOME LOVE AND BLAMO SHE GOT IT...GET IT HAHAHA...WELL TONIGHT IS OUR ART SHOW OPENING...AGAIN THIRD ONE IN AS MANY WEEKS...FUN...HOPE WE SELL SOMETHING THERE...ANYWAY...I NEED A RED BULL...