Monday, July 14, 2008

SO FAR BEHIND

I HAVENT POSTED SHIT IN SO FUCKING LONG!!! WTF!!! im used to cranking out mulitiple posts in a day even! with fun pictures and jerk off thoughts about the world and people around me. i started reading back through this months "work" and how lame am i!!!


oh no the fire!
oh woah is me im tired and spent!!!
oh my ass wont stop running like a garden hose!
what ever will we do...



grow some balls asshole, where is the voices when hes needed eh?

so besides all the shit ive been bitching about theres more! can you believe it? hahahahaaaa, just fucking with ya'll!!! im finally back on the drinking and cant wait to start over doing it daily once again, i spent the weekend on the couch. literaly, you could hear my stomach fucking growling from across the room! i wallowed in it. i relished in the fact that i watched three asain movies with subtitiles AND the special fetures also in subtitiles on saturday. sunday i was even a bigger piece of shit and watched the worst videos in my collection on purpose... just to prove to my self how wicked lame and useless i had become...( i was in serious pain and hadnt eaten anything but yogurt in three days, but that is of no matter any more!!!)
i used to embrace the pain! love the misery! enjoy depression and all the good alcohol that came along with being a loser....


where did i go wrong?!?!



so now im back and ready to move forward and start sneaking in some blog time at work again and accually answer some of my bitchin fucking comments!!! you guys rock, but there is nothing sweeter than commentsie backsies!!! so as mj said a post or two ago, hmmm. well fuck...it been so long now i cant remember.... some thing about a zack attack, i'll re-up my commitment to you all and have a post a day this week with the aforementioned commentsies backsies and try to liven things back up around here... yeah...

new news you ask??? well cheese is pregnant with my child......








fucking got you with that one didnt i? hahahahahaaa....
we have mice in the kitchen as of late, sucks yeah, but we are killing them one at a time... they seem to like one trap in particular and go kamakazi on that shit every other night last week. we have cheeses old dog with us since the evac and have been rehabing this guy before we return him home... the lawn we put in is holding and doing well for the lack of attention we give it. we now also have nine foot tall tomato plants!!! no seriously! real tomato plants, not the OTHER tomato plants... remember those were called JAPANESE MAPLE TREES, sheeseh....we are slowly moving all our shit back in, and reloading all the fire arms and placing them behind doors and under pillows, next to the couch, back pocket, freezer, dresser drawer etc... like every good american should do right????

well i aint gonna bitch about the speel check shit, as you know at this hour im on the macdialupshit...so evening to you all and let the voices back in!!!!

14 comments:

CSI Seattle said...

Oh look whose back.

Dude, you've been gone so long that I started selling off some of your stuff. I figured you weren't coming back, so I put your Blog on E-Bay. You better hurry and bid if you want to keep it. It's up to six bucks with two hours to go.

Can we get back to normal now? And by the way, one of us said that when you got back, we'd have a beer. I can't remember who that was, but one of us said it.

B

INNER VOICES said...

that was a while ago wasnt it... im back and drinking a nice sun warmed coors lite whilest my cheese reads trashy romance novels from the victorian era... hmmmm, what wrong with this picture? cheers! and when i do get my vacation i'll blog ya on my way through seattle, i'll wear my seat belt while drinking...errrr driving i mean, i promise!!!

INNER VOICES said...

oh and CHEERS!!!!

Robyn said...

IV! HOLY SHIT BUD! YOU ARE BACK! *runs over and throws arms around zack and gives him a big ol'hug* I have missed you, man!

Thank god all is right again! Welcome back my friend!
Hugs,
Robyn

INNER VOICES said...

robyn! im here! with beer! and gladly takes hug and squeezes back enough to crack!!! missed being here too!

Suzanne said...

Hi baby. I'm crying. Okay, I'll stop. Hi baby. *Throws arms around Zack, hugs and kisses him to death* You're safe, you still have a home and the Cheeses, your happy and if what you wrote is true, you're about to be a daddy. I love you, and I've missed you terribly.

XO

kylie said...

so who is the father of cheese's prospective child?

Kookaburra said...

welcome back. I left a longer comment on "YEAH, NORMAL"

MJ said...

My exact words were...

Good to have you back!

I'm looking forward to a Zack Attack!


Little did I know you would sneak in and spraypaint my blog.

Leah said...

Great post--sounds like you're firing again--good for your sake, we don't want you to be miserable (at least, unless you're enjoying it!), but of course nobody minded listening to you talk about it, either. Sometimes that's what a blog is for!

xo, and to Cheese and the little imaginary bun as well--

shelaghayan said...

Ha. For a moment there, I was going to kick Bree's ass for not telling me that she was knocked up when we talked yesterday but then I realized that I'm the most gullible fool in the universe and your the most sarcastic arse in the universe and... managed to put two and two together, miraculously.

I DO hear that you have another canine addition to the family. Ha ha.

INNER VOICES said...

SUZ, didnt you see i was pulling your leg?!?!?! cheese has the best birthcontrol on the planet... impossible to impregnate... anyways thanks for the love!~

kylie! i know it eh? i have to be more than the minute morning marauder to sneak one in on her...

kook! i read it and havent been around long enough to get back to it! my bad, thanks for the comments!!!

mj, who me??? muwahahahaa...

leah, thanks for the never ending ear!!!

sheshe, yeah no doubt eh? we just want to send the dog back as healthy as possible... get him ready for several more years of neglect... then do it all over again...

Suzanne said...

I'd just come from running the Cafe and tired as hell. No, I didn't realize you were pulling my leg because apparently I didn't read the damn thing properly!!! You got me good (too tired or two wasted...don't know which). Now that you aren't going to be a new pa-pa, you'll have time to blog.

Love you and so happy everything turned out okay for you and your family. And I understand you have a new dog too. Hope I didn't misread that too!

Nice to have you back at the Cafe. We've missed you terribly. Robyn's still looking for the secret panel. I found it and went inside, but won't discuss what I saw. It'll be our little secret.

XO

Gig said...

Welcome Back Zack!! So glad to see ya, and that everyone is doing ok.

Just where is that secret panel over at the onion? I see Suze found it...get Cheese and we will all go for a spin under the ol' disco ball...*peeks out between the beads...spots Suze coming out of the "secret panel",giggles...slips thru the vanilla haze to the real party...