yeah... cant wait for it.. id like to get some stuff done. or not. maybe go to the city. our friends in the city texted me last night and want us to come up. they say there is a bitchin little bar down the street they just stumbled upon for drinks and after hours sushi. sounds good. ah whatever. i generally like to sit home and watch the garden grow if you know what i mean...
with all the overwhelming things going on i seem to be only conveying the stressful portions of my life here. reading a few of my last posts makes me realize that's what you all think is going on. the only things going on... this is not true. I've always used this little portion of my life to vent and spew anger and sadness. at times i blow out here as well.. I'm not always like this. i don't walk around with this black cloud over my head nonstop. most people i deal with don't even know something is weighing me down...
i want you all to know that even though I'm quite honest here it is only a glimpse at what really happens with me on a daily basis. (no shit Sherlock eh?) but i do want you to know that things in my life are fucking great and couldn't be better. asides from the same shit we all want. more money, time off, bigger feet, newer car, more chest hair, etc. the usual stuff.
i was just making that clear!!!
things are great. hot chic, bad dogs, toys enough to be the winner when i die, gardens galore, future travel plans, savings account, steady money coming in, blah, blah. i don't want for much and if i do i make it happen. i visualize having it already and it appears... most of the time... I've been dreaming of the Swedish bikini team for years and those bitches never show up.
perhaps they are afraid of my big gun....
anyways folks i don't want you all to think I'm fucking wasting away here in self pity and job misery... I'm just a guy plodding along through life that doesn't mind sharing the highs AND the lows. have a great Thursday and I'll try to make it back to post something interesting for a change...
edit: after scrolling through the picture from the link above i do believe these ladies were thinking about joining us at our house in the sur. in this link the picture clearly shows the two women preparing to surprise me!!! isn't she putting tanning lotion on the other one in the shape of the letter Z... yeah dreams do come true. *walks off sniggering to self*
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I'm always dreaming that Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds would come to my door and bring 10 of their hottest friends and have a Fight Club meeting in my living room...it never happens though.
Dude, we love you and your blog the way it is...whatever that means. Or we wouldn't keep coming back. If you read my blog over long periods of time, you'd think I was insane. I am so not!
I'm taking a cheap stay-cation this weekend. I'll play golf in the North Bay on Saturday (thanks GolfNow.com reward program), spend the night up there (thanks Marriott Reward Points!) and go to the IRL race at Sonoma on Sunday. The race ticket, gas, and food/drinks will all I'll have to pay for.
Let's support favorite athletes.
Random Chick is insane.
MJ, I am not insane nor am I a freak. I'm just spirited.
random... i think yer crazy... shhhh... it'll be our little secret... hahahahaaa..
justbob... sounds fecking awesome man! a golf weekend? lucky man, very lucky man... i havent used the wrenchs in a long time...
mj, shit howd you find out about random chic so soon...
Hey IV and Bob, if you guys are going to be here by the bay...we should have a par-tay!!!
i'd have to firm the friday plans with cheese random, but if we are going to come up to the city i'll let you know toot sweet!
How bizarre. Random Chick and I have the same dream but in mine I am dressed up as Batman whipping up some nice crab cakes in the kitchen while the Fight Club rages on. Well IV life is full of highs and lows as I certainly have been experiencing recently but every now and then you need to let it out which is cool. You know you got a good thing going and you do focus on that but sometimes you see two cows going at in the field and so of course your mind drifts to wanting more in life. Yeah I totally saw that hidden agenda in your humping cow photo.
If you're around this weekend, let's do something stupid. But not difficult.
thanks mrs.hife!!! nice words... im glad the photo wasnt wasted and someone saw what i was trying to do there. even the title of the post had something to do with the picture in its own unique way...
*drifts off into thoughts of farm life*
I'm no dirty hippy, but here's the rub, yo:
it's that the condors eat the dead deer's guts, where there is lead from the bullets. Then they die of lead poisoning. I'd be shocked if you di'int (head moving side to side) know that already...you hick.
Oh, and I wanna shoot that one gun (high on Coors)...that one that Danielle pumped off a few rounds at SM Top that one time. That's on YouTube somewhere, by the way. Stray's youtube account.
i'm heading to the city to see some expensive music. you should let me know if you go, we can hang out. just like cool kids.
THAT GUY! THANKS FOR THE DELETED LINK BTW. i was trying to remember the stray account and you forwarded it to me...
denim, i'll buzz you for sure, what expensive band yoder?
I deleted it cuz...you know.
sursurf gets you there
I wanna par-tay with you and breeze! Come to Seattle instead! I'll even wear underwear.
I totally want bigger feet.
I often dream tha Ronald and Nancy Regan are having hot octagenarian sex on my sofa , while a nekkid Magaret Thatcher sings a medley of Micheal Jacksons Greatest hits.
Thankfully that has never happened.
Have a good weekend , you seem to be much in demand
to be honest, it just seemed to me like you got caught for a bit in the "same shit different day blues"...i get them as well...and like you, i don't want for things...just get the frustration going and need to get it out so the smile on my face has more weight at the end of the day...we all just plod away in this life...without the controversy wouldn't it be terribly boring?
she she, no under garments necessary whilst partying with us!!! what this strange news about you i overheard last night?
denim, sounds wicked man, call me from the show... i do believe we will be hanging out on the mountain in the garden this weekend...
beast, wow! your dreams sound so much better than mine... *grumbles about stupid swedish girls* and for our weekend we plan on hanging out in the midst of our japanese maples....
leah, absolutely... with out the parts of life that test us, there wouldnt be much to do other than the day to days...
thanks all for your comments...
What did you overhear about me?!? It's probably a drunken lie... (probably?)
shit. now I'm paranoid.
heh, heh... i'll be calling jerry this afternoon!!!!!
Hey, now! There's no need for that.
just joking, its friday and im ready fodoweekend yo...
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