Friday, September 26, 2008

we pause for test of the emergency broadcasting system

i figure if i post pictures of naked women y'all might fucking pay attention..



yes we pause from the normally informative discussion based reality here for a quick blog pimping. i know this person personally and she is every bit legit and money as she says she is. not only would she fit in gloriously with the bitches over at mjs on Fridays, but is wordy enough to know what Knudsen is yammering on about half the time... we do have some naked pictures of her we could sell to the highest bidder, although i think she has a photo of herself in a bikini.
so take a fucking moment out of yer busy fucking day of scratching yer parts at work and check her out. she has just completed the 100 facts of herself and needs to be voted in over at the nation HQ...


i believe I've pimped her before, but its time now for her to come out of the frozen wastelands of Washington and into the warms hands of the voices readers once again...

edit:
and for those of you who have not yet familiarized your self with my 101 Zack Facks they can be discovered here....

15 comments:

shelaghayan said...

Well, shee-it. I thought I left a comment but... thanks for pimpin' me, dude. I stole the idea from your site.

I was going to say something about my nipples and warm hands but I forgot the syntactic order of that particular sentiment. I think it had something to do with that picture of me in a bikini. Fucking brrr. Only a bug-shit crazy Alaskan would do something that wretchedly insane.

You have nude pics of me? Was I drunk? That's a stupid question...

Bollix said...

I went... I saw... I masturbated.

Well worthy of a visit, and a natural future member of our little 'clan'.

shelaghayan said...

What picture did you masturbate to? Someone else told me they did this, too, and it made me all neurotic. I thought it was the picture of the shoulder that looks kind of like a nasty bloody vagina. He won't confirm. What a "big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard."

thanks.

Walker said...

Ok Me stopped by, now I'm going to fall to the floor.
have a nice weekend

FirstNations said...

shes been on a ROWBOAT.

Megan said...

holy wow she's been hurt a lot. i suppose i should be leaving this comment there rather than here but i'm lazy.

i read yours too, iv. when this thing finally got to me it was only 100? what happened to that last one?

just bob said...

I found her site through yours a long time ago. Thanks Zach!

CSI Seattle said...

Yeah, the picture caught my attention. What did you say again?

And why are all these people masterbating all over your Blog? I don't get it.

Cecile said...

She has led a very intersting life. TOo bad mine hasn't been that exciting. Thanks! now I'm all jealous and shit. Oh and I can't spell either.

Kookaburra said...

Oh crap! the web page expired while I was composing a witty reply to this POST.

I couldn't possibly write 100 things about my self. I would struggle to get to 50.
I too am jealous. Jealous that she has had so much free time to do stuff.

Oh well. Back to watching the AFL Grand Final.
Geelong and Hawthorn a 58 points apiece half-way through the 3rd quarter. See yah.

Oh yeah. Nice picture;)

MJ said...

I won't be content 'til she posts that pic of herself in the gold lame spandex body suit.

Then and only then will I have a wank.

Leah said...

I like that gal and her pasties and foul, syntactically elegant mouth.

shelaghayan said...

"...foul, syntactically elegant mouth..." I love it! I feel like I should be giving someone a blow job when I read that line.

IV has the photo. It's up to him to decide whether it's decent to share with indecent company or not... But I wouldn't want to interrupt your wanking. Mmmm.

Kook, I never have free time... do you know how many fucking hours an ER visit takes?!? SERIOUSLY cramps my IPA-imbibing time. fucking doctors... it's like they're goddamned busy or something.

Cecile, people always use that word "interesting" when referring to me, like it's some kind of dirty euphemism. My mom prefers "depraved, alcoholic degenerate," at which point, I gently interrupt and remind her that genetics are responsible. Either that or nuture...

FirstNations! I have been on a ROWBOAT!!! I can even row those suckers! I am all that is awesome! (I kid.) If I still had a rowboat, I'd take you for a row and I promise I wouldn't stuff you in a burlap sack and throw you out in the middle of B'ham bay and watch you flail around...

Why am I posting on Zack's blog like it's my own?!???

Daisy said...

inner...omg...i had never seen your 101...it cracked me up...the last one was the best and most like me...sometimes i sneak up on them and take a picture when they are snoring soundly asleep it really fucks them up...try it, you'll like it! lmao
you are just precious!

catscratch said...

I've never done the 100 thing thing....

I don't think there are that many interesting things I could possibly say.