more crainial rectal invertions

we are having a work party today, so that means Ive been looking at a cooler full of beer all day long... all day long... other than that its just a short post today, nothing to bitch about, no one really broke anything today and i am ready for a little midweek weekend. so i hope you all don't think of driving too far tonight and getting too fucked up, it is a rookie drinking holiday after all...

oh, i do have a short news tid bit... some jackass went hiking up into the mountains last week with his pit bull to fast. you know what i mean, to not eat or clean his colon or whatever... WTF? anyway he is at one of the popular camping places here in the mountains. there are hot springs to use and at about this time of year its a huge toilet. (too many people shitting behind too few trees!)

i digress, this cluster fuck is now too tired to hike his ass the twelve miles out and has collapsed. we had choppers flying around here all day. thing is, these fucking twig pigs (park rangers) love to dispatch the choppers. and there isn't anywhere to land one of these things in the wilderness... "so what?" you say, "they could basket him out." you might think. i tell you what, if i were to pass out from not eating for a week and my dog(also a pit bull) had been by my side, (who probably also hasn't eaten for a week) and you were try to rescue me, i don't think there would be a chance in hell some body would be able to get within ten feet of me.

hungry dog? man descending from the sky with lots of scary fucking noise? yeah my dog would freak out...

so what did they do? hiked his hippy ass out of the woods, gave his foul smelling ass something to eat and drink. maybe even something to his dog! they scrambled two choppers and tried to get a third down here for some fruit loop who wanted to cleanse his colon! if i was the first man on scene I'd pop that guy square in the nose and march him strait to jail! tax payer money just thrown out the window. lots of it. do you think this dope is going to have to pay for any of that? even if they did charge him i doubt he cough it up...

quote of the day: "why do these people come to Big Sur and do this shit?"

something else funny? my spell check thinks fuck is a word but not hippy. hahahaha