Friday, December 21, 2007

IMHERE CAUSE I SAID I WOULD BE!!!

THATS RIGHT! MY BIG ONE!!!!


ALL RIGHT I'M HERE, i should be working AND i have cheeses daughters in the office... i skipped out for a long lunch and watched cheeses daughters do the holiday sing song, her older one plays clarinet and is in the class chorus as well and even the preschool kids got to sing and dance... fun to watch and listen to.
today we are having a little Christmas end of week thing at work as well. all the guys are to come back early and hang out and drink beer/soda and have some snacks. everyone is wondering where the burgers/hot dogs/tri-tip steaks are... to tell you the truth most of these guys would rather work then get off two hours early for chips and dip. hmm... make an extra fifty or eat stale chips.... guess whats going to happen.
i haven't put any of cheeses gifts under the tree yet, she is better than a blind man when it comes to figuring out whats in the boxes... last year as she opened things, she told me exactly what everything was before she even opened it... punk... so i think this year she thinks she is not getting much... as i said before there will be some finery for her but i was going to take her shopping. not a gift card, but actually be that boyfriend in the store, helping her try stuff on. that is until she gets tooo frustrated with me and gives me the boot, at that time I'll just give her the card and be off on my merry way!! JUST KIDDING, I WILL BE THERE UNTIL WE HAVE DEPLETED ALL THE RESERVES...
other news??? we are going through with the Christmas skeet shooting plans, bout six or seven people and do a mild BBQ. ill have the fire pit set up and spend the early afternoon shooting at anything that resembles a flying clay disc....
dropped the minibike up at the neighbors house until Christmas morning to hide it. i think cheeses girls are equally as good at finding shit and figuring out what they have as cheese is. as soon as i unload it, some of the neighbors friends come out and looky lou.

"dude, uh huh huh, can i ride it?"

"no, its for kids and i don't want you to break it."

"what ever dude, I'll just wait till your gone."

"it has a key, and see that house down the hill there?"

"uh, huh, yeah man."

"that's me, I'll break every finger that touches this thing."

"uh, what? whatever dude, is it a gift or something?"

"yeah for a girl."
"girls don't like that sort of shit."

just as i was getting excited about finger breaking and face pushing in, out comes the ever so cool neighbor. and homie decides to retreat to his dark shadow....
everything else seems to being going well. so i really fucking need to get these last projects done.... happy fucking weekend!!!

funny things that come in a mcdonalds happy meal....

8 comments:

Kay said...

Thanks for posting even though you were busy. You know I'd have given you hell if you didn't...

It's sweet that you're going to do the boyfriend-in-the-store thing.

I'm sure the holiday skeet stoot will be awesome. "Jesus was born, so let's shoot some shit out of the sky!" Hell to the yeah.

Much love.

stonelifter said...

you seem to have penis envy in this post, well to each his own

Black Egg said...

Gosh, that is a big one.

Do you have to work Xmas eve? Hopefully not. Can't wait to hear the story of the reaction to the dirt bike and the ensuing chaos...

Merry Xmas if you're not back before then!

FirstNations said...

rock on. christmas, guns, 2 wheels and skulduggery! every thing a holiday should be. even fire!

btw...your thing is green.

Sushi the Mermaid said...

It's GIGANTUOUS!
Hm...you are voluntarily going shopping?

hnter1018 said...

Have a great Christmas. Sounds like it'll be a blast (no Pun intended ....o.k. maybe a small lame one thats besides the point)

The little one should love the dirt bike. Who's gonna have more fun..her getting it or you getting a riding partner.

What'd you end up getting the little one??

Manuel said...

hope you had a good one n all that......

Kay said...

Can't wait to hear about how the dirt bike went over.

Crawl out of your hangover and come post.