YEAHMUHFUCK!!!

SO.... I've been checkin in on everyone, not commenting but I've been around... my vacation? still going, i mean its only Thursday night right? cheese has been home for a few days now and contracted a deadly case of "wheres my boyfriend". she is suffering from nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, delusions and dehydration... whew, i didn't know i had that effect on women...

love you cheese..

you may not know, cheese got on a bus and then a plane on Sunday, went back to work and resumed her life... i however did not.

oh what a life we lead eh?

I've been snowboarding! drunk in the snow! on long walks in near white out conditions. my two weeks in sub freezing temperature were spent wearing shorts... (yeah you know me!!) i watched the best fight I've seen in years happen within feet of me! (GO DRUNK AUSTRALIAN SHIT LIPS!!!) I've been overdosed with family, responsibility, love and guilt all in several minutes! driven twelve hundred miles up the western coast, damn near frisked at the border, tried to make a naked snow angel...etc.. you all can ask me about etc. late...

i watched an episode of "MTV cribs" where the kid sitting next to me on the couch was the star.... that was quite a thing... little ski/sponsored buddy sitting there was guiding MTV watchers through his house and showing us where "the magic happens"! oddly, most of the kids i was introduced to this week are sponsored by mega corporations like red bull, Burton, etnies, Kawasaki, Honda, Helly Hanson, etc...
why did i waste my youth on rebelling from authority? i should have been riding a snow board/skiing/wake boarding/kite surfing/etc..

wtf???

anyway, i have a lot to post! a few great pics!!! i got a good whiff at mjs back door, (she didn't answer, but i swear it was hers!!!) met some loggers and i will meet CSI SEATTLE tomorrow! i tried to meet up with him this evening but he had some usual suspects lined up at his place and couldn't be torn away.. one must move along when they can, I'm not the only one buying pizza and beer this evening...

I've become addicted to television once again and will spend the next four years forgetting what I've seen...

*runs away from self to shout something out to his readers*

"find/buy/rent every season of trailer park boys you can get your hands on!! the most ridiculous humour one could possibly forget!!!"

*tackles self into pile of piss buckets*

well i must find some place to sleep as I'm here at sheshes, aka "get her a beer" in my blog roll.

i miss you all so much! and sorry to those i have not met up with yet and to those i will meet soon!!! the voices will be back in your heads soon!!!!! and I'll be back to uber commentsie backsies as well, give a man a break, i only take one month long vacations every three years!!!