checks printed, bonuses included and i feel better. need to get some work done now. yeah right. hoping to leave work a little early today. well don't need to, but want to. feels like it should be Friday.
this Saturday we have a white elephant party to go to. last years was fun, and this year i think they are having more people show up. almost ended up with the "flavored lube" gift set last year, we were looking at each other with squished faces. praying that someone would steal it.
We don't really ever use lube, perhaps I'm not old enough yet. and flavored? i guess if you have a partner that tastes like shit it would be handy. "how about some strawberry flavor with your fishing expedition?" ugh. did i gross you out? not yet.
well how about this, the couple that ended up with the lube was so excited! they couldn't wait to steal it from me! older, married, young kids.... just thinking about them later on that night made me gag.
"hey babe, why don't break into that chocolate musk flavored lube tonight?"
"oohh, honey, that's sounds great! i wanna smear that all over your hot, throbbing... hey where did you put it?"
only to find out little Tommy found it in his moms drawer earlier in the evening and woofed it all down!!!
aaaahahahhhahahahahahaa, i knew i could gross you all out! eeewwhhh...
that was just hypothetical. but you know the odds are that's happened somewhere in the world. well i do have to get some "work" done today! hope you all are well.