Friday, September 26, 2008

fucking wackos

i generally point fingers and yell at people who i think are fucking wackos and extremists... and i just cant hold back with this particular group.
although i am not afraid they will show up at my door step telling me I'm mistreating my fucking chickens, that i should be letting them run free through out the country side and to not collect their eggs and eating them because its animal abortion or some shit... i am afraid that these people are out there making babies and teaching in schools and getting other people to join their cult... I'm afraid of the fact that they get mainstream television ads and their budgets are big enough to sit down with the CEOS of large legitimate companies and tell them they are doing animals wrong...
there is a place for folks like this and there are times when these tactics are necessary and useful but, what the fuck are these people smoking? check out this link and tell me that they are a sane group of human beings...
making ice cream out of humans breast milk, did y'all really sit down and think this one through?!?! did ya? how many millions of gallons of milk do you think these people use in a year.
will the people of PETA volunteer to get them selves hooked up to breast pumps and give their life giving milk to the ice cream producers of America...
they might get taken a little bit more seriously if they were so off their fucking nuts...
sure, get the word out that you don't like wearing fur, put your stereotypically hot models on campaigns naked, pass out leaflets in the snow in your birthday suits... whatever... most folks can understand that... but when you propose that ice cream should be made from human breast milk....



it makes you sound like a bunch of fucking nut cases...


*walks off in complete disgust*

26 comments:

hnter1018 said...

PETA= People Eat Tasty Animals

hnter1018 said...

These people are loons. If they think a cow doesn't like it what makes them thinks that hooking up a pump to a woman is any better.

If they want I'll volunteer to be a milker

Leah said...

Yea, hunter, that was my immediate complaint about the breast milk ice cream. And this is a rawther off-color question, but people have you ever tasted breast milk? Not for the faint-hearted.

I hate extremists; they're so often off-point.

INNER VOICES said...

yeah man, you can hook a pump up to me as well and suck my life giving milk out for some of their ice cream!!!

this post will undoubtedly upset suz...

sorry suz... sometimes folks get bunched in with the group that they are involved with and fingers pointed at them... not meaning any harm to you... im sure you don't believe in making breast milk ice cream for the masses... do you?

INNER VOICES said...

leah, yeah, ive tasted it... and funny on nipple tastes different than the other... one is sweet and the other side is not so sweet...

Ron Knee said...

Why not make ice cream out of snot? The commodity is plentiful in the UK due to the feckin' climate.

Fuckin' wackos!

shelaghayan said...

This has nothing to do with animals (god, I LOVE bacon... mmm) and the bug-shit crazy bastards you're ranting about but... this story really makes me want to fart on a cop!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/

Leni Qinan said...

Eeek! For gawd's sake, haven't they heard about Haagen Dasz or Benn&Jerry's? People like them!

Maybe these guys have nothing more useful to do with their lives apart from thinking of disgusting stuff like that?

Fanatic people certainly miss the point.

(I've been up to the neck with papers this week and haven't visited you lately. Gonna read back and get updated;)

denim said...

ahhh, love that picture in the msnbc link. oh man, i can't stop giggling like a little girl eating breast milk ice cream.

That Guy said...

here here. people are stoooop. nad obviously not very busy.

Bollix said...

I'd have been proud to have written this post myself. Well fucking said pal.

MJ said...

They should be going after BEAST.

He's the one who let the chickens free in the forest to be eaten by foxes.

Bollix is on top of me again.

Bollix said...

Wow.. indeed I am. I normally prefer you bent over though.

Megan said...

Verrry nicely ranted!

INNER VOICES said...

ron knee... ummm i wonder what they would call that particular flavor...

she, never commenting on the drivel i post here makes me think you are just using me for my comment box...

leni! no worries and welcome back! how the name "mommy know best" ice cream... got any ideas on what they would call their human ice cream?

denim... sicko.... heh heh...

that guy, im sure they have been sucking on each others tits for so long, they figured everyone else should too!!!

bollix, im glad you approve. what flavor of mammas milk ice cream would you buy?

mj, i would have mentioned that, but im sure he is in trouble enough with his local authorities... wouldnt want to send of the peta party as well... i thought you to be more of the dominatrix type and would have bollix licking your boots by now...

bollix, a boy can dream cant he? heh heh..

megan! thanks, anything to add?!?!?

Suzanne said...

I didn't comment because I didn't read it until just now. Disappointed? Yes. Of course. Expected? Yes. Of course. Do I agree with PETA completetly, no, of courese not, but did I expect this? NO. PETA's goal is to inform and provoke, and they do. Why else would you be writing this? No IV, I'm not as dumb as you think. I actually have a single brain cell and can write a sentence properly, despite what your friends think.

Hurt? Yup. You bet. And no, not just by you, but some dear, dear friends. Life is life. It's almost Christmas. This will pass quickly and 2009 will be upon me and then 2010. The years, they're all so swift and poignant.

XO

Walker said...

I ran into these fucks a long time ago when they broke into a building I was working as a cleaner in and released all the animals that were being used for testing without any regard to what these animals were infected with.
Guess who the first person who walked through the door was.

Guess you had to get a million shots right after just to be on the safe side?

Some people are worse than those they demonstrate against.

Suzanne said...

Walker, I love you, you know that, you sexy devil. Animals being tested without regard to what they were being tested for. Hummmmmmmmm. That's an interesting one. Why were animals being tested at all? Why do animals have to suffer? And then human's bitch as if they suffered the injustice? Just a random thought.

IV, I don't belong here any more. We both know that. It's been a wonderful ride. See you at the Cafe, here, there and beyond.

Love you dear.
XO

INNER VOICES said...

suz, calm down.... its a post about people who want to make ice cream with milk from humans....

that cant seem normal to you?!?!



anyways... wouldnt that be stealing food from babies?

the photo above was from the peta web site btw, you are/have always been welcome to come and go... so im sure we will see you here agin soon...

have a good weekend!

INNER VOICES said...

i could also go on and on about all the testing done to humans that was done in ww2 that vastly sped up the medical industries knowledge of medicine, life saving transplants, cancer research, child care, and amputations...

there would not be a survivor today who would say they would have been a part of those experiments if given the choice....


if there are any survived...


but its an unfortunate fact that with out all those inhumane and barbaric tests done, we could ot have saved as many lifes as we have now... including some of our closest friends...


there isnt anybody in this comment box, that would trade that awful bit of history versus their loved one...



so be it that there are people who eat meat, wear animal skins out in public and do scientific reasearch on animals... its life, people are gonna talk about it ad do something about it on both sides...

this is where the extremist portion of the equation comes in...


for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, correct?

which means there are extremes...

the product of our lives is where we choose to fall in these extremes and what we choose to stand for and be humble about....

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Suzanne said...

I deleted. Have a great weekend. We'll talk soon.

Suzanne said...

One thing you and your readers failed to notice, and they won't return to read this, so will never know. The "extremist" most of your readers ranted about, have absolutely no affiliation with PETA. They're an entirely different organization!!! It's amazing how misimformation is diseminated, manipulated, encouraged, and untimately hurts and organization that does one hell of a lot of good. HUGE faux pas. HUGE. And what's sad is your comment page is a small sampling (I assume) of the general population. Imagine how many hundreds of thousand of American citizen agree PETA is an extremist group undermining American values and grilling!!! Whatever. Like my dad often said "Being half stupid is often easier than than being half smart." Wow, I think he could be right!

Zack, you have forgiven me for so many rants and I think you're an amazing guy and friend. I love you to death and you know that. I'll be back to read but rarely comment. I really believe I'm stressful to your blog and you, and that's not a good thing because your blog is a blast and doesn't need to be dragged down by the woman!!! What? Of course I'm laughing. Seriously though, I'm serious. But I can't stop laughing. Okay. I've stopped. Okay, I'm laughing. Okay, shut up!!! I'll stop laughing. Right now.

XO

INNER VOICES said...

ummmm... the links i posted were all peta links. the peta web site, the article on the web about peta and the photo i pulled off the peta image archive... so im not sure which extremist part of my post you are referring to... there are many different faces of that organization, not all of them are shiny, pretty and naked. some of the folks there get a little tooo carried away.... its much like the uber extreme feminists who threw buckets of animal blood onto the stage at a miss america pageant not too long ago... finally i wasnt ripping on the entire orginaztion, just the extreme wackos who hover around it and use it as their excuse to be the way they are under the guise of peta...


and yer not a stress on the voices....

Suzanne said...

Hi honey. I love that I'm not a stress on the voices! Can I see my tatoo again to remind me???!!! Wow...that's kinda sexy and that had ta hurt! Wow, I got a look at the King!

I'm going to do some research about your comment and get back to you because I hate to talk out of my ass. Research is what I do best. Yes, I can do that too (no, not ass crap (Hunter, get the hell away from me), just regular stuff, but research is easier!

I posted on the Wild Onion and think you might enjoy. Take a peak. Trust me, you were in my thoughts even before coming here and reading this. And no, I didn't actually "come" here, let me rephrase. When I arrived. Good Lord. Words.

Love you as always, and thanks as usual,
XO

P.S. If I had to deal with a woman this difficult I'd either shoot myself or kick her ass clear off the planet. Where the hell do you find the patience for me? No. Really?

Suzanne said...

Yes, I spelled peek wrong. Do with me what you will.

Of course I'm laughing.