when they found leah's hampster he was hanging out with the wrong crowd...yeah, I'm off to gilroy to drop off our wackers for repair. but i did come across this gem of an article for you all to read... these kids had nothing on me and what i did, but they sure do make it a big fucking deal about that shit nowadays... have a great day all!!!
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I think those little brats were planning on bludgeoning their teacher!
Makes you wonder what kind of psycho asshole the teacher was to incite this kind of creativity in a bunch of little kids... I know the cheese and I did some (non-violent) plotting against one or two of our puta-puta elementary school teachers...
Here's a link in the spirit of today. thought you might like it due to the nature of the device.
It's true, since his return, Frizzle is incorrigible. I'm remanding custody to the state.
Oh, and that's one of the best links I've ever seen. I've taught third grade--those monsters could do some major damage. They're strong when they're crazy enough! But yeah, I do wonder about the teacher...or the parents...or something...
I'm almost inspired to go out and buy a strap-on! Does it do other things, too?
Well, they certainly put my brats to shame. Now suddenly my children don't seem so bad, but I suppose I need to give them a couple more years, they are only in the 1st grade.
Oh by the way, you have been presented with a you make my day award on my page.
OMG! Kids these days!! Hope your wackers gets fixed...sounds like a bad problem to have ;-)
I didn't know that is what wackers were.
Frankenkinder, ever hear that word before? I think it's going to have a profound effect on society in the future. I'd better do a post on it.
p.s. thanks for the food descriptions in the last post! You know I love 'em! Better than porn!
I'd like to order one of those Wacker rammers to backfill my trench.
Where you ever a conflicted felon (aka convicted felon! Oh my God I'm laughing!!!)? That would give you some street cred. Other than that you were just a juvenile delinquent and your criminal records erased upon turning 18-21, depending on your offense. I don't think you have anything on those little assholes. If they had actually carried out their stupid plan, life would have changed for ever and ever and ever. No "little criminal" ever thinks about that. I know because of Rob's work. 15 and 16 year old teenage gang members out of L.A. County make a terrible choice and get LWAP, and deserve it generally. Life as they know it is absolutely over. Done. Others get the death penalty. Crime is an insane world. I don't advocate it. Nor stupidity. I'm glad the 3rd graders where caught. Perhaps they stand a chance in hell.
And by the way, I don't advocate abusing animals either. When are going to stop toying with me.
Stop by Robyn's place. I wrote a comment that might interests you. Hockey. Who knew? Canadian's. Who knew? (Of course I'm joking!) I even had Rob come into my office and read the post and then all the comments. He laughed at mine! I felt so honored, but then realized it was only when he read "Go Boston Bruins!" He asked if you have both men and women hockey players on your Mom's side? Canada is a whole nother world and it's wonderful that girls can play hockey. Love that.
Love you too.
XO
I know what those kids were trying to do is horrible but I am reminded of the Seinfeld episode when all the little kids beat up Kramer because he kept kicking their butt in karate class.
FFFUUUCCCKKK!!! blogger just dumped twenty minutes of commentsie backsies!!!! AAAARRRGGGHHH...
okay heres the skinny of it!
she, schools always make a bigger deal out of things. except when it comes to bullying or lunch programs.
leah, what kind of parents dont notice their hand-cuffs missing from the bed post eh?
cecile! train them not to get caught!
random! they are working on my wacker as we speak. (like that bit of visual imagery?)
bbc, yes, franikinder...
leah, your welcom. you should have seen what cheese made for dinner last night.
m.j. get in line. heh heh..
suz, yes both the men and woman in my family play hockey. my youngest cousin, (nine) is no longer allowed to play, he has had four serious concussions. no more hockey. just motorcross and skiing.
mr. shife. yeah kid these days eh?!? but really, was there a crime commited? so what if the kid brought a knife to school. in the mid west, kids at my high school had gun racks in their pick-ups...
Rob told me to tell you, "Conspiracy to committe a crime is a crime. And they took substantial steps to fulfilling that conspiracy with all the items they'd collected and with the detailed plan. All that was left to do, was harm her." So now you know.
XO
i know, i know... fucking punks deserve the beating they were planning for the teacher.... what ever happened to "hot for teacher"? thanks and you know i wasnt really condoning their actions... i mean they are from georgia fer fecks sake!
You are such a little smartie (or a big smartie) for knowing and using the word "condon" in a sentence. I didn't learn that word until I was about 19. I've like it ever since. I agree, they deserve what's about to befall them, but I also wonder what the hell is going on in there personal life to be so violent at such a young age? Something stinks in Denmark. But, to be honest, I'm probably wrong. Everyone wants to blame the parents and sometimes they should, but often times the parents do their very best. My family is the perfect example. Were my parents perfect? Hell no, but they raised some decent kids. My younger brother struggled however and ended up in jail on drug charges. He screwed up again and was sent to state prison. My beautiful, beautiful brother in state prison because of an addiction. Do I agree with that? No. I think the system sucks sometimes, but I understand it. He got out, grew up and turned his life around. For that I am grateful. Why am I telling you this? I don't know, but it's buried right here and hopefully only you will read it. I may come back and delete. Thanks for listening. You're a terrific guy you know. I'll see you over at the Wild Onion. Let's dance. Cheese won't mind because I'm not a threat ~~ she and I are already friends.
XO
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