Friday, September 28, 2007

IVE HAD TO CALM DOWN.

this motherfucker that works here as our electrician/plumber/computer tech/hacker/fuck-up. has crashed my work computer!!! I'm gonna kill this fucking shit fucker. and I've calmed down from yesterday... i had files for work like you wouldn't believe. thousands of photos, hundreds of songs, hundreds of business contacts, home numbers and cell phones for these people that I've built up for years. link lists, with built in passwords for websites that i have no idea how to get back.
this fuckers solution?!?! "you need a new hard drive." WTF?!?!?!? kiss my ass, you but munching, salami sucker...

"what the fuck do you mean, i need a new hard drive? it was working just fine yesterday?"

"well, um, i wanted to install the T-1 upgrades on your computer."

"why? i told you i don't want you fucking around with my computer, remember what you did last time?"
He seemingly deleted entire programs. said i "downloaded a virus." (we had another tech come in after that and i was told he had installed a hacked log tracking program on my computer and it wasn't allowing me to open anything it couldn't follow...) godamn felch farmer...

"well i ordered you a new hard drive, it'll be here tomorrow."

"don't bother, send it back. I'm throwing that p.o.s. away and buying a dell."

"no you are not buying a dell."

"fuck you Tim, I'm buying a dell."
now i know he hates dells, and that's the only reason i said that. so i called my tech buddy in town and asked him if he could recover the information. he's going to give it a whack and build me a new hacker proof unit.
i took the box out of my desk and set it aside to take to town later and this fucker gets inside of it and starts jacking shit!! he tried to take the parts out of it. my "busted" hard drive, my new T-1 modem thingy and my dual cooling fans and dual processors... this fucker was trying to sabotage me!!!!!!!
I'm going to kill this fucking donkey dick!
and I'm much more calm than yesterday...
so kids wish me luck and pray for me that i don't run this guy off the road this evening when i see him driving his jerk mobile home... ohh and enjoy your weekends!!!

6 comments:

tasha said...

some people eh.

Sushi the Mermaid said...

Poor you...I'd probably strangle him with a piano wire.

Anonymous said...

he used to have a bbs (bulletin board service, for YOU computer n00bs) back in the 2400 days, must have started learning that crap with that 'service'. man, that guy, never quits.

deniminominator hahah

INNER VOICES said...

hey tasha, i lost the link to yer blawg, sent it to me again please...
sushi, no shit and funny you say "with a piano wire", we will be moving one in the next two weeks... hmmm..
draino, hack, hack, hack... need i say more?

Black Egg said...

This sounds like an absolute nightmare! Also, I could swear I checked in on your blog over the weekend and didn't see this post, but then maybe the weekend went by way quicker than I realized - I was busy, I guess. But back to your horror story - yeah, I give you a lot of credit for not pummeling this guy into the ground, that's totally not funny what he did. I hope things are getting resolved? Or that you had a good weekend, at least...

Kay said...

Oh my good God.
Are you ok bro? I would straight up murder his ass.
Why do tech people think they're fucking Einstein?
I hope your buddy is/was able to recover your data, because that kind of info is priceless.