SO FAR BEHIND

I HAVENT POSTED SHIT IN SO FUCKING LONG!!! WTF!!! im used to cranking out mulitiple posts in a day even! with fun pictures and jerk off thoughts about the world and people around me. i started reading back through this months "work" and how lame am i!!!


oh no the fire!
oh woah is me im tired and spent!!!
oh my ass wont stop running like a garden hose!
what ever will we do...



grow some balls asshole, where is the voices when hes needed eh?

so besides all the shit ive been bitching about theres more! can you believe it? hahahahaaaa, just fucking with ya'll!!! im finally back on the drinking and cant wait to start over doing it daily once again, i spent the weekend on the couch. literaly, you could hear my stomach fucking growling from across the room! i wallowed in it. i relished in the fact that i watched three asain movies with subtitiles AND the special fetures also in subtitiles on saturday. sunday i was even a bigger piece of shit and watched the worst videos in my collection on purpose... just to prove to my self how wicked lame and useless i had become...( i was in serious pain and hadnt eaten anything but yogurt in three days, but that is of no matter any more!!!)
i used to embrace the pain! love the misery! enjoy depression and all the good alcohol that came along with being a loser....


where did i go wrong?!?!



so now im back and ready to move forward and start sneaking in some blog time at work again and accually answer some of my bitchin fucking comments!!! you guys rock, but there is nothing sweeter than commentsie backsies!!! so as mj said a post or two ago, hmmm. well fuck...it been so long now i cant remember.... some thing about a zack attack, i'll re-up my commitment to you all and have a post a day this week with the aforementioned commentsies backsies and try to liven things back up around here... yeah...

new news you ask??? well cheese is pregnant with my child......








fucking got you with that one didnt i? hahahahahaaa....
we have mice in the kitchen as of late, sucks yeah, but we are killing them one at a time... they seem to like one trap in particular and go kamakazi on that shit every other night last week. we have cheeses old dog with us since the evac and have been rehabing this guy before we return him home... the lawn we put in is holding and doing well for the lack of attention we give it. we now also have nine foot tall tomato plants!!! no seriously! real tomato plants, not the OTHER tomato plants... remember those were called JAPANESE MAPLE TREES, sheeseh....we are slowly moving all our shit back in, and reloading all the fire arms and placing them behind doors and under pillows, next to the couch, back pocket, freezer, dresser drawer etc... like every good american should do right????

well i aint gonna bitch about the speel check shit, as you know at this hour im on the macdialupshit...so evening to you all and let the voices back in!!!!