Wednesday, November 12, 2008

you have been outed...


from Chester County Pennsylvania!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

yep, i'm a perv with dreadful spanish

YOU GOT IT!!!!!!

Random Chick said...

Is that Hermonie from Harry Potter? Who's stalking her now? Dumpledore? I always knew he was a perv.

That Guy said...

Damn, that chick is pretty hot yo.

Queen Goob said...

I hear Mr. Chester County is ALL into the blow-up Uncle Sam, too!

PERV!!!

Leah said...

OMG, I went to school adjacent to Chester County, and I worked there all through college...meaningful? I think not...

INNER VOICES said...

this pervert watches the voices from the library there!!! ewww....

Megan said...

Oh boy, oh boy. I predict hijinks shall now ensue...

CSI Seattle said...

You say pervert like it's a bad thing.

INNER VOICES said...

i'm a bad boy.... heh heh..

Leni Qinan said...

Really? Hm... How interesting...

Suzanne said...

I'm going to sit my ass right here for about 10 minutes. I'm exhausted. Long day, long story. Here, why don't I tell you about it.








Just kidding! I won't bore you, but I actually am exhausted. I'm trying to prepare the house for two feral kittens I rescued. They've been in intensive care at the Vet's for a week and today's the big WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME day! It's also WOW, HOW DID A THOUSAND DOLLARS GET SUCKED OUT OF MY ACCOUNT THAT FAST day after over seven hundred was sucked out only two weeks ago when Maestro was ill.

Whoops, sorry Zack, walked in the door and thought I was in the therapist's office. So what? We're all just sitting around waiting for the pervert to show up? It's Anon, right? He's at the top of the page, so 'That Guy,' "honey can you get me a micro brew? I'm so tired and I did you a favor the other morning." (Wow, that almost sound pornographic.) If I'm going to sit around wasting time, I may as well make my peeps proud. I can only drink a few tablespoons (I'm not a beer drinker), so the rest of you can pass it around while we relax, wait for Zack to cook up a nice meal on the grill and enjoy the sunset. Oh, right, it's only 3:08 in CA. No sunset. Oh well, at least Zack is happy to be home early and cooking for a crowd. "IV, I like my red peppers medium-rare."

Love ya honey! XO

INNER VOICES said...

cat... the other white meat... dang suz, i never knew you to be the one to spend so much on a meal... or did i misinterpret your comment?



hahahahahahaa.....

just bob said...

I've been to Chester County, PA... she could be referring to just about anyone in the county.

Suzanne said...

"Cat...the other white meat."

Zack, that is cruel and I need some hugs after that abuse. *Suz is seen in a New Yorker cartoon laying flat on her back and appears to be as flat as a pancake as well because the response was awesome.*

Haaaaaaaaaaaa Zack! People care about people who love animals. I made the New Yorker Magazine on the Right Coast, but I'm waiting for my grilled red peppers on the Left Coast. Chop to it Mr. Sunshine. And no, you didn't misinterpret, but I can understand how you might. I'm so busy life never slows down, but once in a while I say "SCREW IT!!" and ask for grilled veggies prepared by a master chef. And that you are my dear man. If you have a bit of extra time, I also like grilled onions, tomatoes and zucchini. I like them marinated in a bit of olive oil and Meyer's Lemon. I have the lemon tree, so don't worry.

Love you darling. Glad you're able to take off the afternoon. Let's eat, drink and watch the sun set with Cheese and all our friends. Yes, I do relax every once in a while. Thanks for reminding me I'm normal. I am, right?

Oh dear Lord. Here comes 'That Guy' with the micro brew. I asked for a bottle. He brought the whole damn factory. Okay, Thursdays out!

;)

That Guy said...

Sorry I'm late. Traffic...

Here's one keg of Anchor Steam. I think you'll find it both satisfying and satisfying.

Suzanne said...

I'm going to need some food with that.

hnter1018 said...

Lets see what we have going on so far. Party a Suzannes!!!!!! Keg of anchor steam provided by that guy....Iv doing some cooking and Suzanne is bringing home some young pussy that she had to pay for and according to the voices we may or may not be able to eat.

Kookaburra said...

Whew! Thought it was me for a second! Luckily the poster gal is pointing over my left shoulder towards my work colleague :)

Suzanne said...

My darling Hunter, no, isn't the party at IV's? I don't have a grill. He does. Okay, seeing that you're all here, poof, I have a grill and IV's tending it in that pretty little apron I bought at Ross for $5. Apparently that's all he thinks he has to wear cuz I see a whole hell of a lot of flesh!

Hopefully Queen Goob brought all here cheap lawn chairs because I swear to God, I don't have enough seating. And OH MY GOD...THE SUN HAS SET AND THE MOON IS UP. WHAT???!!! Time passes so quickly when you're agonizing about stupid stuff. But we seem to have enough meat for the crazy folk, cuz everyone brought some, just in case Aunt Suzy shopped only for vegetarians.

Don't f*** with my kitties. No seriously. I put up with a lot of shit from you boys, but I draw the line at my kitties. No pussy jokes. And yes Hunter, I absorbed every word. Thanks for your creativity.

And Mark, don't worry, I would never hurt a soul. Your work mate is safe. ;)

Love you all, now let's eat, drink and be merry.

XO

kylie said...

ray, you're embarassing mark.
keep your hands on the desk, you perv.

anon,
watch out!
i think that leni qinan has the hots for you

*shakes hand and blows fingers as if burned*

Anonymous said...

yeah kyles
that hoo yah is c-a-l-i-e-n-t-e

HOT!!

MJ said...

A pervert?

Did one of my bitches escape?

Suzanne said...

Anon,

I'd be very careful. Kylie knows a lot of big words. And MJ. Wow. Don't even go there! Oh, and Leni. She says she's in Spain. I think she's in New Jersey. Honey, you hungry. Lots of BBQ left over from, well, the BBQ.

Suzanne said...

See how Kylie's shoulder looks like a boob?

Kookaburra said...

I am tired and just a little confused after reading all these witty comments. Suze seems to be having a conversation within a conversation. ( No doubt I will be corrected.) So I guess it's best for me not to say anything and just wait for the next Post.

*Yawn & stretch* Nighty night.

That Guy said...

WAKE UP! THIS IS BULLSHIT. WHAT (BESIDES MY JOB) AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS TIME???

INNER VOICES said...

here you go that guy a shiny new post is up just for you...

INNER VOICES said...

SORRY FOLKS, NO COMMENTSIE BACKSIES TODAY... I'LL GET BACK TO YOU IN THE FOLLOWING POST...


my purpose of this post was for all of you to fess up that you were the pervert. but really it was just for fun and i thought that the picture was funny!