Friday, August 29, 2008
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I HAVE
SORRY FOLKS... ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN... im hung over as all fucking hell and dont have anything to say really. i did finally manage to fix the crane though... the variable speed and variable load governor was set improperly. with out taking it apart and manually moving the rack back and forth i never would have found it. it took me two fucking minutes to fix. a hundred and sixty hours to find the problem and two minutes to fix.... gah!
but you will all have to entertain yerselves today as i am not feeling that well...
*curses that damn bottle royal crown*
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nice work on the crane man.
yeah man, yeah...
Hell yeah you fixed the crane. We all knew you'd figure it out eventually.
Great job... just bob
thanks bob!!! it feels bitter sweet though...
A win is a win... whether it's 13-0 or 2-1 they both count the same.
Glad to hear your crane is working again...I was starting to get worried.
Hope you feel better soon.
just bob! i gotcha man, thanks again man!!!
random! thanks kiddo! i feel a little better. i should have had a beer at lunch though...
mr.shife! good luck with the penis pump!!! i let you use mine, but you know...
So happy to hear the crane is working. If you'd talked to my dad it would have been working a whole hell of a lot sooner. Jeeeeeeeze. You can lead a horse to water, but...
Technical question. But with so much booze in your blood you may not be able to answer. But try. A Mercedes has a single wiper blade. The previous owner let it run down to the metal and of course the windshield suffered. I just replaced the blade today, but the scar remains. The glass is engraved. Can an auto window place (for lack of a better term) buff it out or polish it in some way to erase the harm the wiper did or do I have to replace the entire windshield?
And contrary to what you and Mr Shife believe...size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.
XO
P.S. See you in Paris.
And contrary to what you and Mr Shife believe...size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.
Can't bigger cranes pick up heavier loads?
Isn't that always the case?
Something small amd easy creating a huge complicated mess.
No way thank you very much.
I've had enough entertainment this week.
Beer, pot, pizza and cow tipping for me this weekend with the boys it's safer.
Well we don't actually have any cows but my friend Arch is as big as one and when he gets drunk and passes out he snores like a cow Mooos so we tip him out of the chair instead.
Have a nice weekend
Bob, aren't you supposed to be working?
"Can't bigger cranes pick up heavier loads?" Yes, of course Bob, but why bother when a lighter load is spread out in front of you. Da dum da dum.
And IV, I'm here for the damn answer to my question. Don't make me pick up the phone. And oh, you'll appreciate this one to the hilt. I went to the auto parts place today for oil and the windshield wiper. I asked the guy to look at my windshield wiper and help me. My dad never taught me about windshield whipers. He took it off, we went inside and found a replacement. A Bosch at over $30. I told him "I'll have to come back." He said, you know what? We throw away the rubber part all the time, let me go see if we have it in your length. He came back with a smile. He had it and out we went to replace my wiper. I told him to show me everything so I could learn and he did. It was actutally very simple. I learned how to replace a wiper and also how to replace a blade. I felt empowered! I asked "what's that going to cost me?" He replied "nothing, because we love you here!" I thought he was kidding and asked again and told the same thing. HEY!!! That's insane!!! I got all that, did all that, learned all that, for free? I love those guys. Really, I do. And yes, I can fix nearly anything on your car now! But I'm not so sure I can fix Bob!
XO
I didn't realize Bob was broken...he's just warped. Much like the rest of us, that is why he fits in so well with all of us. Oh and size does matter somewhat, but what really matters the most is stamina. It takes great concentration for a girl get reach the big "O". And kids screaming behind the locked bedroom door,"Mom, Dad, will you hurry up." doesn't help the situation much. Oh and I.V. congrats on the crane, and I'm sorry about the local girl. I know her family and friends must be devistated.
Geesh, I should proof read this shit before I post it. Anyway, I'm sure you guys can decipher my Arkansas English.
I can't.
Oh, and about size and stamina. I can honestly say I only know about wiper blades. I'm an expert at wiper blades. Yes, I'm laughing so hard my head in buried in my key board. Yet I type.
Stay outta my pool 'til you're well.
glad you got it sorted out...i wasn't worried about you fixing it...sometimes just finding the solution is the bitch of the matter...take it easy and let your freak flag fly for a day!
I keep stopping by to check that picture.
I'm gonna get fired.
Oh, and for all you guys who think that photo is real, don't. Her nipples aren't even hard. A woman can't have one without the other. But I guess the visual is what matters.
I stand corrected. You can have hard nipples without an orgasm, but not visa versa.
IV congrats on fixing the 'crane' that beast of a machine!
Now on to the pic...yep I am with Suze on this one...not having the big 'O' no nipage!
But love her tank though...I have been on the lookout for something like that to go under my...oh how I digress!
Miss ya love ya!
I'm with Robyn. I'm lookin' for a tank like that. I think every woman should have a tank that conciels nipples. Oh shut up. We're almost at our 1 year anniversary. You realize that, don't you? I love you. You know that. What ever anyone else says about us or me, you know that. I'm listening to Amy Winehouse, To Know Him Is To Love Him. I do love you. Yes me. I do. I know I've disappointed you and hurt you, but I've never stopped loving you. Never. Let's just move on to the next phase. I'm so imperfect Zack. Really, I am. But you know what's so funny, you've taught me so much about life and I'm a better person. I was so reluctant. You know. But here we are. I'm grateful. I want you to know. So when you listen to her words, they're yours. I love you my dear friend.
XO
I don't know...my nipples didn't just get hard...
hmm...
holy muther fuckin... damn theres a lot of comments in here!!!
suz, windshields are cheap, even in a merc. my advice is it will cost you less in time and energy to replace rather than repair. also there is nothing like a new windshield!
just bob, the bigger the piece of equipment the bigger the loads they can dump... err... lift!
walker, *dreams of days gone by when cow tipping was plausible and fun... *
suz, free shit is always nice! have you gotten your new windshield yet?
cece, there seems to be so much wrong in the world today that its nice when something bright happens. like your comments! thank you.
suz, i think you might be a little dizzy with excitement from watching all your wiperblade hot wiping action!!! it must be a big one then, with multiple speeds... hahahahhaaaa...
mj, *it wasnt me who left that chocolate bar in the pool. it was random chic. i saw her do it!
daisy, it was so nice to not have that shit hanging over my head this weekend!!!
that guy, could be a good screen saver no?
suz, i do have to ask... do you know this bit of information from experience? not your own but from seeing a great deal of women orgasm? i must tell you. i have been present at many orgasmic occasions and must tell you that not all women get stiff nipples when orgasming. sadly some do not. some do... there are all wired differently as you know...
robyn, i agree... i do not believe this poster girl has gotten herself to that special place, even with her (admittedly great set of tits by cheese) she has just embarked on her path to greatness. so see yer both on the right track!!
suz, ive never listened to the crackwh... i mean amy whine house... only gospel and satanic techno for me! hahahahahaa
and suz, youve never dissapointed me so no need to worry about it!!!
that guy, i know it man ive been practicing in the mirror here at work all morning and no matter how times i finish myself off there they are all warm and not hard...
*pounds away at self one more time just to make sure*
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