Tuesday, September 18, 2007

LIST FROM B-EGG.


reading b-eggs blog this morning and shes looking for new avenues of employment, gave a website that matches people with jobs after asking 39 questions. here is what they came up with for me...

1.CABLE INSTALLER AND REPAIRER: WTF? i fucking hate t.v. i would never drive around and install this brain drain for people. and its my top job listing??? these people need to look for a new job, somewhere other than their own computer models.

2.CARPENTER: i can't make a square box to bury my self in. i like playing with wood.(that doesn't sound right.) but professional? no.

3. SHEET METAL WORKER: too flimsy, and I'd end up cutting myself with the shit.

4.BOILERMAKER: isn't this a drink?

5. TILE SETTER: sounds like this job is on my knees, yeah no, fuck that.

6.WELDER: so by the time they got to job number six they got it right.

7. AUTOMOTIVE PAINTER: i'm pretty good at this one too.

8. GLAZIER: isn't this shit on ice cream or doughnuts?

9. PLUMBER: I've got enough crack for the job, but other peoples rotten pipes don't interest me at all.

10. AUTO BODY REPAIRER: yeah this is easy work, but holds no interest for me.

11. CABINETMAKER: nope. see job #2.

12. SIGN MAKER: I'll give you a fucking sign.

13. ELECTRONICS ASSEMBLER: do i look like a child? i don't live in china either.

14. PET GROOMER: i don't like others people animals that much. and if i got bit, I'd bite back.

15. DENTAL LAB TECH: yuck. "brush your teeth fuck!" wouldn't go over well i bet. but it sounds like id probably end up building dentures or something

16. COMMERCIAL DRIVER: uh no, ever read my blog? i could tell you why that wouldn't work but it is kind of obvious.

17. IRON WORKER: yeah, i could do this too. we have a forge I've been ogling for years, but have never found enough parts to get it going again.

18. PIPE FITTER: ah, no.

19. HVAC TECH: this sounds like the most boring job ever.

20. STEAM FITTER: i burn myself enough already.

21. MILLWRITE: may be i should look some of these up.

22. SPRINKLER SYSTEM INSTALLER: more on my knees work. and we have people that do this here. doesn't look fun.

23. CONSTRUCTION TRADES PERSON: boy this isn't too vague. or does this mean laborer?

24. BRICKLAYER/STONEMASON: nah, sounds like hard work.

25. INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY MECHANIC: so, at number twenty five they nail it. perhaps I'm in the wrong line of work.

26. ELEVATOR INSTALLER AND REPAIRER: "don't look down, Zack was working on this one..."

27. INSULATOR: sounds itchy.

28. PRINT PRESS OPERATOR: lame.

29. DRY WALLER: fuck this, done it. don't ever want to this again.
30. MINER (UNDERGROUND): hell no, ever read the paper? have you ever seen a good story about mining!

31. TOOL AND DIE MAKER: weak...

32. PLASTERER: these guys work on weekends, just to make ends meet.

33. MACHINIST: do this already, we have a full on machine shop. was actually doing this yesterday. built an adapter to go from our new auger motor to an old auger.

34. CONCRETE MASON: nope, more kneeling.

35. ROOFER: i drink to much for high places.

36. SHIP'S CREW: i like boating and own one, but I'm captain all the way! besides "seamen all over the poop deck." doesn't sound like all that much fun to me either.

37. OPTICAL/OPHTHALMIC LAB TECH: can you see me now? good. go home.

38. BICYCLE MECHANIC: whats your top wage for this job? bout nine bucks an hour. what kind of experience do i need. i build engines bitch! fuck your bicycles!

39. UPHOLSTERER: do this too.

40. MUSICAL INSTRUMENT BUILDER AND REPAIRER: not a musical bone in my body. i can whistle.

all in all i didn't really learn that much from this experience. but it was fun to see what the Internet machine spits out...



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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i took the test too, here's mine.

1.
Director of Photography

2.
Set Designer

3.
Costume Designer

4.
Special Effects Technician

5.
Sign Maker

6.
Sheet Metal Worker

7.
Tailor / Dressmaker

8.
Animator

9.
Fashion Designer

10.
Security Systems Technician

11.
Glazier

12.
Autobody Repairer

13.
Plumber

14.
Dental Lab Tech

15.
Electrician

16.
Pet Groomer

17.
Ironworker

18.
Construction Tradesperson

19.
Bricklayer / Stonemason

20.
Insulator

21.
Miner (Underground)

22.
Locksmith

23.
Plasterer

24.
Drywaller

25.
Concrete Mason

26.
Roofer

27.
Makeup Artist

28.
Magician

29.
Computer Animator

30.
Artist

31.
Graphic Designer

32.
Video Game Developer

33.
Bicycle Mechanic

34.
Furniture Finisher

35.
Picture Framer

36.
Upholsterer

37.
Musician

38.
Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer

39.
Electrical Engineering Tech

40.
Electronics Engineering Tech

i'm all the way at 31, ahahahaha.

denim

INNER VOICES said...

i think you'd be a good little dress maker! hahahahahaha...pet groomer for you too dude! i know how you love the wet cats! ooh ooh how about fashion desingner! yeah make me some panties bitch... but they seemed to have a pattern going though.. it would be interesting to see how other people we know stack up. i found that i didnt answer any of the questions with one extreme or another and most questions i answered i dont care... hmmm...
thanks b-egg for the fun little testy thing.. errr not testi thing but the test thingy....
and thanks denim-drain for the comment.

Black Egg said...

Ha, well I enjoyed reading your smart-alecky commentary on the list! I agree a lot of it makes no sense, I felt that way, too, esp. with my first list. Still those kinds of little tests can be sorta fun - or at least useful when you're trying to come up w/ something to post...!

INNER VOICES said...

yah, i was in kind of a funny mood yesterday, cheese took the test and posted her results, which you saw, and there was a link to refine her search by answering more questions... it came out alot closer to what she is really interested. i might do it again to see if it works better as well! thanks for the fun!!!

The Man said...

Hey bro - you should record you whistling and put it on your site. Would enjoy hearing it.

BTW, I'm jealous because I can't do any of these things. I'm barely qualified to run a power saw.