Tuesday, May 05, 2009


the town i live in should have a factory that makes this product... and locals should be supplied with it for life... what is it about the inherent nature of humans to gossip? to stand around in packs and murmur to one another the things of "its not my business but...". i know back in the days it was a way of retaining ones cultural history, by passing down to the younger generations the stories of ones family or tribes history. um... we evolved and learned to read and write, well some of us did...

others did not.

so for all you gossiping fools out there, read the sign...

and if your one of the unlucky few still learning how to act socially in society by watching television, "have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"!!!

6 comments:

denim said...

no shit huh? nobody can make their own lives the way they want it, so they talk shit/live vicariously through the others who don't give a shit about what they think or say. assumptions rule the world.

our brains/minds are the only things that is truly ours, use the damn things motherfuckers! it's easier than you think.

wait... did i go on a tangent?

That Guy said...

There's a great documentary, which I have, that gets in to this. They were thinking that language is the way that information is passed on...where are the berries, which time of year do the elk cruise through...pertinant shit. So a guy did an objective study on what we talk about. He evesdropped in all types of places, coffee shops, malls, doctors offices, amusment parks, etc...and they found out that people do about 75% of their communicating about what you're saying is basically nonsense. Well...historically, it's not nonsense. We're all trying to...well, mate. And getting the "goods" on that type of shit (gossip) has been extremely important in human history. Nowadays, it seems irrelevant, causes problems, etc...and can easily be categorized as bullshit. But that's not the purpose its served in the past. We're just stuck with the remnants of that inherent "quality." By the way, did you hear about Denim? I'll tell you later...you're gonna shit!

MJ said...

Fine.

I won't bother telling you about what Beast gets up to in his spare time.

Megan said...

There's four million people in my town. That diffuses things a bit...

Ron Knee said...

NAEBODY likes an uppitty nigger. An auld scots-american phrase frae way back when. Dinnae agree with this class o' speech? Feckya an' all whit sail in yer. Hey but dae ah give twa focks?

INNER VOICES said...

WELL FECKIN SAID RON KNEE!!!