Wednesday, January 28, 2009

MAN, THE FUCKING TIME WHIPS BY...



WHAT HAVE YOU MISSED? 
all my vacation stories...
i bought a new gun... yes another one.
i was singing the blues at our local pub the other night and people did indeed clap... how many beers did that take, you ask? all of them!!
we got a wii video system from a friend as a belated christmas gift, the kids want to be on this thing like an addict wants methadone...
weve had rain, snow, below freezing day time temperatures,  sixty mile an hour winds, seventy degree weather, hail, lightning all in the span of about ten days...
i haven't had a minute to myself since my return.
we spent the entire last weekend on the sauce, i haven't been on a nice bender like that in a while... its wednesday and i'm still paying for it... a migraine is setting in.
cheese had a nasty three day stomach bug that she thought was food poisoning. she even called her work to tell them she thought she had been poisoned by one of the cooks... come to find out that one by one our town has been coming down with the liquid outs from both ends for the last week now... stay away from big sur people...


i dont know how this blogging from home thing will work out for everyone. you will all have to be patient while i build up some funny picture archives and schedule proper time... as it is now, im so fucking wiped from the day, then chores, then eating to peruse and comment properly on everyones blogs..
i'll have to work out a system.
it usually takes me about two hours to to go through and hang with ya'll...

anyway, nuff said...

be good to yourselves and make sure no one catches you doing in front of a mirror!!

12 comments:

MJ said...

You got the clap, you say?

Megan said...

I usually do it in the shower. Muffles the sound.

Brandy Rose said...

Whats wrong with a mirror?

Queen Goob said...

My neighbors enjoy watching so I do it if front of the window.

Just telling it like it is said...

Nice pic I was thinking of having that exact painting on my arse.

Leni Qinan said...

Nice painting! I'll try it too! It will make a hit next summer at the beach, LOL!

Hey, dont get stressed about the blog. Some old bloggers have such a long list that they need a week or so. It's either this or you dont get as many comments as you'd like. :)

Leah said...

Hope you're all feeling better. We've got colds and a strep throat-laden kid over here in Brooklyn. I'm just praying that spring will come fucking soon.

FirstNations said...

good lord mj no no NO. he had the blues, he went to a bar and everyone else got the clap. GEEZE.

meanwhile, you're back! i see your front down below there too! your front and your back! get it? huh? get it?

the Biker says 'huh' like he does. that is one of those alaskan words that can mean 'hello', 'goodbye', 'suck my butt', 'please swallow this spark plug amelia', and 'use more vaseline when you do that'. its like Hawaiian, only with sled dogs and less bathing.

DUDE GOT ANOTHER JOB! W00T !!!111

Walker said...

Yup the stomach flu is crapping people otu here to.Well next door at least, i have enogh with the two feet of snow i have beem moving to the neigbors yard while he is in florida for the month.
Wait when he comes back and i tell him we was lucky he wasnt here for the 5 feet of snow we got. HA HA HA

Suzanne said...

What short fucking answers. I just read both posts so I have a whole lotta shit to say!!! Oh, and I haven't read the comments because I don't want anyone to impose! I'll go back later. I knew the person you were talking about in the last post was Rob. And sure enough...Rob. IV, I love that man. Never in a million years would you think we'd connect, but I love that man and know he loves me. It's so funny because I took a photo with the pink Boston RS cap this morning to post. He sent me a real beauty. You have a dear, dear friend and wonderful memories. You did what you had to do to move on, but in your heart you will always be Zack from MA. Aren't we all honey.

Zack, I know we're so different and don't always agree, but I know we love one another. I want only what's best for you and I'm sure you want what's best for me. I love you. I really do. Seeing you and CSI together made me smile. Don't ever stop being you and don't ever stop blogging. You are loved.

XO Me

Daisy said...

*is patient* at times...:)

Mr. Shife said...

You know we will all be still here when you make your rounds. I don't mind doing it in front of a mirror maybe because it is one of those funhouse mirrors and it makes some parts look really, really awesome.