Wednesday, October 03, 2007

ITS BEEN FUCKING FRUSTRATRING.

mobile phone
yeah with no computer that's "safe" to use at work it's been hard to blog. I'm now using the head bosses computer and it makes me nervous. i don't want to get blamed for breaking this computer. after voicing my anger with everyone here and taking my broken computer out of the office, our tech decided to do a little back stabbing.

"well it's all the Internet sites he visits." and
"there were programs on there that don't belong on there." and
"it's not anything that i did! he must have done something to crash it."

I'm starting to really hate this man. even as i type this, he is at his desk talking to a tech on the phone about a water filtration system he just installed on a job. hes complaining about there being faulty parts and he would like "new" ones express shipped. couldn't have been anything you did fucker!!!
anyway, ill leave this all behind me now.
like i said i have not been posting,(because you know why...) and as you also know posting on dial up is excruciating... so I'll try a small tidbit for you all now.
I'm getting fat. well I'm getting fatter, hows that? and winter is coming. hmm... not the time to be running around and getting all kinds of exercise is it now? here is my dilema. i like drinking beer when I'm conscious. id do it when I'm sleeping as well but id probably wet the bed. problem number two, i love good food, special cheese makes wicked good food and i can sometimes dazzle your palate as well. problem three, I'm a lazy fucker too... i know i work my ass off. i go non stop at home with projects and the like but don't really get my heart rate up often enough. and i smoke.so lets recap, i drink, i eat rich foods, I'm lazy and i smoke. um, sounds like I'm fucked. winter is coming and soon i wont even be able to see what I'm holding onto when i pee...
just kidding. I'm not that fat. 5'11", 190 pounds and all sex machine... hahahahahaa.... but i am worried about it. need to start doing something about the budda belly though. i go through bouts of exercise. push ups, sit ups and all that crap. but not in a while. funny thing is, strap a back pack on me and I'll death march with the best of them just let me put on a knee brace and bring my flask of whiskey!

"five day trip through the wilderness? no fucking problem."
"get on a bike and ride to the bottom of my road? fuck you! I'd rather drive."

i don't get it, i smoke and i can hike thirty miles. but motivate to go on a walk down to the point? fuck no, I'll drive. so i think I'll start changing the life style again a little bit. so get ready to hear a new kind of bitching about how different parts of my body are hurting now. (still wont catch me on a bike. even though i own one of these..)
i think what I'll start doing is throwing thirty or so beers into a back pack and go hiking into the canyons around here until the beer is gone. sound good? anybody have any exercise ideas that involve drinking, eating, laziness and smoking? let me know. I'll try them out for ya!
enjoy your week!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

couple ideas for ya:

Link One

Don't even know what this is

This one mght be worth something

good luck fatty!

denim

INNER VOICES said...

nice links! how do you put links in a comment? fucker. anyway... what are you doing after work? wanna help me move a deck? i need some help... since im so weak and fat. whats cracking for you this weekend?

Old Knudsen said...

drinking, eating, laziness and smoking

Are you Lindsay Lohan? get captured by the Japs ya fat cunt that'll do ya the world of good.
I have two hard drives that need stuff taken from them, some day maybe, get a Dell and a computer signing on password.

I have dial up its better than nothing.

stonelifter said...

5'11" 190#, tiny guy, I am 5'8" at 225, was 240 4 months ago.

Pull the techs shirt over his head and then kick him in the nuts, sound like one of those assholes who thinks he has a little bit of power and tries to wield it.

INNER VOICES said...

KNUDER, no shit huh, a little water torture should scramble my head enough not to eat for months! and the fixed computer with all my info should be back in a couple of weeks! till then its stealth blogging on other peoples plastic boxes.

STONELIFTER, yeah, id like to do a whole lot more than that!! but revenge is served sweetist cold, i'm going to let him forget all about the shit he has most recently pulled.
and i have gotten a small jab back. as the mechanic here, i schedualed his truck for a l.o.f. (lube, oil, filter) and unfortunatly he didnt find out about that untill this morning, when i had his hood open and truck err, disabled. too bad he had everything he needed for the day already loaded and preped for work, he had to take our prize of the fleet today... ("hey, make sure you bring some jumper cables, just in case!!!")
as he was pulling out of the yard LATE this morning...

tasha said...

yes lazy fat people finally have a chance. im stoked on that one link. thanks to you i can still be lazy and not so fat...yessss

INNER VOICES said...

TASHA, more than fucking awesome talking to you this week!!! so nice to catch up. makes me feel uber guilty that i dont come and see you more often. and send me another link to your blog to my email. you'll have to link it so i can go to it!

Kay said...

I'm tellin you bro, get your ass some chemo... You won't want to even think about food. And they say no alcohol. Mother fuckers... I'm starting to think the cancer'd be better than this chemo bullshit.

The best way to truly lose the weight if you're unmotivated, get a workout partner. Then you can't flake on them, or they'll kick your ass. Or get a couple partners. I used to hit the gym twice a day, and go for a swim. I miss that shit. Good luck. You're doing great by taking steps to fix it now.

tasha said...

just go to my profile i finaly figured out how to add my blog to it. so ya talk to you soon.

Sushi the Mermaid said...

Hm...sex is good for losing weight. If you're on top. Or get AIDS.