Thursday, January 08, 2009

OH CANADA

so after leaving seattle we trudged our way northward through flooded county after county.. washington is seriously fucked... they need a government bailout.. heh heh... we arrived at casa first nations and had a very warm and welcoming reception. their house is full of history and color... they were superfuckingawesome folks and very down homie... thanks nations and enjoy all the greenery!!! 
after leaving there we got to spend an hour in the immigration office while they asked stupid fucking repetitive questions and searched my truck for something sharp to hurt themselves on... on up the coast to whistler...
the road is so fucked up between vancouver and squamish that navigation is painful. add on some serious fog and pounding rain, rush hour traffic and i was ready to pound twenty kokanee stat.
whistler is as beautiful as remember and as much building going on as ever...
i'll be back to post some more soon and try to get to some comments.. just wanted to give you all some updates and let you know nations lived up to all i had expected... oddly enough i still dont know her name... spent a couple hours hanging in her home and meeting her biker but never said, "hey so whats your name?" i do know the identity of her daughter, SSA though... hahahahaaaa.... her town is about to float away and will soon be ocean front property if these rains continue in the wet north...


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18 comments:

The Mistress said...

Her name really is Nations.

How many toilet planters does she have in her yard?

No, seriously.

And did she have indoor plumbing?

The Mistress said...

Welcome to Canuckistan.

Haaaaaaaaa!!!

Walker said...

Getting into Canada is easy its geting out thats the problem.

That Guy said...

Cool man! Hope you guys are having a blast and what not.
HI CHEESE!

Anonymous said...

Woo! Meeting other bloggers is a blast when they are as cool in real life as they are in blog world!

Megan said...

You know the name, you just won't tell...

One more reason why you are the coolest blogger I know...

Brandy Wilcoxen said...

Someday, I'm gonna do the Meet other bloggers thing. Sounds like a blast. :D

Secret Agent Squid said...

I KNOW HER NAME! It is a proud Native name, She-Whose-Ass-Puts-The-Swamp-of-Unbearable-Stench-To-Shame. Either that, or Writes-um Skookum Pornum. YEAH. Actually I just had to write her name AND SS# on a name change form, yes, a year into marriage and I have still neglected to swap the title. Boo me.
I can't believe I missed you! Are you stopping on the way back down? It looks to be less biblically sucky then. I think.

Kokanee is worse than drinking paint (withOUT the fun lead!), ferchirssakes, at least have a rickard's red or a sleeman's for me.

Daisy said...

glad you are having a stellar time...and stopping to smell the...well...flowers, perse...travel on dude and careful of the potholes!!!!

Queen Goob said...

Hey, it's warm down here so if you're headed to Florida........

FirstNations said...

What? My name is FirstNations. Don't I look like a FirstNations?

My daughters' name is 'Miss Pissy Hissy Has A Taurus Daughter HA HA HA'.

Leni Qinan said...

I'm gonna do the Meeting bloggers thing in April -some will even come from abroad-. It's exciting, isn't it?

Yeah, everybody knows that FirstNations is your name. And my name is Leni Qinan. ;)

Old Knudsen said...

First Nations is good to visit but its wise to leave when it gets dark.

cher said...

Did you drown? It has been raining pretty hard.I am having such a hard time getting back into reading everyone's blogs that I only just now realized you are coming here. Well, not HERE, on the Island, but I am wondering what the chances are of you catching a ferry and coming for a visit. I imagine I'm too late though, but really hoping I'm not.

Anonymous said...

You never answered MJ's question...how many toilet planters does she have. I need to know.

Megan said...

I am suffering from Zack withdrawal. Despise me who dares!

Queen Goob said...

......hello? We're missin' you, man!

Cece said...

OH Canada! You know, I'm jealous because Megan called you the coolest blogger she has ever known. All this I thought I was the coolest blogger. HA. But mostly, I"m jealous because I want to be on a road trip right now. Hope you are having a great time. Drive Safe!