Thursday, July 24, 2008

so....


so rolling Jesus uphill, who i have in my blog roll as "get her a beer", is having a birthday party where everyone is supposed to show up dressed as a song lyric... she is trying to cop out and wear "pasties and g-string..." its just the same outfit she wears to work everyday... i think we should give her some more ideas!!! anybody have any interesting ideas for a lyric themed outfit!?!? "hit me with your best shot... fire away!"

17 comments:

MJ said...

I quit working for "Cock Polishing Services" as they were all a bunch of knobs.

INNER VOICES said...

"that deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball" could be good...


mj, sorry to hear about the unemployment... heh heh...

shelaghayan said...

I was thinking "...wasted and wounded... [it ain't what the moon did]" by Tom Waits because then I could just go as myself.

What's wrong with pasties and g-strings? I leave the strap-on at home, at least...

INNER VOICES said...

my father emailed these to me for you sheshe.... he has always been way into music and live concerts... hope some of these inspire the men!!!

God is a Bullet - Concrete Blonde

Beast of Burden - Stones

Bitch - Stones

Mermaid - Sade

Dog - Dada

Judas - Depeche Mode

Voodoo Child - Hendrix

Doctor Me - Great White

She Wolf - Megadeth

God That Failed - Metallica

Master of Puppets - Metallica

Pig - Steven Vai

Dirty Black Hole - Steven Vai

Beer Drinkin' Woman - Randell Young

Closet Negro - Randell Young

Friend of the Devil - Grateful Dead

Key to Love - Gary Moore

Master & Servant - Depeche Mode

Fly - Bush

Charlie Brown's Parents - Dishwalla

Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

Rockstar - Nickelback

Bubblegum Sleaze - Must

Pleasure Victim - Berlin

Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Lepard

denim said...

what abouuuuuuuuut...

"shit, blood and cum on my hands"

no?

shelaghayan said...

Well... I inadvertently did the blood and cum bit last year, so I wouldn't want people thinking I was being unimaginative. But then again, it WASN'T on my hands, soooo

Looking quickly through your list, IV, I think I already am a lot of those things... should that alarm me?!? I am, not, however, the key to love. Nor am I Charlie Brown's parents.

There's a lot to work with! Also, if people don't like my costume, I'm going to hold them down and force-feed them absinthe until their eyeball ruptures. I can because it's my birthday.

thanks!!!

BBC said...

Cute picture. I went to a great birthday party last weekend, had a ball.

Cecile said...

Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douch.

Robyn said...

Hmmm...hell I would just wrap a big ass bow around and just go as that...a bit drafty. But after a couple beers all should be good and you might even start to get that 'rosey' glow soon enough if people where giving you a good spanking for your birthday! LMAO! Happy Birthday and have a great time!
Hugs,
Robyn

shelaghayan said...

She's got balls -- AC/DC

oh, yeah...

kylie said...

forget songs, i'm stuck at cock polishing.

Kookaburra said...

How about -
"Girls In Their Summer Clothes" - Bruce Springsteen

"Birthday Suit" - L.A. Jones and The Blues Messengers

FirstNations said...

most of my husbands friends could show up in their everydays and represent 'Aqualung' (snot running down his nose...greasy fingers, wearing shabby clooooooo-ooooothes!)

John Bobbit = 'Detatchable Penis"

Stephen Hawking = 'Young White Punks On Dope'

FirstNations said...

shelayghan: beats the crap outta
"She's Got The Jack"!

shelaghayan said...

I love you, firstnations, and in the entirely creepy, online stalkerish kind of way.

catscratch said...

Them baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the straps....

FloRida

INNER VOICES said...

DANIM, yo... fun hanging out last night. nice suprize... and nice lyric selection.... almost as vivid as an image as leave your ass raw with a chainsaw...

bbc, whats happening man, i see yer back!

cecile! great one!!! thanks...

robyn, what song would that be?!?!? some thing by bow-jangles???

sheshe... i though you said you leave the strap-on at home!

kylie! mj said she resigned from that job, there might be an opening! hahahahaa...

kook, you seem to have the right idea!!! keep em coming, as it were...

firsty! yes, yes... i see you have made a new friend in sheshe... careful, shes one of those smart wordy types...

catscratch, excellent!!! thankyou!!!