there is a gal in the office who is not particularly enthused about the bullshit coming down the pipe here at my work as well. i was talking to her about the "fuel issues" I'm having with our book keeper, err "CHIEF EXECUTIVE FINANCIAL OFFICER" (otherwise referred to as "miss-managed-ment"). i have been submitting my truck rental payment request forms on time and in duplicate (WTF?) ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THEY ARE TO BE PAID EVERY SIX WEEKS!!!
insert choice words here...
our C.E.F.O. has also deemed my math incorrect and has re-run my numbers and made adjustment to her liking. fucking bitch...
well our other gal here who does the books and data entry has been quietly listening and paying attention to what has been going on with the inter-office politics and doesn't like what she sees. so we re-typed up the month of truck charges CORRECTLY and she has run them through the system. everyone elses truck payments go through every two weeks and now mine do as well.
she showed me "the secret Zack files" and how long my actions have been "under investigation". we had a laugh as we were looking at the minutes from the senior management meetings and how Zack was touted to have been spending well over four hundred dollars a month in gas and compared them to the notations from our gas receipts. ahhhh... $276.86 for the last month i was charging, $301.93 for the month before and a whopping $213.55 for the first month she started compiling the information... does any one see a four hundred dollar charge there? yes?, well you can get a job here, perhaps in management.
so after we tabulated this months hours spent using my truck as a work vehicle we found out that after my many trips for parts, mobile fix-it operations and driver deliveries to and from job sites i used my truck a total of forty two hours this month. not unusually high numbers but a bit more driving than i normally do. so, at fifteen dollars an hour that i supposedly get paid for my truck that works out to....
$720.00
hows that work out better for the company?
i also now have to pay fucking taxes on this shit....
i wonder if this little experiment is working out for them?!?!?!
have a nice day all and enjoy the afternoon!!!
11 comments:
You have GOT to be fuckin' kiddin' me!!!
Hey.......we like the new girl!
Work sucks. That's why my plan is to win the lottery.
I love that there is a Secret Zack File.
Really?
Can you declare esxpenses on the truck and wear and tear on your taxes as a deduction?
One of my favorite things in life is driving Revenue Canada crazy. ;)
I declared my cousin's divorce as a moving expense for him one year and they accepted it.
Morons.
Sounds complicated. Tell you what...I'll drop off a park application at the RI tonight. We could use some more people to sit at the station and drool off their top lip.
they try that shit everywhere...luckily they uped the mileage where i work when the price of gas went up...then when it went down they can do nothing...the ONLY fucking good thing about having a union...
That WOULD be awesome to have your own secret file. I wonder what mine would say....Shit Nevermind!
I feel your pain. Problem: Crummy do nothing worker. Solution: Promote him/her to management.
Sounds like the CEFO needs a case of explosive diarrhea. And fortunately that is the only voodoo curse I know so just send me her name and I will take care of it. Sorry to hear about all the bull shit on the job. Hopefully it will get straightened out before you really lose it. Hang in there.
goob, yeah not kidding.... new girl is actually a long time employee, never had any shit to talk bout her so shes never been mentioned... i might even pimp her new c.d. shes put out. she a song writer and old enough to be yer granma!!!!
tova darling, nice entry into the voices! welcome and i have some secret numbers that have always never worked for me with the lottery... i could share the nonprofits with you if you ever use them!!!
megan, i have the largest file in the company and have thrown down our governments laws to access them in the past. every employee is allowed to see their personal file in its entirety with an appointment with management... the fact that i havent snooped enough to see the "new one" is a blight on my laziness im afraid...
leah *pumps fist in air and thinks of the movie and in his best anthony hopkins voice from legends of the fall says "screw em... heh heh heh... screw em..."* you dont want any x-files created just for you do you?!?!?
walker... no man ,the american government doesnt even give out lube when they fuck you... here is how they fuck you here:
all work and no play makes zack a dull boy.
they tax all the work that zack does and give him the rest.
zack spends money on gas and parts for his truck, which he again he again pays taxes to the government on.
he gets paid money for the "time" he uses the truck for...
zack pays taxes for a third time for the money he "earns" while driving around....
go america?
that guy. from what i understand, we have seven full time park rangers employed and two of our many parks open... none of which have any fucking camper staying in on a regular basis!!!!
*brings sniper rifle to work for state park tire practice*
daisy, yeah, i knew the system worked for some one some where!!
brandy rose!!!!! thanks for following my blog!!!! an awesome treat to have you comment as well! some of my lazier blogging compatriots have not signed up for the full experience yet... dont wonder what your file would say too much cause here at the voices we can find out everything!!! heh heh..
sausage!!! what else would we do with them? make them work smart for a living? no way! in the united states of america we only lay off/fire hard workin individuals and give lazy fucking baby making machines welfare so they can pay for their satellite t.v. and internet!!!
*storms the fuck off to kick something small and painful to self*
mr. shife... the name i cannot give but ive "e.s.p.ee"d the physical description and her address to the right side of you frontal lobe. you should be receiving that shortly...
those lazy non-following bloggers look an awful lot like you mr zack voices
and me
are we twins?
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