Sunday, January 04, 2009

LEAVING ON A TOYOTA PLANE


so kids tomorrow we are a outta here... my work has no idea yet that im taking an additional two weeks off. my life will wait until i return and i have fixed the girls car who will caretake for us while we are gone sufficiently enough to make it up and down our road for a week. the chickens are out of normal food but have a weeks worth of "chicken crack" to tide them over. (thats the candy you give them when theve been good little chickens). the dogs will hopefully not run off and kill anything. the house will hopefully not burn down. there wont be too many parties to miss out on whilst we are MIA. 

we will however be having massive amounts of fun. we have no itinerary... no real plans other than this and that. a wallet stuffed with cash and hopefully will get along after three days in the cab of my minitruck... (fucking toyota single cab). i will try to post and check in while im gone and zack willing pop up a couple of pics...

we are still working out some details and i have yet to pack, (we leave in twelve hours). i do however know where my passport is and what ever i dont have when i need it, i'll fucking buy that shit... you guys keep your heads up at work and i'll continue my month of vacation! yeah bitches, after almost three years of bitching about no vacation im two weeks into one and have two more weeks to go...

ah, what is it like to be me...

you dont really want to know..

csi.. i will email you...

nations i will show up... i will email you too and you have my cell number...

kay, sup punk, does the i5 run by your house?

random chic... sanfran? two weeks from now? lemme know?

mj, you bitch. i'll be on your back door wondering where you actually live next saturday...

just bob... golf soon? seems you know my territory well...

anybody else?


hahahahahhahahaaa.......

after weeks of stressing the fuck out im finally getting the fuck out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh yeah..

EDIT: YES FOLKS FOLKS THOSE ARE ACTUAL SCARS AND SCABS FROM WORKING ON THOSE HANDS... NO GIRLIE MAN HANDS HERE. ALTHOUGH IF YOU HAVE GIRLIE MAN HANDS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT... ERR... UM.. YEAH...

19 comments:

Leah said...

Have a fabulous time! I'm SO jealous! But you totally deserve it, so okay, I'm not that jealous...

Walker said...

Have a great time and a safe trip.
Watch out for any runnaway mooses or is that meese.
I wonder if they charge in the "V" formation.

CSI Seattle said...

Check the weather. I kid you not, it is snowing here in Seattle (01/04/09 8:55PM). Although Seattle should be cleared up by the time you get here, since the temperature is ramping up. Not sure about all the other places.

Chains required, wipes optional; as they say.

MJ said...

I told you time after time to stay offa my back door.

It's been snowing all evening, by the way.

MJ said...

*checks forecast*

It's supposed to be sunny and above average temps by the weekend.

Megan said...

Bye Z! Drive safe and hopefully you will get a chance to update us during the trip.

Just so you know, temps here are supposed to be in the 70's all week... ;)

You done packing yet?

Daisy said...

have a great trip inner voices...i would invite you here but i think illinois is a piece away from where you are going...take care and take some pics for the rest of us slobs who have to stay and work...xxx

INNER VOICES said...

I L O V E Y O U P E O P L E...

there i said it.. i got my suzanne on...


you guys fucking rock!!!

Random Chick said...

Hey! Let me know if you guys are in San Fran!!!! I'd love to down some beers (a bunch of beers) with you guys!!!!!!!!!!

Brandy Rose said...

Awesome! Have a blast and come back to us (with pics) asap.

kylie said...

if anyone wants to know it's forecast to hit 40C, 104F in sydney today

Suzanne said...

Well, Suzanne is on, but can't actually meet you because I have to feed the ferals every day. It's not because I don't love you and Cheese sexy, I do. I hope you have a wonderful, safe trip and hope you enjoy the hell out of yourselves. Honestly, I do. I hope to hear the stories when you return. We have such dear, sweet friends, and I'm grateful you'll meet them on this trip. I want all the details!!! Seriously.

Have a beautiful vacation and touch base when you can. We all love you Zack and rejoice when you're happy.

XO
Me

Robyn said...

Hey I live by the I-5 dude! And I have BEER! If you need potty break/shower break or just a damn beer break email me at grneyedraven3@hotmail.com I will so love to meet up with you and Cheese! let me know!
Love ya!
Robyn

Suzanne said...

I'd take Robyn up on that offer.

Suzanne said...

Wow, just realized I feed the ferals right near Robyn. I'm right off I-5 when I feed the ferals every morning and if you can make it, I'm there. Just get off the freeway, I'm right there at the park. Seriously. I just realized if you visit her, you can visit me just before visiting her. I'm at the park between 9-10 am and am willing to stay till 11 am. I'm right on the way. YES! We can visit at the park then you can go on to Robyn's. I'm scared to meet you. Why? Because I may not live up to expectations. I'll do the best I can. But the truth is, I think we'll just melt into one another. I believe that. I think I'll cry. You know me by now. I'm a wimp. Let me know your plans and if I fit in.

I love Zack. You know that.

XO

Suzanne said...

Well, I also love "you" Zack. What?

denim said...

Seriously though. Have a blast homie, good luck to all of you who get to meet z in person. : D

I'll be back in bs on the 17, need a checkup on the sitter?

denim said...

No, seriously.

Suzanne said...

Okay, so I guess this means we aren't meeting. Oh well. I tried.