Wednesday, October 22, 2008

two images...

funny caption goes here!



perhaps this one suits your fancy?!



so folks, as you can see i have posted two images for your screwing off at work pleasure... there is no real time limit for entering, just list you name in the post below this one and let me know if you are anonymously posting comments today... you don't have to post anon, (if you just cant be bothered by it all) but that was the intent of these two posts...

here they are, yes in all their splendor... I've included the original picture because some folks were belly aching about it.... pick one or the other, pick both, doesn't matter. I'll do my best to do my duty, to god and my country, to obey the scout law---- ah, wait what the fuck?

*mumbles something about boy scouts and continues*


so have at it....

26 comments:

Queen Goob said...

The doctor's prescribed a cream for Angelina's crabs.

Dude....I was ridin' her box ALL THE WAY HOME!

INNER VOICES said...

*rubs temples and channels dark magic from the underworld*


i see the anonymous commenter from above isss...................
"queen goob"!!!

am i right!?!?

Queen Goob said...

FUCK!!!!

I forgot, let the blonde chick stop laughing hysterically and try again.

SHIT!!!!

Random Chick said...

#1: OH NO! Attack of the super, sexy, leggy humanitarian, vampire-loving, Mommy of the world!!!! AHHHH!!!

#2: At the new Super Computer Mega store, there's a special deal: Buy a Compaq, Get a Black Guy! Limited time only while supplies last.

Anonymous said...

1. With six extra ovaries her cramps were quite painful.

2. He rode her box from Intercourse, Pennsylvania to Climax, Georgia.

INNER VOICES said...

*Looks into dark magic crystal and waves hands around smoking pool of water, says a few evil incantations and pulls a name out of a hat*

i believe the second commenter is none other than the supreme mr.poopy pants chaser RANDOM CHIC!!!!


*takes a bow and leaves center stage*




so far some great entries!!! keep em comin!

INNER VOICES said...

*stands up and claps loudly for contestant number three*


we have our first anon poster!!!!!

*jumps up and down with glee*


our mind reader will rest for lunch and return with more guesses of who is who at the end of the day... until then he will just poke fun at the people who don't post anonymously....

Queen Goob said...

*snort*

I see I wasn't the only one.

Come with me, RC, I'll buy you a beer before you have to face off with Mr. Poopy Pants.

INNER VOICES said...

*gives ladies twelve pack and several dustmasks to use on their diaper missions*

catscratch said...

Ok, that spider pic of Angelina creeps me out.

INNER VOICES said...

scratch... just for your viewing pleasure...

Megan said...

I'm thinkin' and will be back...anonymously...

Random Chick said...

Ha ha ha ha @ anonymous' cramps comment...

I need a beer, a valium, and some chocolate. Sorry, IV, for stealing your thunder on the Wild Onion but when Mr. Poopy Pants comes around I cannot be held responsible for my insanty.

Anonymous said...

#1 It's not the same without my thighmaster

#2 Good thing I bought the laptop and not the desktop.

INNER VOICES said...

megan... take yer time...

random, you need a spanking as well then, (see link below). i posted over at the onion anyway, hahahahaaaa.

INNER VOICES said...

we have contestant number two in the house!!! woo hoo!!!!

*Claps hands and makes voo doo doll of both anonymous entrants and starts dipping them in boiling water to see who screams*

Random Chick said...

Can we enter twice?

#1 Angelina Jolie ponders shaving her legs, then decides against it. Those are a lot of legs!!!

#2 Can you drive faster Miss Daisy? I'm going to be late for my next appointment.

:-P

Anonymous said...

Leroy misundertood...he thought COMPAQ meant it be fittin in yo' trunk

Anonymous said...

Leroy likes his cars and computers like his woman. compaq box, some junk in the trunk and riding them from the rear.

Anonymous said...

In the spirit of Johnnie Carson.....

Answer: 6 of her legs around your head

Question: What is better than Angelina wrapping her two legs around your head?

Anonymous said...

Angie's Radical Surgery Backfires, Doctors Without Borders Spokesman Confirms - "She still hasn't got enough body fat to sustain even the smallest village for more than a few hours"

Anonymous said...

Pic 2 -

Creators of the Phrase "Junk in the Trunk" are Outraged at Geek's Misguided Attempt to be "Street"

Random Chick said...

Ahhhhh!! Anonymous is out of control!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

For the first one -

First Look at Spidey IV - Black Widow Joins Cast

Anonymous said...

Picture 1.
Mistress MJ finds the tripple layering of the gusset from having to wear three pairs of tights , dont half itch.

Picture 2 . Winston worries that his appalling flatulence and halitosis makes him an unwelcome addition to the work car pool.

Anonymous said...

AAHHHHHH it burns!!!!!