Monday, November 10, 2008

hello anon commenter!

SO, I HAVE AFTER TWO SOME ODD YEARS OF BLOGGING RECEIVED MY FIRST SEMI-NEGATIVE ANONYMOUS RESPONSE!!!
here it is in all its glory:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess I'm the odd man out because if you believe what you wrote, then you're an idiot and so are the rest of the hoo-yahs egging you on. But, God bless America and everyone who comprises her.

11:08 AM

and can be found in this post here.

i fucking love it!!!! I'm an idiot!!! can you imagine all the things a person can/will say while anonymous and alls i get is "idiot".. well at least I'm not a "hoo-yah" like the rest of you all...



hahahahahaaaa.....

hey anon! picture below is how i feel about your anon comment....

24 comments:

MJ said...

So both you and the chick with THE TOILET PLANTER are flipping the bird in your posts.

Signed,

Hoo-Yah.

Leni Qinan said...

It's sooo clever and brave to hide behind anonymity to offend others and avoid confrontation! (*claps her hands*). Very brave, indeed.

But hey, do you think your anon commenter is really anon?

It's amazing how much info you may have in that site meter thingy: dates, times, durations, servers,locations, cities, countries, urls.. nobody is ever really anonymous out here. I bet your some of your readerships have been through this as well, haven't you guys?

I could even unmask a couple of them in my blog just by having a look at the sitemeter and googling.

Take it easy, Zack. :)

(*chuckles and dances her way back home flipping the bird too*).

Dr Zibbs said...

I bet it was the Big Ragoo. Not really. I just wanted to type the Big Ragoo.

Megan said...

WTF is a Hoo Yah? I wish I could invent a new classification!

Suzanne said...

You know what I love Zack? That I'm not Anon!!! I've given you so much shit about so many things and I now realize you have treated me with the utmost respect and dignity, despite my stupidity on numerous occasions. *Runs toward Zack with arms outstretched, leaps over Cheese, knocks over lawn furniture, grabs a few roses, a vase, some water, pets the dogs, says "hey" to the turkeys and grab a beer on the way, and finally, the big squeeze and a whisper into the left ear, "I love you Zack, and thanks for always giving me more space than I probably deserve."* (Don't worry Cheese, my darling, understanding soul, I love him as a friend. A dear, dear friend.)

You're a terrific guy and we all know that, so hang in there. You'll get past this. After the fiasco with 1-Pic I recieved two hate comments, as if I was the reason he left. I tried to explain and understand and Bindi said "DELETE THE COMMENT." I listened both times. Deleting didn't remove the memory however, but over time it got easier. It will for you too. I think it's good to get a wake-up call. It keeps you on your toes. And no, not everyone will or should agree with you. I'm grateful for the hate comments I recieved. I learned a whole hell of a lot from both. They pointed out things I hadn't considered and I grew and learned. I still think of both, and this may surprise you, not with bitterness, but gratefullness. They both taught me something. I actually think it's important to listen and reflect. Of course the knee jerk reaction is to coil and become defensive, but if you simply relax and listen, you learn the lesson. And trust me, there is always a lesson.

I love you my dear. Hang in there. Oh, and so sorry I called you a Republican over at the Cafe. My bad. Let me buy you a free drink!

XO ;)

I just read the original post. I hadn't read it (you know how crazy my life has been recently). WOW!!! Those are some bold statements MF!!! Do I agree with all? No, of course not. Do I agree with some? Of course. I do believe that's why you love me and I love you.

Hang in there honey. And after you stop being angry, just sit and think about the comment. That's what I did with mine and it help clarify a whole hell of a lot of shit. Love you darling. And by the way, I love your list. I now know you better than you know me.

Leah said...

Hoo-yah is one bandwagon I'm jumping on.

CSI Seattle said...

I just noticed that Hoo-yah spelled backwards is Hay-Ooh. Coincidence? I think not.

Anonymous said...

Yeah,g'day,

I for one would never hide behind the cloak of anonymity... would I??

INNER VOICES said...

Ahh kook, you left some of your feathers over in the corner though... i know that this time it was you...


AS FOR THE REST OF MY LOYAL READERS, COMMENTSIE BACKSIES WILL RESUME TOMMOROW!

just bob said...

Ahh.. Mr/Ms anonymous seems to have quite a serious case of keyboard courage. It sure is easy to pontificate with the cloak of secrecy. Chicken sh!t.

Suzanne said...

Wow, Bob knows so many BIG words. Pontificate. Yummy! What? I have nothing better to do. I'm trying to reorganize my office and have to turn off the computer to move it. Cut me some slack. I'm havin' fun before I enter the dead zone.

Did anyone notice Anon said g'day? Australian? Mark are you f****** with us? Your mother? Father? Sister? Brother? Wife? Kid? Kitty? Mark, are you f****** with us!?!!! He's/she's Australian. Kylie? Did you catch that Zack? Or is he/she just f****** with you. Good Lord, I'm exhausted just trying to figure out the riddle.

Love ya baby. If I get the computer up and running tonight, stop by the Wild Onion and I'll buy you a free drink.

XO

Suzanne said...

Bob, are you bartending?

Kookaburra said...

*tip toe in and sweep up my tail feathers*

Hey Suzanne,

Yep. THE SECOND ANON COMMENT - that was me just taking the p*** and trying to lighten the mood. I like your first comment to Zack on this Post. Well said :)

Leni Qinan said...

Wow, learn English with the Inner Voices! That's much better than a crash course:

Hoo-yah and g'day in the same post!

I may teach you a bit of Spanish some day, hahaha! ;)

just bob said...

un poco espanol

That Guy said...

Dear Anon,

No, you're an idiot.

*heroically clenches fist and throws it in the air victoriously!

FirstNations said...

hey the chick WITHOUT A TOILET PLANTER ANYWHERE ON THE PROPERTY got called a 'british piece of shit' once. OH YEAH! THATS RIGHT! TOP THAT BUCKO!!

Suzanne said...

Happy Monday!!! I'm late for the park, but was just at the Wild Onion and grabbed a micro brew for you. I think "That Guy" might need a few sips. Share, okay?

Gotta go because my phone is now fully charged. Have a great day and remember inhale, exhale, feel relaxation spread from the tip of your toes to the top of your head.

And Mark, very, very funny, and thanks!

XO

just bob said...

Hey Blottie... it's Tuesday.

Just saying... Bob

That Guy said...

Gulp.

Thanks Suz!

love me a microbrew at work in the morning!

INNER VOICES said...

MJ, i wonder if anon meant yah hoos...

leni, i did do a bit of a stat search on him but since it really wasnt that interesting i didnt go tooo far into it. i was trying to out the anon by baiting him on but to no avail. he came here by searching out something i had on my link bar... thanks for the comment!

zibbs, big ragoo eh? yer right that was fun typing that!

megan, i bet you could come up with some new classifications!!

suz, i wasnt offended and it didnt bother me that i had an anon comment, i was trying to get them to come back! but thanks!!

leah, *gives her a hand up on the hoo yah band wagon!!*

csi, so smart, i new there was something i was missing!!

just bob, its tough to be tough isnt it!! hahahaaa...

suz, yes we knew the second anon im-poster was kook. i outed him above your comment!

kook, *hands him a dust pan and asks if he can keep the feathers*

leni! hahahaa, i do know a bit of spanish, more from the mexican variety but spanish indeed is a language i can figure out!! thanks for the offer and any time for sure is a good time to learn some new words!!

that guy, i see you are wearing your super man panties today! so am i!

firsty, *shuffles feet around jealous, not only does he not have a toilet planter like first nations but he has only been callen an idiot* i do try and piss people off non stop, but i never seem to offend anyone!! how do you do it?!?!?

suz, no meditation tricks for me okay? i like being angsty...

just bob, thanks i wasnt going to say anything...

that guy, dont we all man, dont we all...

Suzanne said...

God, it's fucking Tuesday? That means it's almost Friday. Good Lord. Where the hell did Monday go? *Mutters under breath, "Bob and his damn micro brew."*

That Guy ~ you're welcome. Save some for you know who because it's now Tuesday apparently and Tuesdays are difficult for him as well.

And Zack, about Anon, I though he was a she. What do I know? Apparently nothing because I also wasn't aware you were trying to lure him back. Hey, I'm not the brightest lightbulb. *Cheer go up and clapping is heard for miles around.* Shut up. All of you.

Walker said...

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

So how does it feel to exercise your right to free speech as an American so that you could be heckled by Alolf, OH I mean Annonymous?

It's amazing how some people think that free speech is onkly for those who agree with them and the rest of the world has no voice.

I say, say what you want and applaud those who have the balls to stand up to you without hidding and let's you have it.
It's what fucken democracy is all about, opinions and respect for each others honest thoughts and beliefs.

Queen Goob said...

It's taken me a number of days to type a comment because I'm sad.

No one has ever left a fuck you comment on my blog before.

....yes, very sad.