no post today, don't like it? take a number....its time to hear some of your gripes and complaints about what you do/don't see here at the voices blog...
go ahead, let'em rip!!!
photo courtesy of iksodas... thanks man!
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I wanna see more SEX, DRUGS, and ROCK N ROLL!
Maybe more sarcasm. More specifics about your fights with Cheese. You're always so drunk that you forget the juicy shit - - (hopefully you see thru THAT sarcasm!) Oh, and maybe it's time to get back into "hardcore" drugs. Look, there's a reason you tried them in the first place. Think it through, friend. Think it through. See you at movie night, nerd.
Poetry.
I want poetry.
And perhaps a nice floral arrangement.
Random: Don't you think you've had ENOUGH drugs for one day?
Oh yeah, and more fart jokes. Sssbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrt. 'Scuze me.
It's your blog, man. You can do whatever the hell you want!
so no complaints then meg? c'mon, there must be something!!!
And a toilet planter.
HERE YA GO THAT GUY!
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear Gas.
*
You're so poor:
You had to fart in your pocket to make a scent.
Videos....that Cheese takes when your really drunk and want to blog but can't remember what you wanted to blog about. Videos would be good.
And I liked the sarcasm suggestion, one can never have too much sarcasm.
goob, i'll be sure to get right on that! heh heh...
*sniggers to self about his sarcasm*
You said sniggers
My Top Ten Wish List
1) I think you could be more of a gentleman. (Okay, I'm already laughing, but just told myself to knock it off.)
2) I think you should tell that Suzanne bitch to fuck off once and for all.
3) Okay, maybe not once and for all, but how about for a week!
4) I would like to see more fruits and vegetables. Well, apparently the fruits are all here, so let's focus on the veggies. Cheese can grow one kick-ass sunflower, so I know she can grow tomatoes. Where are the photos? What about zucchini? I want more photos of the gardens. No! I'm not kidding. And no, I don't want garden porn, I want the real thing...your gardens.
5) I would like to point out that you're very opinionated. I don't like that. That's why we fight. So may I suggest you tone your opinions down. (Okay, I have to get my head out of my lap ~ nope, not a gymnist, just laughin' too hard!) According to my new Bible: Leo-Your Personal Guide To The Future "With earth, you love the sophistication of Virgo, but a clash of temperament is inevitable." Okay, so it's your fault. Knock it off. You're a Virgo, you can change. I'm a Leo, I don't think I can. Work with me brotha.
6) I would like less bitchin' and more moanin'.
7) I think Hunter should be a guest speaker. But not about hunting.
8) I would like more conjugal visits. You are inmate #696969000. Right? (Sorry Cheese...I couldn't resist.)
9. I think you should visit my blog more.
10. I think you should teach me how to operate a crain.
XO ;)
I want more girl on girl action.
First of all I would like to thank Suzanne for her confindance in me to be a guest speaker. Though it is thoughtful I really don't have to much to say. I am better at one liners and and sarcastic comments rather than speaking itself.
Secondly sarcasm is always a plus. So is the gratuitus boob picture every know and then. I see way too much dong on other pages.LOL!! You should find more time to blog since yo are a great story teller. Fuck work...blog more
suz, spell out loud " i cup"...
hahahahhaaa.... these complaints are great! i'll see if i cant get all these undressed in the next post!!!
Hunter,
Not funny. I know. Big boobs, big boobs, big boobs. What ever. I don't have big boobs, and you know what? You like me!!! Yes, I'm laughing my ass off! Trust me sweetie, I notice stupid stuff. Well...you just keep lookin' and I'll keep talkin'. I would like a B Cup Latte please. What?!
Hunter, don't go bonkers on me.
God help you dear man.
I will always love you, but you really are out of my control. Good luck with that! My one and only thought is this: My nipples are hard and my hope is that all deer find freedom from the bullet or arrow. Why are my nipples hard? Who knows. But a wind came through my office. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. And my darling deer, in the famous words of Sheryl Crow...run baby, run baby, run baby, run baby, run.
XXXXXOOOOOOOOOOO
ummmm.... no. try again... i'll do it with you... i see you pee...
hahahahahaaa....
see im adding more sarcasm to my comments even!!!!
thanks for being a team player suz!!!
I have learned never to complain because you might get what you want HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I want to be inspired. I want to feel energized when I come to the Voices. I want to know the meaning of life. I want to know that working hard day in and day out has meaning. I want to be at peace. I want to know why we spend our lives reading about each other's lives, when I our own lives aren't even in order. I want more stuff. I want more pictures. I want more pictures of stuff. I want a fast car. I want to be young again.
But really, all I want is a nice picture of you and Cheese, so I'll know what you look like when I come to visit.
Yeah, I second csi. Show us your beautiful red glowing eyes. ;)
Show us your bum.
More nekkidness!!! :)
random!!! yee haw, i wanna see more sex drugs and rock and roll as well!!
that guy, bite me!
mj, *in his best andrew dice clay voice*
"hickory dickory dock...."
*starts looking on line to buy a toilet planter...
suz, see earlier comment to goob.
leah, i find something we all can enjoy!
hntr, ummm... you see too much dong on other pages? hmmm, other than my daily dose of sack and crack over there on mjs circuit i don't get too much exposure... but if that's what your into?!?!?
*laughs to self about his new found love of extreme sarcasm*
walker, too true man, too fucking true!
scratch, yah yah yah, what else is there in life?
scratch, yah yah yah, what else is there in life?
csi... ummm, also see earlier comment to goob.
other than that i am the light you seek my son, what you need is fire!!!
and a picture of the cheesiest and eh? hmm... is this for proper identification for the sniper attack or to hand out at airport security check points?
leni! *wonders what she is talking about with the red eyes. looks in mirror at work and knows why, after a seventeen hour work day yesterday his eyes do change from blue to red much like the ones in his blogs header*
thanks leni, I'll see if i can go through my archives and find some.
mj, working on it.... *puts in thigh master video and starts pumping away, wants buttocks to be firm and juicy for their un covering*
Thats where I see too much dong!!!!!
no need to get embarrassed about your love for the dong pics man.... its cool, we all have our little habits.
Mr Poopular, what the hell's this mean:
suz, spell out loud " i cup"...
I'm a B.
And Hunter, I'm not visiting your blog until I know it's safe. I don't think it's safe right now. Just a guess.
Mr Poopular, what the hell's this mean:
suz, spell out loud " i cup"...
I'm a B.
And Hunter, I'm not visiting your blog until I know it's safe. I don't think it's safe right now. Just a guess.
gah....
*smacks self in forehead and sighs heavily*
last time... its a joke that fifth graders use to poke fun at one another while using the bathroom... when one spells out the letters it creates a funny childish joke.
imagine two boys going the restroom during recess and one says to the other...
"hey bobby, spell i cup..hee hee hee.."
"i see you pee. haa haa haa!!!"
see i was being childish when i said "hey suz, spell i cup."
nothing to do with your boobs, sorry, yer nipples got hard for nothin...
i cant teach you how to operate the CRANE as i only know how to fix things. i dont want to know how to operate the machinery, only fix. i could tell you how to change out a muffler bearing or flagellation valve though!!!
thanks for the comment!
oh shit, lela i didnt see you sneak in there and leave an appropriate comment! i hadnt forgot about you just not seen the new comment! thanks for the suggestion and will be updating the voices accordingly. i do believe i posted some more of what you asked for the following day! anyway thanks again for the comment!
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