Friday, October 24, 2008

and now for the results!!!


well now that the fucking mayhem has subsided for twenty minutes, i can get on with the show... after consulting with my spiritual advisor (see picture above) she has adjusted her tuning forks to the dark side and is open for receiving messages through her ummm... anyway, here we go..


our first anonymous commenter who wrote this:

1. With six extra ovaries her cramps were quite painful.

2. He rode her box from Intercourse, Pennsylvania to Climax, Georgia.

queen goob!!!! with her excellent spelling and knowledge of geography it can only be her...

next in line we have these comments:

#1 It's not the same without my thighmaster

#2 Good thing I bought the laptop and not the desktop.

and these funny captions are from our very own walker! his use of computers lets us all know the difference between lap and desk tops!!! well done walker!

our third commenter brought us these gems:

Leroy misundertood...he thought COMPAQ meant it be fittin in yo' trunk

this one was tough... it was between beast and Hunter... but i do believe *throws ancient runes into the air and reads them* it was hunter! no need to clap or applaud just yet folks, there is more amazement to come!!!

the fourth comment was meant to throw me off, it was by a different commenter using the same material as the one before it. here it is:

Leroy likes his cars and computers like his woman. Compaq box, some junk in the trunk and riding them from the rear.

and this sneaky person is non other that than the infamous megan!!! nice try meg, but you cant fool the master!!!

number five goes as follows:

In the spirit of Johnnie Carson.....

Answer: 6 of her legs around your head

Question: What is better than Angelina wrapping her two legs around your head?

this commenter we know as csi seattle!! yeah, with his love of music and police like thinking abilities, this comment could only be from him. as a crime scene investigator he is always left with the answer to things and has to go in reverse to find out the questions...

now, comment six was a tough one to figure out:

Picture 1.
Mistress MJ finds the triple layering of the gusset from having to wear three pairs of tights , don't half itch.

Picture 2 . Winston worries that his appalling flatulence and halitosis makes him an unwelcome addition to the work car pool.

but i do believe it is beasts comment! there are several of you who like to forget punctuation in comments (like my self) and since this one has most of it i thought he might be trying to throw me off... yeah beast got you on this one eh?

number seven of the anon comments also posted another one, I'll put them both together for reading pleasure...

Pic 2 -

Creators of the Phrase "Junk in the Trunk" are Outraged at Geek's Misguided Attempt to be "Street"

and

For the first one -

First Look at Spidey IV - Black Widow Joins Cast

these two comments belong to.... SUZZANE!!! i wasn't sure again about that one, as i tend to offend her weekly and never am sure if shes coming back, but after scratching the belly button lint and spreading it out on a squirrel pelt i could clearly see that those entries were form suz...

next on the comic caption contest was this one:

Angie's Radical Surgery Backfires, Doctors Without Borders Spokesman Confirms - "She still hasn't got enough body fat to sustain even the smallest village for more than a few hours"

obviously after rubbing the voices' incredibly sized Buddha belly and listening to its afternoon pre-beer rumblings, translating them i understood that this entry was from gig!!!

oh yeah, you know that one was from you....

and finally the last comment:

AAHHHHHH it burns!!!!!

hunter, you sneaky bastard... trying to slip one by me at the end of the day and change it up. i noticed you had not entered a caption for the first photo and need to find something to fill in that void... nicely done!!!





congratulations to me for being the all knowing, all seeing, evil mastermind of my own delusions... please, please, no need for self sacrifice or virgins laid down at my feet... here at the voices we already have everything we need to make me happy...

thank you to all that entered and to those that didn't enter anon, your captions were equally as great and very funny. now since i know i'm right about all the entries, there is no need to tell me how awesome i am, but i would like you to all vote on your favorites! winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the week!!! good luck!!!

24 comments:

Random Chick said...

:-P

Random Chick said...

Okay, I'm a dork. I didn't realize that we were supposed to enter the contest anonymously...D'oh!

BTW, I hope you guys are okay with the fires. I was listening to this segment on NPR where they said fires are going to be the norm for California in the Spring and Summer. Yay. Another reason to love California....

Hang in there!!!!

INNER VOICES said...

thanks random! your comments were great, it wasnt a mandatory anon thing, so no worries! dont forget to vote on the best ones!!! have a great weekend!

MJ said...

*Off to have harsh words with Beast*

Megan said...

Wrong, wrong, a thousand times wrong.

INNER VOICES said...

meg, shhhhhhh.......



*very quietly pulls megan behind curtain and removes her from the stage*


















so... which one/s were yours?

INNER VOICES said...

* hands mj the rose paddle to deal with beast*

hnter1018 said...

Maybe or maybe not.

I do believe I like the comment about the Black widow for Angelina. I was trying to think of something along those lines but the brain had ceased function for the evening and I could no longer think.

I can tell you this Amazing voices you were at 25%. One yes one no and two with credit going to others.

Megan said...

Can we have a favorite for each picture?

INNER VOICES said...

HNTR!!! AH HA!!! the amazing voices was at 25%!!! *waits for crowd to bow down* well, thats a little less than half bad....

meg, you can have what ever you like here at the voices....

FirstNations said...

FINE.


I don't even rate a mention.

Fine.



the fact that i didn't participate notwithstanding *snif*

yeah. fine.

*snif*

Megan said...

Ok I'll give you a hint - I had three suggestions. If you can guess two of them I will bow down all you like!

CSI Seattle said...

Dude!? What the hell am I supposed to do with all these virgins that I was gonna lay at your feet?

Now I have to feed them. Thanks a lot.

Black Egg said...

Hey bud - just letting you know I'm still alive... not on the computer much these days. Glad to see you're keeping busy - life for me has been very busy and very good. I'll try to check in more often - I can't use the computers at work for anything other than work, and often skip the computer at home altogether. Keep the faith and keep kicking ass.

INNER VOICES said...

ahhhhh guilt.....


nations... where were you????

meg... i hada feeling not everyone part-tice-a-pate-ted.... dont let the voices get to you........... are you really gonna let me unsurp yer last post???? im simply a fool at best....


csi, "Dude!? What the hell am I supposed to do with all these virgins that I was gonna lay at your feet? "
ummmmm...... i'll call a limo, most virgins love rides ome in them i assume.... save them for next time....











so, i have this feeling that i might not have been consulting with the most honest of visionaries....







*wants his quarter back out of the animated witch at the boardwalk*

INNER VOICES said...

B EGG.... damn kid, im glad yer still here.... you know you were my first "real" commenter.... its been a long long long time... and often think about "what the hell happened to b egg".... things have changed and then again they are still the same... im wicked stoked you popped in... please do come back...

INNER VOICES said...

you all are all really killing me with this wrong answer malarky... i'll never know and since no one has fessed up to whose is whose, i'll have to ass you me that im correct!!!


yeah, no one has proven me wrong, so i must right.....












(the fact that b egg was here tonight is rendering voices useless. when voices started bloging he thought he was alone in the darkness of the web, along came b egg and she was almost privy to his self-demise... bless you b egg... for to be without me would be at this point deadly for some...)

hnter1018 said...

I out in three....the two leroy comments and the johnnie carson refereance

INNER VOICES said...

AHHH hunter.... thanks for clearing that up man... glad i at least got one right!!!

Walker said...

HA HA HA
You are good and oon the money with mine.
Well done

Queen Goob said...

DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK AGAIN.....

I guess I'm going to have to start misspeeling wurds so yew don't know its mee.

Yeah, you got mine correct.

DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK AGAIN.....

Suzanne said...

Hunter and Walker didn't even vote for me. F*** um. I vote for me!!! Yup, I'm one self-absorbed bitch. Well...no, not really, but it was fun to write!

Hi big egg. Glad you filled a void in the beginning. We've come a long way and so has dear old IV. Take a peek over the past year. Glorious. Yes, IV, glorious. I love you baby. And yes, I may get pissed, but I'm so transparent I'm easy to navigate. "No! Don't touch me!!!" You touch me, you may never go back to Big Sur!!!!! Of course I'm kidding!!! Yes, I know you're laughing. Good for you my darling friend. I love you Zack.

XO ;)

P.S. Seriously, I adore you. What? Of course I'm laughing!

INNER VOICES said...

ummm suz, what are you voting for? one must have placed an entry to be "voted for"... as i believe you didnt place an entry after saying you were in that sort of disqualifies you in that department... nice try though...

Suzanne said...

I misread again? Honey, this isn't a contest? Shit. Okay, can I vote for me all by myself? Okay. I vote for me. What do I win? I'm going to win something, right? If not, I'm looking at Thrusday, October 23, 2008, i will be back, and Simpson's asshole for absolutely NOTHING!!!! I better win something. Damit. Don't worry. I'm pretty simple. No bling, no ring, just donate $5 to your local animal shelter (more if you have it). If you actually do, trust me, I'll be all over you!!! Yes, I'll need a receipt before fornicating!!! Cheese, sorry sweetie. I'm doing it for the kitties and apparently Zack is too.

Love you sweetie. Thanks for always playing along. You're an absolute hoot. And thanks too for forgiving me for way more than I deserve. Big, sweet hug. Thanks too for the meet-n-greet because I have Hunter in my life. Seriously, I pray to God every deer runs like a m***** f*****. No really. I do.

XO Me!