Wednesday, August 06, 2008

RANDOM TAG...


SO RANDOM TAGGED ME WITH THIS ONE...

i was supposed to type in "your name needs" onto Google and post the top ten results... here ya go!!


1.Zack needs practice... this one seems to be a myspace tube thingy.

2.Zack needs to ride a bike...someones blog, impersonating the real Zack

3.Zack needs a belt... a you tube link no less.

4.Zack needs a shave.. a deviant art link with a werewolf pic. meh...

5.majestic Zack needs home... someone trying to pimp out their cat.

6.Zack needs your help!!! apparently this womans Zack is hung like a horse.

7.Zack needs a new home. this cat also needs housing. its good not to be a cat named Zack.

8.Zack needs one of these! they don't really say exactly what "these" are...

9.all baby Zack needs is his mum. dang, nobody loves Zacks. this kid was left in a park with his umbilical cord still attached. at 8 pounds 11 ounces he still wasn't as big as me!!!

10.Zack needs URGENT diabetes treatment and back surgery. looks like it sucks to be a baby or a cat named Zack these days. they are all getting the shaft....



so that was my top ten... not as much fun as i thought it might be. I TRIED A SLEW OF OTHER COMBINATIONS... nothing ended up being funny either... except when i tried, "Zack likes to have sex with...." apparently there are also a lot of gay Zack's out there as well... who knew?!?!? have a great day all... my back is really hurting today so i must go and fix something that involves laying on my back for the next couple hours... perhaps i should investigate what the bottom of a pint glass looks like... I'll have to try a bunch of different pint glasses to be sure I'm not getting a jaded sample....



feel free to try the tagging on your own! yours could be a whole lot more funny than mine!!

hey, mj... fucking look at all those capital letters eh?! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA....

17 comments:

Random Chick said...

Geez, thank God you're not a cat!

Random Chick said...

BTW...I hope Suzanne doesn't see this she's gonna get upset!!!

INNER VOICES said...

i know it... cats named zack dont seem to fair well in the world.... better a cat named felix!!!

i was saving that pic for a new addition to the cafe, but i decided to adorn the voices with it instead!!!

MJ said...

Zack has a sore SACROILIAC.

CSI Seattle said...

I was going to put in "Brian needs", but I already have people in my life telling me what I need. I don't need Google barking at me too.

B

stonelifter said...

apparently Aaron Needs a Tracheotomy

lovely, number 4 on the search

Suzanne said...

Hummmmmmmmmmmm. I feel ass kickin'.

catscratch said...

I'm scared as to what I'm gonna need... We'll see.

Anonymous said...

Bree needs a hair cut...
Bree needs medical attention.
I think Bree needs to take a stroll along the Great Wall of China (since its safe to be there now).
Bree needs to be replaced (I always kind of thought she was a guy any ways) I beg your pardon?!?!!!
Bree needs a loving parent and a stable home to be raised in. Cat
Bree needs to take 30 tightly scheduled medications a day
Bree needs to take a chill pill
Bree needs to post bail
Bree needs to draw herself a blonde Kyuubi avatar!
Bree needs protection.
Bree needs serious help with her snotty nose
Bree needs to stop daydreaming about Sailor Moon
Bree needs to stop being surprised.
Bree needs your vote to become the Cutest Baby of the Month. Aaaaawwwhh!
Bree needs some happy!

Damn, that Bree sure needs a lot. Who the hell is she anyways?...

Hey that was kinda fun...

Cecile said...

Google probably wouldn't even recongnize my name.

Robyn said...

IV! Oh my! Well I got tagged as well now I am a bit nervous what will come back! Oh Crap!
I am with you on finding the bottom of a pint...I am right there!
Thanks for some blog love I do love seeing you there! Since I ALWAYS comment here DUDE!
Love ya!
Robyn

Suzanne said...

Anonymous...hummmmmmmmmm, I do believe that's you know who. Wow is she needy. Oh, just kidding.

It's my birthday honey. It without you would be horrible. So please stop by. Yup, I'm beggin'!!! Drinks are free.

INNER VOICES said...

FUCKING COMPUTER!!!!

INNER VOICES said...

YEAH!!!! this computer got a internet bug bullshit of some sort... has not let me log on or check email in two fucking days!!!! yeahfuckingyeah im back in!!!!

BEAST said...

Maybe you have copped the collective Zack bacheache for all those Zacks out there over exerting themselves having sex.
Beast needs love according to my search

MJ said...

Beast needs a kick up the arse, according to my search.

catscratch said...

73% of my pages are full of shit, fuck and damn.

Thanks for the tip.