three days of camping
90 sum odd beers...
four dog fights
one bottle of cora-lay-hoe (really umm good fucking tequilla)
one bottle of hornitos (a not as nice reposado as above)
three big boy pulls from a jack daniels magnum (thats costco size)
two arms completely farmer tanned
one neck cooked the same as above but doesnt hurt as much
three gallons of motor cycle gas
1 quart of race fuel
six pounds of blown snot
twp pounds of wild boar
two dirt bikes
two kids (as far as the ones that we brought, there were at least fifteen there)
forty other dirt bikes
one band that forgot their drummer and sucked bad
one band that was really good and started too late to walk the four hundred feet over to watch
...but the music was good
five hours of round trip driving
six hours of packing and unpacking and repacking and unpacking again
are you picturing this yet?
hundreds of miles of dirt roads and rangers/twig pigs to run from
top speed of sixty three on the dirt bike
nine red bulls
seven v-8s (the drinks not the engines
one uber drunk guy leaving to meet his wife at about four a.m. who side swiped his wifes car into a jacked up trucks bumper, than almost ran over a guy who fell asleep in a fold up chair sleeping next to the road
two almost really drunk fist fieghts
one wife getting super pissed off that there was no "toiletry bag in the truck where she left it"
one kid crashed a borrowed bike and didnt cry, just told someone to tell her dad to "hurry the fuck up" ened up being hurt fairly bad
two free t-shirts
pimp camping spot
donated a hundred bucks for next year
mini cheese: "i grabbed second and hammered third like three times today!!!!!"
extra mini cheese: " my half birthday is coming up and i think it would be a good idea if you got me a new dirt bike;'
one drunk, smelly, sauced, tired, smiling, drunk, in trouble with the girl friend for being so drunk when he finally showed up at home hours after he was supposed to, in pain, itchy, sunburnt, ears ringing blogger.
thanks kids for checking in on me this weeek,,,,
work has been a VERY PRODUCTIVE PLACE at the end of the week and this weekend i off set my carbon footprint for the next four years...
i'll be back.