Monday, November 05, 2007

IM A WORTHLESS AMERICAN CONSUMER!



YEAH I WANT THIS TRUCK!


Yeah, worthless, you can find it here. i know you want one!!! i can almost afford it! yeah, i know... its a first year model, and its got some high miles on it. those tires would be real expensive to replace, but wtf is the difference between this and a Yukon Denali or Suburban or Chevy Tahoe? it is a chevyfuckingtahoehummer2! yeah, fifteen miles a gallon when it was new.... where the fuck are the diesel ones... i would be so trashy in this truck. the first thing i would do is hit it with a hammer, hahahahaaaa "my hummer would be hammered"

i also think that would be a great t-shirt... "hummer, you know you want one..." (dual meaning sort of a joke you know? get it? get it?)

man! it even comes factory lifted! not like this asshole seen below.


either way i look like a complete jerk... but how much fun would that be to roll up in some ridiculous hummer? wet dreamy I'm sure you feel the same way!

5 comments:

Black Egg said...

Holy shazam, glad you are ok after that binge a few posts back! Betcha had fun, though. Ok, Hummers. Yes, there's an appeal, it's true. BUT don't do it... you don't want the ladies thinking you're compensating for something. (This was the argument I used with my ex when he was considering buying one - not that he had anything to worry about as far as that was concerned, but the very thought seemed enough to stop him! Hee hee!) Hope you're good - and apologies for the lack of posts on my end, if you've been checking in...

INNER VOICES said...

i know, i know... its the same damn truck as the tahoe and for some reason gets worse mileage... and no need to compensate, just a need to get me and three young ladies up and down two miles of gnarley muddy roads everyday. i'm a toyota man, but their new line of trucks are ridiculously priced and oversized, i could buy a fucking corvette for the prices they want... what to do.. what to do...
and i have been checking in! dontcha see me on yer stat counter? (san luis obisbo...) whats been happening? must be good,people mostly stop posting when they are doing good and getting boy band amounts of action! i hope this is the case for you!

oread the SSA said...

Much rather have a 'Cuda or a GTO. vvrrrrroooooouuuummmmmmm.

INNER VOICES said...

id love a black 67 1/2 camaro, but im not old enough any more to drive fast things on public roads. i've had several really fast vehicles in the past and proved that i'm not responsible enough. ran from our "local" police officer on a street bike, turned a twin turbo acura integra into a taco after owning it for about a week, etc. etc... so i have to stick to trucks and the like. now if it had a breathalizer on it....

Black Egg said...

There's an understandable appeal, nonetheless.

Ya know I do have a stat counter now but I almost never look at it...

And you're right on both counts about the lack of posts on my end...