Sunday, August 10, 2008

what really happened...

hahahahaaaa...

* rereads the post from saturday, laughs and trys to remember exactly what he managed to do*


after jumping right into the drinking pat of the day, i did manage to get all the watering done. chickens and turkeys fed and pool filled. except i forgot the i was filling the pool after my eleventeenth beer for a couple hours. went back outside because i had this nagging feeling that i was doing something earlier. gahhh!!! the pool had been over flowing for several hundred gallons. whoops!
whatched two movies instead of hiking up the moutain. drank an another eighteen pack of beer. then jumped on the quad to check the water tank. full and filling, but not very fast. waited for cheese to come home and fixed us up some kamakaizi shooters. convinced her to come down to the creek with me to check on the water system. also convinced her that we could get the quad down the new little dozer cut to the creek. very exciting. (more on that later)
rebuilt the series of small dams that we use as a collection area for our water. shoveled sand and moved rocks till dark. also drank a bunch more beers. climbed out of the creek bed in near dark and turned the quad around. a ten point turn. the dozer cut which was no problem going down with two was not so easy to get out with two. after almost pitching cheese off, she dismounted and climbed part way up as i tried to get a running start at the hill. she gasps and covers her face as i get it on two wheels sideways going in reverse...

woo hoo!!!

left a teepee shaped squeeze in the leather on the seat after that one.... hehehehee..

came home and made some noodles with cracked eggs for dinner and had a little bit of movie enhancer before watching a movie for the second time that day. had another couple kamakazis and passed out on the couch...

woke up this morning to coffee in bed and...
"you are such a fucking asshole, you know that?"
"uh, yeah..."
"i just wantd to cuddle and you told me to fuck off.."
"no i didnt, i was asleep. it doesnt count..."
"you need to work on your sleeping habits!"

later on when she was headed out to work i did indeed apologize... for being unmanageable in my sleep....

thats what really happened...

16 comments:

Daisy said...

i've done something similar in my sleep before...actually it is preferable to have an animal on my side instead of a human as i tend to throw punches (i don't know why) in my sleep

INNER VOICES said...

ive been kicked in the face for some of the things ive said/done in my sleep... i feel yah.

hnter1018 said...

Sounds like an exciting weekend. I have made the moves on Christie in my sleep and have also thrown an elbow or two.

My weekend consited of a day of fishing yesterday, got the front walkway built, got a new laptop since the other computer was fried and got a new yellow lab. Not too bad.

INNER VOICES said...

hntr is back!!!!! yeah man, long time no comment! good to hear yer fishing still! got the invite to go saturday from a buddy and today find out he had a big blue surface, shuck its hook and snap it deep into buddys hand... hahahahhaaaaa... rooky... anyway... was in the market for a "fun gun' and put feelers out for a nice 7mm mag... spent a month arguing with my "gun buddies" and have finally put my order in for a 300 win ultra mag. same speed as the 7mm but more push... i dunno... i can hit our two hundred yard target with my friends 7mm mag. and i LOVE how it kicks my ass to do so... will the heavier gun do the same kick and push the bullet even further????
yeah man, sorry to make you think here but my buddy is going to reno for the gun show. im spending george Ws economy stimulus check on a fire arm and dont want to be dissapointed... any words of wisdom?

Robyn said...

Well...well...who was the asshole this morning?! YOU! Come IV you better have made it up to Cheese BIG TIME buddy...and I mean GOOD! LMAO!
I can say I have given Jimbo a shiner once when I was 5 sheets to the wind...an all girls drinkfest! I don't remember but he says I was a total tease and then crashed and he didn't know it and then I popped an elbow right in the KISSER! Bbbbaaaahhaaawwwwaaaa! I rolled the next day when he woke up with a bag of frozen peas on his eye...there it was swollen shut! LMAO! Poor baby...but I made it up GOOD! *wicked grin*
Hugs,
Robyn

Suzanne said...

Well, fortunately I'm as gentle a woman in sleep as I am in life, so have never thrown a punch. Poor Cheese. Pick her a huge bouquet of something and make amends.

And Hnter I've been wondering where the hell you are? Now I know. You missed my birthday. Stop by the Wild Onion, have a drink, enjoy yourself and then leave me a really nice birthday wish!!! And just so you know, I'm a vegetarian as you probably remember, and also anti-gun, so I'm going to grab whatever the hell IV's talking about and put him out of his misery. Wish me luck honey.

XO

BEAST said...

IT DOESNT COUNT IF YOUR ASLEEP !!!
Pffft girls are so easy to upset.

The quad biking sounds cool tho :-)

hnter1018 said...

Iv the .300 Win mag is a fine choice in a gun. You said you were going with the Ultra. The short mag is also a nice caliber. Heavier gun means less kick. Down side heavier gun...harder to keep up. Arms start to get a bit tired but less recoil.

I say buy it.

Daisy said...

beast i had a dream in the late 80's that my husband was sleeping with michelle phiefer (he didn't even know who she was)...was so pissed when i woke up i could not be consoled...he informed me that he could not be responsible for what he did in MY dream...i informed him that he did it in MY fucking bed...that was the end of the argument...i know irrational now...but then...perfectly rational!

MJ said...

You’re not a sexsomniac, then?

catscratch said...

I'm an evil whore when I'm sleeping. I kick and I talk in my sleep.

INNER VOICES said...

robyn, im always an asshole, havent you noticed?id be asking forgivness on a hourly basis...

suz... we went out to a late night movie and smuggled some beers in!

beast! yeah man, im glad everyone here hasnt lost their minds... and did the same quad road on sunday and had no problems... wasnt as drunk i guess! hahahahaaa...

hntr, yeah, the weight wont bothe me as it will generaly be on a bag. i dont really want to kill anything, cept for maybe vaporizing a squirrel or two at two hundred yards... but the .300 win ultra mag sounds like a fine rifle then? im going to buy an entry level scope for the time being... then later upgrade when i purchase my next gun... thanks for the help!

daisy, i bet he now dreams of you sleeping with michelle pfeiffer...

mj, cheese will argue that one... it seems she quite often wakes up in that dilemma...

INNER VOICES said...

catscratcher! kudos to you... the first step is acceptance...

Leah said...

I'm going to pass on Beast's remark to Sarge...it doesn't count if you're asleep...sex or elbows...

INNER VOICES said...

LEAH!!! hahahahahaaa...

Robyn said...

Dude...your an asshole and I can be a bitch but I still love ya! Thanks for stopping by I always get a thrill seeing you there...oops that typed out wrong. Oh well...it is what it is! No big deal!
Hugs,
Robyn