Thursday, January 01, 2009

CAME AND WENT

SO MEGAN HAD HER CHANCE AT VOICES AND WILL NOW HAVE TO EMAIL ME HER POST.... 

TSK... TSK...

where the fuck have i been? well, i helped cheeses dad yesterday for free. instead of getting paid less than what i would have charged to do the job for someone else i decided to do it for free. as a helping hand not a potential client... that's how i roll...

the day before i did indeed go golfing with a buddy and his son. buddy(who is sixty seven) and his son(who is in his forties) are excellent golfers. we went to the below this post mentioned course and played the east course. while i did do a lot better with actual golfers aiding me and giving me tips i didn't do nearly as well as they did. buddy came in two under par for the course and his son only shot par. meh.

my score of 119 was good for me seeing as how i hadn't golfed in years. i did however win two long distance drive competitions we had and for that i got to buy drinks at the nineteenth hole when we finished our round. i only lost two balls and never went into the water... heh...

cheese and i went out after my game and did some dancing at the local dive bar and on our way out i was yelling "Abba!!! play some fucking Abba!!!" at the reggae DJ they had hired for the evening... uh, yeah...

i have the girls today as cheese has to work and am starting to get ready for our trip north... we are to drop the girls off at school on Monday morning and will drive to Portland that day then on to seattle and finnaly Whistler, B.C... i love the drive to Canada and even if we take the coast its just not that far. we are hoping to stay with friends for our trip up and i hope to meet up with some bloggers on the way south. i was hoping to meet up with nations and have cheese with me on the way up but as life will have it, we need to go to Seattle on the way up and drop off some things before we cross the border... ummm....

on the following Sunday I'll be putting cheese on a plane to San Fransisco for her return trip as she has to work and take care of the girls. then i will be meandering my way around for a week... so, if any one else would like to try and meet up while I'm driving around the west coast lemme know and I'll see if i cant make it happen as well... I'm really looking forward to making an ass out of my self-errr.... meeting first nations an family. should be fun anyway... right?

i will be getting round to my fucking chores today as well seeing as how during the last week i either had been too fucked up to do anything or i haven't been home. luckily for our chickens the have a lot of food and water available to them... damn straight!

we also have had an issue with what the fuck to do with our dogs while we are gone... the one friend and his lady are going to be out of town and my other friend and his lady will be as well. fuckers... so we have this girlfriend of ours who lives in the canyon coming up to take care of our house and home. eeekk!!

*nervously bites fingernails* 

she was stoked to do it and was thankful we asked her. I'm a little worried cause the first thing she said was:
"oh this is great cause i can have my mom come down now! there isn't enough room at my house for all of us and this would be perfect!!!"
uh...mom? all of you? is mom short for my old mates? many older monkeys? marauding old men? oh boy....

hopefully all goes well... we would take the dogs as I'm visiting family, but its hard to invite ones self over EVERYWHERE one travels with mutt and jeff in the camper shell... hopefully she doesn't burn the house down and adheres to our strict "THERE ARE NO FUCKING PARTIES HERE WHILE WE ARE GONE!" 

*chewing on finger tips now*

that's all for today folks sorry for the no posts lately i was kind of waiting for someone to get their angst out on here... 

nations? you wanna give it a shot?!?!?

18 comments:

Daisy said...

have a great trip...no sense in worrying about the house...i've learned that one...no matter how much you worry, whatever happens, happens and you clean up and move on...can't stop it...and no sense in letting it worry you and ruin your time...leave the fire department number VERY HANDY and move on down the road, my friend!

Brandy Rose said...

Have a great trip! Chew pencils, save the finger nails.

MJ said...

*waves out the window as Voices treks northbound*

Kookaburra said...

G'day Zack,

Happy New Year to you, Mrs. Cheese and the girls.
That was a good round of golf seeing as you haven't 'golfed' for a while.
I envy you going on that trip to Seattle and Nova Scotia, oh sorry, British Columbia. Will you be calling in on CSI Brian and Mistress MJ?
btw: I tried to log onto your web site at work today. Your site has the dubious honor of being blocked by my employer!

kylie said...

hey zack,
here i am, full of smart arse comments for my readers, yep, my readers, and you've done two more posts
you really didnt have a big new years, did you?
if youre not careful you'll ruin your reputation

i hope 2009 is a great one for ya and i wish i was going on that trip

have a blast
k

Megan said...

Hiya Z sorry I wimped out, but I will email you a post sometime soon, promise.

Have a great time on your trip!

denim said...

ahahaha, lemme guess who that might be...

bummer dude, sorry i couldn't help. man, it's hot over here. :D-

catscratch said...

I wish you an awesome trip!!

The house will be just fine, no worries... just keep saying that & it'll come true!

Its a blast meeting up with other bloggers.. enjoy it!!

Leni Qinan said...

Have a nice trip Zack and enjoy!

Wow, a bloggers meeting! I'm having one in Spain next spring too. It will be my first one -I've been blogging just for 1 year) and I'm very excited about it.

I'd swim my way to the US to meet ya, but the ocean is quite cold at this time of the year, lol. Maybe in summer, hahaha.

Tell us about it when you're back, ok? Pix and all. ;)

Leni Qinan said...

And give Megan a break, please, LOL.

Leon Basin said...

What an amazing banner... and a wonderful post..:) Thank You!!!!

FirstNations said...

angst? I HAVE NO ANGST. WHAT IS THIS ANGST YOU SPEAK OF??? what? huh?

so when are we supposed to expect you? we'd like to be dressed. you'd like that too. take my word on this.

so....what am i supposed to be doing? writing a post for you? huh? what? DO NOT PLAY WITH A BITCHS' HEAD. what am i supposed to write about? gimme a clue here. *floundering helplessly in vast ball pit representing voices amorphous demands without a pool duckie even*

kylie said...

hunter has just alerted me....
SAUSAGE MECHANIC HAS GONE !!!!!

WHERE IS HE??

SAUSAGE MECHANIC, I WAS LURKING , THINKING ABOUT A COMMENT AND YOU UP AND DISAPPEAR??

COME BACK!!!!!

ZACK, YOU CAN FIND ANYONE, WHERE IS SAUSAGE MECHANIC??

Megan said...

Kylie - I emailed him (SM) and hopefully he'll email back!

Megan said...

Nope, the email is gone as well...

CSI Seattle said...

Zack Man! E-Mail me. Coolworld206@earthlink.net If you and Cheese are going to terrorize Seattle, you will need food. Mrs. CSI and would be delighted to meet you guys for dinner if you have time.

Walker said...

Its the one thiong i hated about leaving home for months on end.
Someone to deal with my pets.
Last time i left my father in charge and he rearanged the house to suit him not to mention used the futon frame to make shelves with stating that he thought it was a bad attempt on my part to making a way frame.Good thing i don;t have a water bed, he may have thought it was a indoor pool.

Have a safe trip.

Susie said...

I'm delighted you have such faith in me.
I'm gonna tell Beau to poop on your side of the bed before you get back.

Hope you guys are having an amazing time ;)