Wednesday, October 15, 2008

a couple of small things


the new "hands free" technology...


yesterday cheese donated a pound of blood at one of our local health fairs.(she is addicted to giving blood) anyways, i had to meet a friend for a couple of beers after work and cheese sat at the bar with me for two martinis. heh heh... on the way home she started acting quite strange and wanted to go for a walk on the beach. wished i would have been more spontaneous and went but i might have worked out for the better... half way home i noticed she was looking a little green around the gills. she still was wanting to go to the beach but was now mumbling to her self more and more... two pee stops later and we are in the driveway and home. cheese takes three steps in the door and face plants onto the couch. remove her shoes and a quickie foot massage later and she is out fucking cold... stoke the fire, do my chores and three hours later she is still asleep. turn on a movie and make my self a sandwich, still asleep... go out to the work shop and spend an hour or so working and return to snoring slumber girl drooling on the couch. turn on another movie and look at the clock, 11:37 she stirs and i pass her the ringing phone. its her daughter... poor cheese, went from blood donating superstar to slurring wonder drunk in two drinks flat!!! hahahaha, love you cheese...


this week the office folks had some hacks/computer people come in and install a new server set up for us... move all our computers around and rewire all the shit we just had rewired last year with the other computer people/hacks they hired. add that to our own computer genius/hack and everything is all fucked up. they lost all the photos from front office girls computer and there response was "those files were really old, did you need those? just take some new ones..." they were of her recently deceased husband and her at their last BBQ. don't need those eh? the jacked all the accounting software that handles the pay roll for our company. their response? "we can up load you some new software that's much easier." ah no... we paid like thousands for the shit to be legal and they have been using it and paying for upgrades since. we don't need the hacked/stolen shit from your quasi porn/file sharing site...
they lost my Internet browsers. "just re-install them." he said.
"what about all my book marks and saved web sites?"
"just re-install the browsers and you will be fine."
"ah no, you assholes did this to me last year and lost all my passwords and data from my last computer. its a real mother fucker to try and go back and set all that shit up again."
so he spent the better part of an hour fucking away at my computer looking for my shit. wanna know what he did? re-installed the browsers and lost all my shit.

fucking hacks...

something good?!?!


we are hoping to go to the city this weekend! perhaps hang with some friends and go out drinking, dancing, people watching, whatever. id like to take cheese to a museum or several galleries. we will see. we had also talked about bringing some supplies and fire wood up to her cousin on "the noc" who lost out during the last fire. her cousins man fucked himself up during the fire a couple weeks ago and hasn't been real helpful round the house...

who knows, all right must get something done today, as i have a helper. and the computer hacks are coming in to finish installing the server setup...

18 comments:

Queen Goob said...

I have a special toolkit for those "helpful" hacks; it contains a hammer, an ice pick, a chainsaw, two big blue tarps, a wood chipper, a shovel, and a small bottle of hand sanitizer incase it gets dirty.

INNER VOICES said...

ahhh, so you must have enjoyed my post a couple of weeks ago about how to dispose of a body properly... i knew you were on the dark side of things...heh heh

Random Chick said...

FIRST!!!!

Cheese is a smart gal, isn't she? She should have known better than to donate a pound of blood and drink two martinis!!! Hope she's doing better today...

I hate it when some geek "upgrades" your computer...they ALWAYS fuck something up and then it takes you a whole month to get it back the way you had it. That sucks.

HEY! You guys are headed to the city? By city, you mean SF, right? If that's the right city then you should check out the new California Academy of Science museum. I'm taking my daughter and her friend there this Friday. I heard it ROCKS!!!!!!!! Kinda expensive though....D'oh, there's always some catch!

Random Chick said...

DAMMIT!!!!! I WAS first! Queen Goob!!!!

INNER VOICES said...

random, so close to first you could almost taste it eh?


looks fecking cool to me! she doesnt much care for modern art (although i think we both like the photography portions of those meseums) and if we do roll up to the city i'll try and shoot you an email... just in case you have time for coffee or drinks!

Random Chick said...

Yeah, Queen Goob was just too fast for me. Sounds cool, man! I'll check my email...

FirstNations said...

whappityywhappitywhappitywhappity

FirstNations said...

...thats the sound of the men working on the chaaaaaaaaaaaain gaaaaaaaaaang

MJ said...

So you'll be working some wiener whapping into your weekend a la Ms. Nations?

catscratch said...

Ahhh blood donations and drinking are not a good mix.

I hope you kids get out and have a wonderful weekend!

INNER VOICES said...

mj, she seems to have the corndogs on the mind today... i'll have to check the latest on uj...

catscratch.. thanks and yeah, i think that once the liquid of the gods touched the cheeses lips she forgot all about the advice from the blood stealers, err... blood donation people...

INNER VOICES said...

NATIONS... ahhh, the sweet sweet sounds of men at work eh?

Queen Goob said...

Too bad I was busy when you needed to properly dispose of a body. My training was received on how NOT to dispose of a body....I have text books and EVERYTHING! With pictures!!!

INNER VOICES said...

goob.... ah life and its injustices eh? heheheheheee.... just kidding.

Heff said...

Hey Random Chick - FIRST!!!!, LMAO.

Walker said...

That is one of the main reasons NO ONE goes near my computers and I am the only HACK allowed to fuck em up.

Passed out drooling girl on couch is better than puking EX passed out on couch ;)

INNER VOICES said...

heff, you really got her that time!!! ahahaha, random, heff is poking fun at you!!! nee ner nee nerr...

walker, but you are the hack right!!! heh heh... just kidding man. and yes if drunk ex was puking in my living room id be more than perturbed!

Megan said...

They installed some fancy new stupidass "cleanup" thing on our computers and now they all crash at least twice daily.

Queen Goob should sell those kits. I would totally buy one.