Tuesday, December 16, 2008

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!!!

so folks, I've been slammed the fuck up a wall with duct tape and glue and cant get a fucking break to do any screwing off at work... so I'm proposing a some one do a guest post here at the voices... i know all of you have been secretly desiring to do exactly that! on most of your blogs i rarely see the words fuck, shit, piss, cock, pussy, anal penetration, etc... etc... so here is you chance to do such a thing. in my comment box lemme know if your interested and why i should choose you instead of another person! i wouldn't edit or delete any of your work and i know there are some readers out there who would love to post a naked picture of a dude or some chic with big giant hairy





armpit or something...


so please help a brotha out and do a guest post for me eh? i hope you guys are doing great and staying out of trouble, satan is watching, err... santa. hey if you jumble the letters up, well.... you.... know....

edit: i guess i didnt mention or have enough time to say i will give out a guest post password open winning.

*flips off denim*

7 comments:

CSI Seattle said...

I'd love to do a guest post for you, but I don't think that I'd meet your criteria. I'm as pure as the driven snow. Couldn't use a swear word if I had a mouth full of them, and as far as naked pictures goes, all I have are some old copies of National Geographic.

But if you get desperate, I'd be glad to post about the baby tiger that was born at the zoo. Everybody likes baby tigers.

Just let me know.

Daisy said...

oh when i get pissed enough you will see a great deal of those words in my posts...just that i couldn't really give two fucks anymore so i don't get so pissed...however pms is coming up strong so you never know...lol...

Megan said...

I still owe CSI his movie review but after that?

hnter1018 said...

Oh I can do a pretty good post invovling all of that!

here is a little taste. We had a huge fucking ice storm this past weekend and nearly froze my cock of during it since we didn't have power for thirty six hours. Wish I had a big hairy pussy that would have kept me warm.

Random Chick said...

How do we do a guest post if we don't have permission to get onto your blog? Sorry, I'm retarded.

Megan said...

What's with this weird linking thing I'm seeing all over today?

Sausage Mechanic said...

Well fuck me to tears! I'd seriously give it a try, but I'm secretly a television evangelist and my secretary is just waiting for a chance to expose me for the perverted little satan worshiping prick I really am!