Thursday, December 18, 2008

here is something different!

people recently have been posting their favorite recipes for the holidayz. here is one i have found over the years to be a wonderful version of cookies that im sure everyone in your family will simply fall in love with...

oh and sorry about the lack of quality posts. i am still taking applications for those who think they may want to do a guest post!!! but for now enjoy the holiday recipe!!

The Best Tequila Christmas Cookies Ever:

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tbsp. lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle tequila

Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so,
try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to

put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.



Megan said...

Sounds like a plan!


oh, p.s. i stole the recipe... not my own but quite close to ones i make... although last night cheese said my cooking sucks...

Suzanne said...

Holy crap, I'm just completely fucked up and I still have to get the cake out of the oven. Right?

And Denim, what the hell is he driving that only affords a 6 inch view of the road? I don't think that's safe, or legal. I may have to consult with an attorney then contact your local DA. I'll need his licence plate, make and model of his vehicle and an accurate description of his person. I expect your full and complete cooperation.

And WISE ASS, I'm not available on video yet. But you just keep hopin'. Like Jessie Jackson!

Love you.

Queen Goob said...

My favorite holiday recipe.

That Guy said...

Yeah, these didn't work out at all. What a waste of time that was. Thanks a lot, dick.

Walker said...

Now thats a cookie recipe.
What do you have for the BBQ?