Tuesday, June 03, 2008

JUST so you all know....

i hate not blogging. i really, really hate the fact that our smartest people on the planet didnt think to invent a longer day! i dont have enough time in the day to accomplish the things i need to get done. why didnt they come up with a thirty hour day? thirty five? lazy fuckers.. i bet they were americans who invented the day, time and all that bullhockey! and since it is so short some things have to suffer. and some things have to be done in the dark. tonight i was gardening in the dark. i love gardening and im damn good at it. it relieves stress and makes me feel good! even in the dark... i enjoy my animals as well... ever pick up a chicken and say hello in the dark? its the funniest thing ever. they are totally blind and out of sorts.... ours are normally extremely friendly but in the dark, they are playdough and you could hang them upside down from one foot if you so desired.....

but then it gets truly dark out...

and you have to go inside....

do chores.

and some more chores...

and you answer some phone calls...

then its past ten oclock and yer tired....

did i mention eating? nope...

did i mention bathing in any fashion? i didnt stink so...

sooo... some things suffer...


im hungry, filthy, tired and havent had a moment to do some of the other things i really enjoy in a while.... or even had energy for it... i often read blogging folk talk about simalar issues and now after two weeks of experiencing the same i concede... i fucking miss blogging and my comments, commenting and reading others blog... i hate catching up and not being apart of fun contests and the like.... im so missing out...

i wont ask to be forgiven or any of that shit, but i wish i had more time to spend in here! i think there should be a sixty hour work week and thirty hour days! not only would we make more money having to work more but there would be more time to screw off on the clock as well!!! and there would be more hours in the day for all the other shit we NEED to do... such as ummmm, drinking!!! having fun, chores(sob) and all that other shit.

i dont know how you folk who watch/have television do it. when i had t.v. i was glued to the box as much as possible... i would never get as much done now if i hit the remote as much as most of the world....

so, the facts.... i miss it here, i wish there were longer days, longer work weeks and more time in the garden...

"thats a post???" you ask... thats what i got!!

6 comments:

MJ said...

This handy Internet Urinal should buy you some more blogging time.

Cecile said...

So what does all of this mean? No don't tell me, I've been living it for the past two weeks. I finally had to play hookie today so that I could hopefully get "caught up" And hopefully put out... an new post that is. Gosh get your head out of the gutter MJ. HAHAHAH!

Random Chick said...

Dude, don't end up like Suzanne! You can't do everything. Just focus on the important stuff...like blogging. LOL!

MJ, why do they always assume it's men who would sit for hours on end at their computer? They need to make one of those portable pee-pee thingys for chicks.

INNER VOICES said...

mj, nice link! i just use diapers at this point...

cecile!! i know it huh, life gets in the way of living it some times...

random, i think that the attachment is for the ladies... the funnel shaped doo dah next to it... anyway, im not trying to do too many things at once, just trying to get it all done.. wait what?

thanks for the comments all!

Leah said...

I can relate, I guess who can't? Anyway, I got totally burnt out on my self-imposed post-a-day challenge! Now I'm kinda scared of my blog...So I don't know how you do it everyday...

Suzanne said...

Crap. None of you are any better off than me! I'm lovin' it baby! It's just that I went belly up from the stress and the doctor has told me to knock it off. Life is finally a vacation. Well, that's a lie. ;)