YEAH AND THEN SOME...

so the holidayz have come and gone and now there may finally be some peace and quite. i spent yesterday lazing about the house and watched movies all day. today i may go and do some golfing, i just re-upped my super mini membership at this place which gets me into several other resorts as well. 

i know what your thinking... "inner voices likes to golf?"

yup...

four years ago when i stopped golfing i was just getting my score under 100... "wow, impressive!!" you say... no, not really. I'm usually so drunk by the end of the course finding my ball becomes more time consuming than a five hundred piece puzzle in the dark... but i have fun...

or i might cut down some trees and ready my wood pile for the rest of winter...

i could also put the second story on the tree house deck that i completed last weekend...

or i could spend the day cleaning the house or drinking or watching more movies or go on another dirt bike delivery excursion.

i don't know...

after this mornings round of anal bleeding i think I'll hold off on the drinking for a day or two (that's gonna fuck up my back nine if i decide to golf) an perhaps opt out for another day of relaxation...

cheeses dad want me to come down to the south coast and fix cars at his shop this week while I'm not at my current job. I'll call him tomorrow and let him know if he wants to double the price of what he has offered me i might think about it. other wise i can go to my normal work place and make the same amount i normally do but a fraction of the actual work!!!

*puts hands out on either side of body to simulate a scale and weighs his options*

hmmm, go to work? cut trees down and only have a few beers? go to town for some outdoor sports? hang around the house? so many choices...

oh and I've sent off the next invitation to Megan for her chance to guest post... she was next in line with her hand up. after careful consideration and some great prodding from nations i am going to allow a few others a chance to get their voices out and once Megan has replied and posted i will be sending out more invitations at a time... i have not quite figured out how to have a guest poster without making them a temporary author so that's why the tool bar in the right changes when someone else has the ability to post...

have a great day folks!!!!

gatecrasher

i was dying for the chance to post here, a place to slag off the boss, badmouth the beloved and say all the stuff that would have my mother curling her toes at my place. unfortunately though, i'm on holidays. the boss isn't annoying me, the dearly beloved hasn't torn strips off me for at least a month and i'm all chirpy and full of sweetness and light.
so i dont get to say "i wouldn't piss on 'im if 'e was on fire"
i don't get to talk about silly bloody wankers or stupid effing dickheads

what am i doing here?

fuck me dead !!






please ??

the time is now...

so only two of you have expressed more than limp interest in guest posting, so i have sent out one invitation to do such a thing and requested an email address from the other! so if you are still interested in gracing the voices with your version of profanity lemme know!!! there is only one more spot open... otherwise sit back and continue to enjoy the show!

HAPPY MERRY FUCKING AND ALL THAT!!!

yeah, cheese and i wish you all a happy holidayz!!!!

its pounding rain and we are hoping for the very odd chance at some snow!!!

just back from a dinner for five at our friends restaurant that cost us over six hundred bucks!!!

fuck it, its just money eh?

be safe this night and the next day!!!

bulf....

a little too hung over to post anything today... please all make yerself at home and talk amongst yerselves... thanks for stopping in!

ALLRIGHT!!! its new reader appreciation day...

here we have another one of my personal friends who has de-lurked herself from the dark side and decided to share her blog with us, i would like a large round of applause for lu-lu-bell!!! she does photography professionally and is currently working her way through a year of being single. not celibate (although it does sound like masturbate) but single none the less. she is currently delurking under her photo blog, so kids ramble on over there and give her some love. she doesn't post all that regularly so pimping her is a real bitch, cause i know my little group of addicts likes to see something new every day, but perhaps you all can nudge her into reliability!!

another new reader is denim, he has been reading/commenting here for years and has finally de-lurked his blog. sneaky bastard! he is running a road rage blog. sometimes its helpful to write things down to alleviate the frustrations of life! way to go denim. he is also currently looking for wood, so if anyone can help out denim finding his wood "that would be great."

brandy rose... has also reared her dark haired head and has been commenting for several weeks and runs a very proper blog of her own! today post is about pet peeves and asks you comment on some of your own... her profile photos shows her being quite happy so go check her out for a little cheery disposition. i seem to remember she is also a video game addict as well... much love brandy and welcome officially to the voices!

I've pimped some of the rest of you before and it seems to have worked out so I'll give these three newest members to the voices squad of death a shot at it... i have also noticed there are some new followers in the box to the right who have never commented! come on out of the voices closet and present yourselves for proper inspection, turn your head to the right and cough and lets see what you got in your pockets!!!


if any one else would like some pimping lemme know and I'll get you on the program... of course i get first dibs and will need to have you send a picture of your naked ass to mj for her approval before i can go ahead with said pimpage... have a great fucking Monday all!!!

a new item

as you all can see there is a new item in the tool bar.. to the right here titled "500 pics from the past". its the first five hundred pics from the voices archive that it started saving when Picasa got involved with blogger. please feel free to peruse them and comment, positive or negatively if yer bored. i have favorites and would love to use some again....

hope alls well in blogger world...

YEAH BITCHES!!!

OHHH.... I FORGOT TO MENTION IVE RECEIVED AN AWARD!!!!

*notices all readers are drooling and shmeckling over it*

thats right, my man over at sausage mechanic bestowed this upon me... so quit yer pawing and panting and git on over to his blog and beg for one of yer own!!! thanks sausage man!

hahahahahhaaa.... happy fucking holidayz kids and hope yer all being bad and need spankings!

update:

oh yeah bitches AND i received this one on the same day from leni!!! go visit her as well, her writing kicks some major ass!!! thanks to both and i will be updating soon!!!

HAHAHAHAHAA.... 699th post baby!!!!! i'm fuckin rockin the casbah!!!!

anyway...

lydia has tagged me with a crappy gift give a way for sick people sort of thing... it started over at the blue yak shack aka, mr zibbs and here is how it works:

1.Pick a crappy gift for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People Stockpile and post it on your site.
2. Pick 5 bloggers that you think might want to open their hearts and pick a crappy gift.
3. Link back to this post.
4. And if you really want to get into , write, "I POSTED A CRAPPY GIFT" in the comments section of this post so we can see the crappy gifts you picked.

so i tag anyone who finds it fun and has crappy gift ideas for sick people!!! have a great weekend folks i will be putting the decking in on my new tree hose floor ive been building!!!!

and at some point i must do some christmas shopping.... meh.

whadda ya do...

this year little cheese wants a lap top. she is ten. two weeks ago i got her one from my work, but she cant put itunes on it. it hooks up to the Internet just fine and many programs (email, penguin whatever the fuck it is, IM, etc.) all work on it. its just not the "cool one".
agreed it doesn't do all the bitchin shit that her friends new mac top does, but it is portable and she can sit on the couch to use it.
i don't have a lap top, cheese has one for her nursing program and for school. she is 28. i am thirty five and would also like a lap top...
cheese called the girls' dad last night and she was informed that he was told that "we were buying her a laptop for Christmas", (did that make sense?) we'd like to, but i don't believe that is gonna happen. i told little cheese if she wants to sell the dirt bike i bought for her last Christmas we might be able to arrange something. we also told her if she saves a hundred bucks, we each might be persuaded to pitch in a hundred bucks towards the purchase of a new laptop. she hasn't been real motivated on the saving/working for money this year so WTF?
i remember wanting things so badly for Christmas as a kid and not getting them. its normal isn't it? are kids supposed to get everything they want just because they ask for them?
I'd love to buy her a new computer, shit I'd love to buy me a new computer!!
after deciding not to get her the computer, we spoke at length about when the "right time" would be to purchase such a tool. (see that? i said "tool" not "toy") little cheese starts middle school next fall and that is perhaps a better time for that.
i know its tough when you see your friends with all their cool shit, that feeling never goes away mind you, but just because they have one doesn't mean everyone gets one. (i used to fucking HATE, HATE, HATE, hearing that and am starting to sound like my father).

*smacks self in face with rubber hose to snap out of it*

i don't know how the hell I'm doing with this parenting bit, but it seems to be going well enough. i just wish she'd be more into dirt biking, shooting guns, staying up and partying all night, driving trucks in the mud while trespassing, etc.. you know more like me... (JUST KIDDING, I LOVE HER FOR BEING HER!!! LITTLE CHEESE IS THE BOMB!!!) so all jokes aside, do your ten year old children have laptops that they take to the fifth grade and to friends houses and shit?!?!? or are we not alone in this shit about the computer... i had planned on a new surround stereo system and t.v.d.v.d. set up for her room as her last one broke and i stole the t.v. back for the shop since the d.v.d part was fucking up all the time and they broke the remote....

oooh and another thing, do we/i break the news now about the no laptop and cope with the moping and doping around for the next week or wait for Christmas to see that look of surprise on her face...

...and one other funny twist, mini cheese who is six, only wants a slinky or maybe some new clothes?!?!?

here is something different!

people recently have been posting their favorite recipes for the holidayz. here is one i have found over the years to be a wonderful version of cookies that im sure everyone in your family will simply fall in love with...

oh and sorry about the lack of quality posts. i am still taking applications for those who think they may want to do a guest post!!! but for now enjoy the holiday recipe!!

The Best Tequila Christmas Cookies Ever: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle tequila Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality. Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!

HACKED!!!!!!

Yes folks, even the voices can be hacked... (helps when you tell your best bud all your passwords in case of an emergency... what was that like two years ago?!?!?) alas, it has happened and our perpetrator is none other than this guy!

whilst i had indeed started a bit of an inner voices guest posting contest, i had not chosen a winner, but in true "fucking zavk" style he went ahead and ghost posted on his own accord. cheers denim, you road raging warrior... and three cheers for keeping a straight face during drinks tonight bitch... hahahahaa....

as you can see, the picture he posted is nothing like you've seen here at the voices and its still up... so i have not gone back on my word...

*stomach turns as he has yet to come up with a plot of revenge*

there is a bit of a funny story bout how genuinely surprised i was to hear/see this new post.

when cheese and i got home from work this evening we did our normal chores and duties... phone messages, dogs out/in and fed, fire stoked and roaring, cold beers in hand, check email, etc...

we take a peak at the recent news and top dead center is this story of how Internet Explorer has been hacked and hacker people have all your passwords.. mostly gaming shit but if your an idiot (like my self) a lot of your passwords are similar and easy to figure out once a password has been obtained.... i jump up to light a smoke and clamp down the fire place when cheese takes over the key board.

"anything good?" i ask knowing she is perusing our normal favorites.

"nice picture you posted of the overflowing toilet." she replies.

"what?" i didn't have any idea of what the fuck she was going on about and thought she was half crazy.

"yeah, that's gross..." she is truly disgusted as to how low i have gone with the photo.

"i didn't post any toilet picture, the kid is sitting on a chair and has a dunce hat on." i say as i walk to the screen, mind churning and a wave of cold realization of the fact that i have been hacked blankets me.

i walk over and cheese has the screen prompted to the inner voices blog and "holy what the muh fuck is that!?!?!" took me a few moments to burn through the post, access the proper memory banks and grin ear to ear...

"OOOOOHhhhhhhh!!! you fucker..."

OOOOOHhhhhhhh!!!

just wanted to check my fucking memory, and it seems to be pretty damn functional. not really a guest post, but since you put it out there (not very far, mind you), thought i'd see if i can get into your goody bag. ooooh, what's this i see... 

sneak-attack by denim

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!!!

so folks, I've been slammed the fuck up a wall with duct tape and glue and cant get a fucking break to do any screwing off at work... so I'm proposing a some one do a guest post here at the voices... i know all of you have been secretly desiring to do exactly that! on most of your blogs i rarely see the words fuck, shit, piss, cock, pussy, anal penetration, etc... etc... so here is you chance to do such a thing. in my comment box lemme know if your interested and why i should choose you instead of another person! i wouldn't edit or delete any of your work and i know there are some readers out there who would love to post a naked picture of a dude or some chic with big giant hairy





armpit or something...


so please help a brotha out and do a guest post for me eh? i hope you guys are doing great and staying out of trouble, satan is watching, err... santa. hey if you jumble the letters up, well.... you.... know....

edit: i guess i didnt mention or have enough time to say i will give out a guest post password open winning.

*flips off denim*

YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING

sorry kids, im swamped this morning and dont really have any time as of yet! but this weekend was a whirlwind of parties and staying in hotels, singing christmas songs, white elephants, over eating and power shitting... crazy! feel free to tell us all here at the voices something you did this weekend and have people ridicule/comment on your festivities!!!!

i will be back!

TRY THIS....

THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY... yes its a video. enjoy.

a friend in arms...

there is a gal in the office who is not particularly enthused about the bullshit coming down the pipe here at my work as well. i was talking to her about the "fuel issues" I'm having with our book keeper, err "CHIEF EXECUTIVE FINANCIAL OFFICER" (otherwise referred to as "miss-managed-ment"). i have been submitting my truck rental payment request forms on time and in duplicate (WTF?) ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THEY ARE TO BE PAID EVERY SIX WEEKS!!!

insert choice words here...

our C.E.F.O. has also deemed my math incorrect and has re-run my numbers and made adjustment to her liking. fucking bitch...

well our other gal here who does the books and data entry has been quietly listening and paying attention to what has been going on with the inter-office politics and doesn't like what she sees. so we re-typed up the month of truck charges CORRECTLY and she has run them through the system. everyone elses truck payments go through every two weeks and now mine do as well.
she showed me "the secret Zack files" and how long my actions have been "under investigation". we had a laugh as we were looking at the minutes from the senior management meetings and how Zack was touted to have been spending well over four hundred dollars a month in gas and compared them to the notations from our gas receipts. ahhhh... $276.86 for the last month i was charging, $301.93 for the month before and a whopping $213.55 for the first month she started compiling the information... does any one see a four hundred dollar charge there? yes?, well you can get a job here, perhaps in management.

so after we tabulated this months hours spent using my truck as a work vehicle we found out that after my many trips for parts, mobile fix-it operations and driver deliveries to and from job sites i used my truck a total of forty two hours this month. not unusually high numbers but a bit more driving than i normally do. so, at fifteen dollars an hour that i supposedly get paid for my truck that works out to....

$720.00

hows that work out better for the company?
i also now have to pay fucking taxes on this shit....
i wonder if this little experiment is working out for them?!?!?!

have a nice day all and enjoy the afternoon!!!

THERES A PARTY UP IN HERE!!!

until i can return there is a party at mjs... feel free to cruise over and invite yourselves in!!! its clothing optional and beware if some one offers you bananas!


i'll be back.

as opposed to?

dont get me wrong here, but is there any other kind?!?!

a post will follow shortly, right now i am going to buy an over priced lunch.... and stone lifter had a funny thing he wrote here...

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!!!

In lieu of a post or answering comments today you can all oggle my cheese i'm too hung over. click on pics to fully enjoy!!!



edit: photos are courtesy of Evynn levalley.

THINGS YOU DIDNT REALLY NEED TO KNOW!

MEGAN ASKS:

.5. You mean I have to think again?
afraid so...
1. How tall are you? Are you happy with your height or do you wish you were taller or shorter?
YES, very happy with my height. I'm 5'11" tall. cheese thinks I'm exaggerating by an inch but that's what it says at the doctors office. i wish i were just as tall as me.
2. If you could give my 14 year old son one piece of advice, what would it be?
i would tell him to stay at home as long as possible. as much as you want to become a man and do things for yourself, don't. be a boy, a child and enjoy the things that your parents have given you and will continue to give to you while under their roof. stay in school if that's what you want to do. it has many opportunities that you will not find without it...

DR. ZIBBS ASKS:

Do you have any nude pics of old girlfriends you can post?
I have several pictures of ex-girlfriends of them naked. will i post them? no. can you see them online on one of their photography web sites?YES. will i give you their addresses? no... sorry, that's not how i roll.

SUZANNE ASKS:

1) I know your age, but your photos always depict women of a certain age. Is that your comfort zone? Do you ever think outside the box? Yes, I'm aware that's a two part question, but prepare yourself, this is only question #1.
I find that photography of women is more available at a certain age. yes its more appealing to me than photos of very young women or very old women. i think in and outside of their boxes and have a love of photography in general so nude women is only a natural thing for me to enjoy.
2) You drink an awful lot. Why?
you are in a long line of people who wonder the same thing. sometimes i drink to be happy, sometimes i drink to be sad, sometimes i drink to remember and sometimes i drink to forget... but i always drink. is it bad for me? time will tell, is it good for me? I'm still here to talk about it...
3) You're a hard-ass, but also a soft, squishy, kind-hearted fellow. Do you see yourself more as a hard-ass or soft and squishy?
I'm a hard ass. a tough guy. don't fuck with me.... kind? yes, soft and squishy, yes, cheese reminds me of that daily.
4) If you could have any size you wanted, how many inches?
I'm quite happy with what my father and mother bestowed upon me. although i don't have my fathers monstrous balls, i have yet to have a complaint about my package other than "ouch".
5) Who would you rather hang out with? Guys or women?
doesn't matter. i hang out with three women most of the time these days and when i do hang out with men, its usually fairly competitive. so its a win win situation for me there.
6) You're idea breast size?
if the women is comfortable with her own boobs, than so am i!
7) Sunny or cloudy day?
either, the weather doesn't often affect me or my mood. i will wear shorts in the snow.
8) Roses or Cactus? (Or is that Cacti?)
we have a mean garden (as you all know) and flowers abound. i have killed many a cactus, but never a rose.
9) Meat or shrimp with pasta?
meat, every time. I'm not that into seafood unless i catch it myself.
10) If you could turn back the hands of time, what would you change?
nothing really, i wouldn't be here without everything that has happened.

LEAH ASKS/WANTS TO KNOW:

1. Tell us about a special talent of yours.
there isn't a person on the planet who can argue as well as i can. i can turn things around and use your own information against you or for my my side of the debate. I'm smart, witty and a devious fucker, so debating/arguing with me is not going to work for you.
2. Have you ever been to NYC? If so, what was your favorite thing you saw; if not, what's one thing you'd like to do there? And don't say, "I'd never set foot in that shithole!" even if you think it.
i was in new york as a kid and wanted to live there immediately after setting foot off the plane. the favorite thing i saw was when some people got married at the church just before the ceremony of my uncles wedding they came out an saw a limo parked out front and got in. it wasn't for them and the driver had to explain that. when they finally did get out of the car they tried to lock themselves in front of it and "steal it" that was pretty funny.
Okay, if you don't like that one,
3. What was your favorite subject in high school.
i fucking hated anything to do with authority, still do and don't really have any fond memories of high school. i really in enjoyed torturing teachers. i once was suspended for throwing my books at my English teacher and knocking her over. old bag.

SAUSAGE MECHANIC ASKS:

You have been elected to the state legislature. What is the first bill you would author?
do you really have to ask? hahahaa.... stupid people will be given re-training on how not to be so stupid. if after retaining they are still deemed un-employable they will be taken out to sea to look for immigrants who are paddling home made boats ashore and their seats will be swapped with them. if they can make it ashore on their own, then they will be eligible for another attempt at de-stupidifacation.

DAISY ASKS:

spit or swallow?
what ever the mood requires, sometimes there is too much to swallow and spitting is necessary.
do you kiss afterwards?
why not, its mine and on cheeses lips anything tastes good!
why? why not?
see answer above...

KYLIE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO ASK BUT DOES:

aren't tits your fascination every week?
NO, sometimes i post cartoons. heh heh.
are you a bum or a tit man?
ass man, i love me a nice round bottom!
sweet or savoury?
savoury, I'm not much for sweets at all. i like vanilla ice cream and nestles chocolate chips.
your favourite colour?
black or blue.
where do you live really?
i live in that place in between realities. yours and mine, somewhere in the middle is where i spend my time.
so what do you really think of Suzanne?
when suz first came on to the inner voices scene i wondered why she tortured herself so much by coming here everyday. her experiences here seemed painful, disturbing and new.although... i once told cheese that if i ever needed a thousand dollars i bet i could ask suz for it and she would give it to me. i bet that still stands true even though i have never met the woman. over time she has come and gone and i generally offend her, (not menacingly but honestly and never on purpose) and she tends to get her feelings hurt. honesty is not always the easiest thing to hear for some i assume. i think she is a kind person. i joke with her about being off her meds or needing some and even though it might not be the most sensitive of things to say, its just something i say as a habit. i feel it may strike closer to home than she might let on. so, i think she is a true to her heart kind of lady and for the right man, she is a keeper!
tell me about a moment of joy you have or had in your everyday life?
even the smallest of accomplishments are of great importance for me. when i finish a project or a portion of a project is going well, then yeah, very joyous!

Cece asks:

Does it burn when you pee?
no, not since Jr.high.
Cats or dogs or both?
i like both, but I'm a dog person, you cant throw the stick into the ocean and expect to see your cat retrieve it!
What is your biggest fear?
tough one. i guess it would be something happening to those i love in front of me and me being powerless to help.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have 5 musical CD's with you, which 5 musicians would you choose?
sheesh... hmmm... some techno rave music for sure, i never tire of that shit. something really heavy and hateful, there is always a time and place for that shit too... it seems I'm finding more of a genre thing here. so I'll differ to that, something from each...
Do you like girl on girl porn, guy on guy porn, or girl on guy porn the best?
i like girl on dude porn. girl on girl porn is kind of lame. "oh suck my pussy and ram me with that dildo!" yeah, doesn't do that much for me. i prefer porn where the woman really looks like shes into it as well. not just letting her self get slammed away upon by johnny big dick. if she throws out a hand or two in painful protest every now and then that's a big bonus. dude on dude porn, nah, not for me....

csi and wife want to know:

1) The skies the limit. No cost restrictions here. If you could go out and buy one material item, what would it be?
a local bar. i need to feel like i have a home away from home. it could be something that grows and gets bigger or not. something rowdy for the after work club and it also would need to cater to the family food scene as well. good food, not shit pub fry-er-lator food.
2) Do you have a plan for your life mapped out, or are you living day to day?
life plan? are you two off your meds or something? I'm looking forward to next Saturday! yeah there is a bit of a plan. "save money, go on a trip, buy a house, blah, blah, blah..." none of it seems realistic when you are indeed out there living your life. if i were to change that, i wouldn't be me and wouldn't have all the shit i do today. remember the Garfield t-shirts that said "he who has the most toys wins"? yeah that's me. I'm a toys-r-us kid.
3) Your house is on fire, and it's going to the ground. Excluding pets and family, what one item are you going to grab before you run out?
one item? what do i live on the tenth floor or something? asides from pictures and my mothers clock, id grab the guns. when one has nothing material left in life there is a huge instinct to protect ones self. after having just dealt with several months of high alert fire watching, we know all too well that it is indeed family and pets first.
4) Excluding marathon power sex and animal magnetism, what is your greatest talent or ability?
cheese will laugh at me if i agree with the marathon power sex bit! hahahaa... asides from being a master debater, (heh heh, see what that sounds like there) i have a knack for making those around me happy. "oh you want to do some gardening?" blam here is a full fledged garden to do as you please. etc.etc. i have a talent for motivation when i want to . i have to want to do it though... if i don't want to do it, guess what, yer fucked.

And from Mrs. CSI

5) Your television debut has arrived! Which would you pick? Survivor, The Amazing Race, The Apprentice, American Gladiators, or The Price is Right.
gahhh, i hate television... but lets see here... I've never seen the amazing race but i understand they run around with the partner and find clues and beat everyone else to the final destination without fucking up their relationships too bad... yeah, that's me. bring it on!!!

nations wants to know:
what is your favorite recreational drug and why?????
um, alcohol!!! I've tried everything save for heroin and had some successful addictions to cocaine and meth. spent a summer leaving brain cells behind in a wake of Ecstasy pills and after putting acid into my eyes and over dosing on mescalin i think alcohol and i do just fine! i have a life partner with that one...

mj asks:

How long is it going to take you to get off your ass and send me a photo of your butt?
I've got the go ahead from cheese so its when ever i find the right one! only the best for mj!!

hntr wants to know my biggest fear:

asides from shit happening to my family i would have to say swimming in the dark. ocean swimming is generally fearful for me. scuba diving on the other hand is no problem. love it! i love the three dimensionality it has when you are under water... but swimming on the surface where you look and sound like an injured seal, fuck that!!!

whats seems to be my facination this week.

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there will be a post here shortly, but for now...

somethings just go well together eh?

it seems some of you noticed a post i had up for about six minutes or so the other day and were asking about it. well you were asking/talking about the photo. does anyone remember what the post may have been about? no, i didn't think so! hah! doesn't matter. it sucked ass anyways.
blogging from work has been increasingly difficult these past two weeks and y'all know why. so i will leave up the ta-tas for a little while and then when i get home I'll put up something here y'all can relate to... but until then, witch one of these ferocious hunters do you most relate to? that guy, i think you might be the one on the end... kind of dosing off... i dunno. anybody else?

IM NOT SURE IF THE MEDS I TOOK WERE THE RIGHT ONES

well i took peoples advice and went ahead and got some medicine at our local herbalist here for my eye. it was weeping, oozing, scratching and generally fucking up my day more than it already was and needed to be. it seems to be better after a nice shower and a couple of cold beers. after dinner i popped two or three of these odd gelatinous tabs and am feeling fine. i read the side of the orange carton and it reads "Lysergic acid diethylamide". 

PROOF OF LIFE

I've been gone from here for so long I've even lost a follower. just when posts were cranking up some serious traffic, i stop commenting back, get really rude, and stop posting.... yep, crazy shit. the exact opposite of what most bloggers do... fuck it. 

holidayz went by, I'm sure I'll talk about that later..

work is driving me to that special place i hate so fucking much, that place where i ended up not working for them for six months. id rather lick an elephants anal seepage than go to wok tomorrow.

in other news...

i am building a 170 square foot deck, seven feet up into some madrone trees on the eastern side of our yard and i managed to fill my right eye and socket with wood shavings. even with glasses on. drilling holes while holding the tool directly over your head and looking straight up is only for people like me. looks like i have a black eye. all swollen and puss-y. itchy, scratchy, fuck just plain bothersome.

i know i need some more time on the computer these days and will eventually get around to everyones comments and blogs, but I've been fairly disagreeable as of late and not had much of anything fucking positive to blog about. 

the fucking twat at work decided to try and tell me what my job description entails and how we all would like "that", but we don't all get that now do we you fucking semen incubator?!?!

so no more excuses, i do miss all of you and long to be blogging again real soon... otherwise I'll be back tomorrow and have some serious work related shit to spout off on...