so on Monday i was having a shit day and it definitely carried over until Tuesday. beast had mentioned that his Monday was fine due to the fact that some one brought in cakes to work... now i see why his Monday was good... too bad the ladies in my office didn't bring in any cupcakes to work today!!!
so yet again I've added and subtracted some blog links on the side bar. did you get cut out? did you make it in??? funny on some blogs yer in like Flynn and others you have to work and work and give blow jobs and send money, send in photos of yer bums just to get on their blogrolls... uh....
for me, when you are on my blogroll, its my way of saying thanks for all the blow jobs and reach arounds, the money is great and i'll expect the next check at the end of the month... later on some of you will be over mowing the lawn at my house and raking leaves, i appreciate that too!!! so if you haven't made it on there, please remind me what it is that you would like to do for me and i'll link yah up...
this post was a joke, only a joke and nothing but a joke
16 comments:
I'm still there... kewl.
just bob
wouldnt ever take you off the list man, yer concrete. sorry to hear bout yer shit ass email. need some waring ideas, i may be able to help!!
WHAT!?!!!!!
You can get money and blow jobs from adding people on your blogroll and I have been adding people for free when I could use the money and a good vacuuming.
The cyber sex I gave up long ago though because it was to painful and disforming.
That's how I got that curve in my dick from poking the screen to many times and the say love doesn't hurt.
If they served cupcakes like that at work I would actually go back but the girls at the brothel now a days look more like deer caught in the headlights than cupcakes from all of the sugar they smoke.
fine. so, can I stop weeding now? and come inside and use the bathroom? and would you take off the shock collar?
ok not the shock collar. still.
WALKER! oh man i only got into the blogging for the fame, all the woman and global power i get to command... well that and it gives me a place to vent so i don't kill people, usually...
nations. i guess you can have a break, we have toilet paper in ours... see to it there is some left when you finish eh? first lets have a look in your pockets. don't want you making off with any illicit poppies.
*gives nations collar a little zap to keep her peppy and paying attention*
I'm still waiting for that butt shot you promised me.
Oh that reminds me .... I must put you back wher you belong....
on my page...
*leaves here to go there*
guess it helps I swallow.
thanks man.
mj, hmmm... did i promise that? seems so unlike me... i am an ass to begin with, will any picture of me work then?!?
kook *just came from over there* how things going today?
goob! yeah it does help... thanks for keeping up your end of the bargain...
now, no one commented on the damn picture... i spent weeks trying to squeeze that one in some where on this blog where it would have some meaning. i click back onto my own blog just to get another peek at it. i mean who doesn't like that sort of stuff? all spread out on the counter like that....
*wonder why people don't like cupcakes anymore*
I'm a cookie girl myself but my son LOVES the picture. He wants it blown up for his bedroom wall. I think a 68x42 should work for him.
ahh yes... a boy after my own heart...
when i was a kid i wasnt allowed ripped jeans or high top sneakers when i lived with my grandmother... posters of naked women on the walls? no problem... tie dyed t-shirt? she burned them... stack of playboy/penthouse? "would you like a one years subscription or two?"
good on you for giving your boy that special push in the right direction!
SCRATCHY, you did mention in the comment box above this one that you suck... i suppose its just natural then...
thanks for the comment!
Dude, here I am, reaching around...oops, sorry, didn't mean to hurtcha there...
I like cupcakes. But only the frosting
Well, well, well. My four favorite men. I introduced all of you. Oh, and Leah too. Hummmmmmmmm. And look where we are now!!!???
ummm... sorry suz, i do believe i introduced bob to the world if i remember correctly.. thanks for the other introductions...
joke, nothin, I do give the best reach arounds...or so say the brave boys down at the local rest stop on I-5. but thank god for glory holes, it's tough to make money with a mug like mine, no matter how amazing a sanchez i give.
cheers!
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