Sunday, December 28, 2008

gatecrasher




i was dying for the chance to post here, a place to slag off the boss, badmouth the beloved and say all the stuff that would have my mother curling her toes at my place. unfortunately though, i'm on holidays. the boss isn't annoying me, the dearly beloved hasn't torn strips off me for at least a month and i'm all chirpy and full of sweetness and light.
so i dont get to say "i wouldn't piss on 'im if 'e was on fire"
i don't get to talk about silly bloody wankers or stupid effing dickheads

what am i doing here?

fuck me dead !!






please ??

17 comments:

Daisy said...

so basically things are good for the moment? enjoy...the new year is getting ready to begin...have a good one, while it last!!!

MJ said...

I give you five more minutes.

just bob said...

Hi Kylie.

Sausage Mechanic said...

Think I golfed with the babe once. She was a novice but still beat me by five strokes...er, holes...er...shit, you know what I mean!

Leah said...

Go Kylie!

Leah said...
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FirstNations said...

found the ketamine, did you? gooooooooooood.


I WANNA GUEST POST ME MEMEMEMEMEME I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA ME PICK ME ME ME ME ME ME

Megan said...

I think I have a little crush on Kylie...

kylie said...

a crush?

Brandy Rose said...

Thats Awesome. Lolol.

Suzanne said...

Swear to God, saw the photo and left without reading because I thought, "Oh Shit, more naked people??? Blah, blah, blah...!!!" Saw your name on the way in and thought "ARE YOU KIDDING!!!????" Was just at Hunters and realized I HAD to visit IV out of respect, so returned. Holy crapper, it's you. I'm laughing too hard. (Mom, Dad, I had nothing to do with this. Nothing. Cinnimon...good luck with Kylie!!!)

Too funny. Well, apparently you've found your true calling. You're right up there with IV. Cece's gonna die. She hasn't been blogging lately. I may just have to call her for this one. Oh, and Gig too. Oh, and of course all your church members. Do you think I should post the info on the bulleten board or just go right up front and make a public service announcement! Oh my God this is too funny. You have balls lady. I'm proud of you.

Guest Nations Next!!!! Honey I'll lobby for you: Zack, it is my humble opinion you have an insane reservior of talent just lingering. Put it out there. Who knew? Oh, and good luck!

XO

Suzanne said...

And no, I didn't delete. Zack can tell you who it was.

Suzanne said...

Just caught up on your blog. Didn't realize you were looking for guest posts. *Rolls eyes in head.* I know honey, you wouldn't want me. I'll let Kylie and all the smart people do the honors. Have a blast.

XO

kylie said...

oh

and

aren't you glad she protected her skin with a hat?

kylie said...

hey suze,
why do you think it's here and not at my place?
heavens above my mother would die!!

dad would laugh and secretly think how much i'm like my grandmother, who loved all the british comedy full of double entendre. she also liked to tell people "up yours with the rough end of a pineapple"

this is our secret, ok?
yours and mine and zacks 22 followers, right?

love ya
k

LYDIA said...

I love when I check out your blog at work and see vag.

INNER VOICES said...

lydia! if you enjoy that try out mjs blog on fridays... heh heh.... thank you all for your comments here.. i do believe it should have been kylie answering your comments in true voices form but oh well, good help is so hard to find... hahahahahaaa.....