so rolling Jesus uphill, who i have in my blog roll as "get her a beer", is having a birthday party where everyone is supposed to show up dressed as a song lyric... she is trying to cop out and wear "pasties and g-string..." its just the same outfit she wears to work everyday... i think we should give her some more ideas!!! anybody have any interesting ideas for a lyric themed outfit!?!? "hit me with your best shot... fire away!"
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I quit working for "Cock Polishing Services" as they were all a bunch of knobs.
"that deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball" could be good...
mj, sorry to hear about the unemployment... heh heh...
I was thinking "...wasted and wounded... [it ain't what the moon did]" by Tom Waits because then I could just go as myself.
What's wrong with pasties and g-strings? I leave the strap-on at home, at least...
my father emailed these to me for you sheshe.... he has always been way into music and live concerts... hope some of these inspire the men!!!
God is a Bullet - Concrete Blonde
Beast of Burden - Stones
Bitch - Stones
Mermaid - Sade
Dog - Dada
Judas - Depeche Mode
Voodoo Child - Hendrix
Doctor Me - Great White
She Wolf - Megadeth
God That Failed - Metallica
Master of Puppets - Metallica
Pig - Steven Vai
Dirty Black Hole - Steven Vai
Beer Drinkin' Woman - Randell Young
Closet Negro - Randell Young
Friend of the Devil - Grateful Dead
Key to Love - Gary Moore
Master & Servant - Depeche Mode
Fly - Bush
Charlie Brown's Parents - Dishwalla
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Rockstar - Nickelback
Bubblegum Sleaze - Must
Pleasure Victim - Berlin
Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Lepard
Well... I inadvertently did the blood and cum bit last year, so I wouldn't want people thinking I was being unimaginative. But then again, it WASN'T on my hands, soooo
Looking quickly through your list, IV, I think I already am a lot of those things... should that alarm me?!? I am, not, however, the key to love. Nor am I Charlie Brown's parents.
There's a lot to work with! Also, if people don't like my costume, I'm going to hold them down and force-feed them absinthe until their eyeball ruptures. I can because it's my birthday.
thanks!!!
Cute picture. I went to a great birthday party last weekend, had a ball.
Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douch.
Hmmm...hell I would just wrap a big ass bow around and just go as that...a bit drafty. But after a couple beers all should be good and you might even start to get that 'rosey' glow soon enough if people where giving you a good spanking for your birthday! LMAO! Happy Birthday and have a great time!
Hugs,
Robyn
She's got balls -- AC/DC
oh, yeah...
forget songs, i'm stuck at cock polishing.
How about -
"Girls In Their Summer Clothes" - Bruce Springsteen
"Birthday Suit" - L.A. Jones and The Blues Messengers
most of my husbands friends could show up in their everydays and represent 'Aqualung' (snot running down his nose...greasy fingers, wearing shabby clooooooo-ooooothes!)
John Bobbit = 'Detatchable Penis"
Stephen Hawking = 'Young White Punks On Dope'
shelayghan: beats the crap outta
"She's Got The Jack"!
I love you, firstnations, and in the entirely creepy, online stalkerish kind of way.
Them baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the straps....
FloRida
DANIM, yo... fun hanging out last night. nice suprize... and nice lyric selection.... almost as vivid as an image as leave your ass raw with a chainsaw...
bbc, whats happening man, i see yer back!
cecile! great one!!! thanks...
robyn, what song would that be?!?!? some thing by bow-jangles???
sheshe... i though you said you leave the strap-on at home!
kylie! mj said she resigned from that job, there might be an opening! hahahahaa...
kook, you seem to have the right idea!!! keep em coming, as it were...
firsty! yes, yes... i see you have made a new friend in sheshe... careful, shes one of those smart wordy types...
catscratch, excellent!!! thankyou!!!
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