Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A REVIEW OF SORTS


do not buy a dell inspirion mini 12.1 if you want a"computer"...
buy a net book if you would a disposable toy to fuck around with and you have an extra six hundred bucks to throw away... i was warned, i was even told... alas, i bought one anyway...
am i enjoying it? yes. will it last as long as my ipod? i doubt it....
do i regret buying it? i regret nothing... i learn from everything...
what ever...
here i sit on my six hundred dollar toy fucking off about bullshit and not worrying about...
you, on the other hand should not spend/waste your money on a dell...
did everyone get that? good...
now send me all your money, tax returns, food stamps, drugs, extra beer (if there ever was such a thing) third or fourth child so i may pawn it all off for a mac...

fuck you denim... i know you know i know i should have bought a mac... when we hang out next (soon please) you are more than welcome to rub it the fuck in....

oh, by the way i treated this weeks sobriety to some beer and a shot of jeager to celebrate being sober... yeah you do the math on that one...

speaking of math... i watched one of my favorite people in the world melt the fuck down this evening doing her homework... she is ten and in her final year in elementary school. she has asked the teacher for more difficult homework... for the past few months has been kicking ass with endeavor... (take that! teacher! who do you think you are dealing with?!?!?) this evening on the other hand was overwhelmed with over two hours of homework... this week the homework has seriously increased though...um... shes ten bitch. not twenty seven fer fucks sake. give her a challenge, don't break her back...

cheese is responding to this new development tomorrow morning... man i was she would have been in my corner as a kid...

other than that, i don't have much else to bitch about...except today i was challenged at work with a "don't let the fact that you don't have all the tools you need be an excuse to not being able to get the job done." slam... here's the stats of that shit...

four transfer truck tires... over a hundred pounds of rubber a piece... only having one of three tools i normally need to get the job done in the shop.. (the other two were apparently missing) and only three hours to do them in.... four hours later,(forty five minutes after closing time) I'm done, in the office, asking if there was anything else i could do before i left for the day...

"nope." says the boss.

"cool, sorry those tires took a bit longer than i thought... see you in the morning with no excuses." i replied.

the other boss who made the "no excuses" comment looked up... sat down... smiled... and said nothing....

yeah bitch....

16 comments:

sexypoet said...

sounds like you had a fun day today. hehe

what the hell is a 5th grade teacher giving 2 hours of homework fer? thats just fucked up! hope cheese gives the teacher a whoopin!

hope your tomorrow is better..

p.s. why the hell did you buy the mini for 600?? could have gotten the full size one for about 50 bucks more.. live and learn!!

MJ said...

They have finally decided here that it's not 'appropriate' for young children in Grades One through Three to have homework.

That Guy said...

you tell em, Z

You too cheese!

denim said...

alright, all that i will say about the dell is that i was almost on the floor laughing as i read this post. that's all, for now.

i think it's pretty fuckin cool to ask the teacher for harder homework. who the hell knows that they are smarter than everyone else at the age of 10?!? i'll give her a high five or something next time i see her. shitty she had a breakdown, she will make it through. those kids are badass, i've said it before.

ya we should hang out soon, but... beer...

and thought i was gonna see you on sunday, heard you were busy playing with someone ELSE's wii.

INNER VOICES said...

POET!!! i bought the mini cause i have a massive home computer and just needed a small portable to check email and blog and shit... what are you gonna do though eh?!? thanks for commenting!

mj, crzy! cheeses other mini who is in first grade asks her teacher for homework so she can be more like her older sister...

that guy, no one puits the smack down like my cheese...

denim... yup... *hangs head* yeah i was gonna go hang at farmies house but opted to get my drink on with the d-dog. i never see her and prob wont hang out with her for another year or so... meh.

denim said...

birthday weeks still make me laugh.

*laff*

INNER VOICES said...

NO SHIT... must be nice...

Leni Qinan said...

I won't buy a Dell, promised. But don't buy a HP Pavillion either -graphics card won't work after a few months, wifi won't connect either and you will get a black monitor-.

LOL, mini cheeses are cute and very clever too. Maybe when they start going out with boys they will stop asking for more homework, hahaha.

stonelifter said...

what is with you people and computer problems?

I have a dell lap top and nary a problem, have even dropped the thing and it still works fine.

You buy a mac and i will never talk to you again, I will not touch one of those things out of principle, you will become one of the mac fools running around going look at me I have a mac I am better than you.

By the way, i have had 2 friends with macs, both boat anchors and nothing but problems, both had to be replaced so there

rant over

Megan said...

Dell works for me, too. But I had the whole thing's memory erased right out of the box and my IT guy install everything we needed...helps when you have a family IT guy...

Dude, my 15 yr old doesn't have that much math homework. At least, he says he doesn't.

FirstNations said...

just the thought of that much math homework makes me cry. sounds like teacher got a red ass, so is trying to teach one of those 'know your place little girl'
kinda lessons, to me. GO CHEESE!! KILL! REND!! DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!

ahem.

yeah, no shit. wish I'd had Cheese in my corner as a kid too.

cher said...

well, my laptop is a Toshiba and it was free... so I can't complain. I am addicted to defragging it though. I've been known to keep clicking defrag through whole movies, dinner, while driving, and during sex.
Ok, maybe not during sex, but at least through a good portion of the foreplay

denim said...

...mrmrmmmrmrmm...

fine, don't come to my $9 million dollar house!

...mrmrmrmmmmrmrmuuumrmmrm...

INNER VOICES said...

denim.... leave your ass raw, with a chainsaw, if things keep going this way i might break my face on your hand tonight... hahahahahahahaha...

what a fuck up....

cher, so yer double clicking your mouse a lot these days eh?

leni, dont even mention boys just yet, pu-lease...

stone, i know it.. i dont want to go over to the dark side, but the force is strong with them...

megan, and the homework has just begun....

nations, you should see what she can do!!!

Kay said...

I'm a compaq girl myself. Buuut... that's probably cuz it was free. One of those, "mommy, daddy, I have kanser, buy me pretty things" sort of deals.

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