Tuesday, September 16, 2008

its been going non stop!!!




i show up to work after a three day weekend and I'm told I've been spending too much time in the office and not enough time out in the yard working on equipment. (whats new eh?) so they decided to get me an office assistant, so i wouldn't have to be sitting at my desk for half the day... after meeting my new assistant and finding out what her qualifications and skills were, i never made it back out into the yard to get any work done at all... much to my dismay when i came into work this morning they had fired her... it seems I'm not to be catching any breaks this week!!!

this weekend was great, and couldn't possibly write it all down here... but i can do a list!


-had many, many, many drinks out and about on my birthday day.
-a ranger friend suggested to a new ranger that there was no need to pull me over for my head light being out that night... nice!
-ate oysters and scallops, paid next to nothing for a wicked meal and beers.
-spent over five hundred bucks on BBQ and sushi supplies. (this is how we do it!)
-cleaned house before and after party's.
-made copious amounts of BBQ and sushi.
-the cakes were some of the best cheese cake I've had in a while(thanks farmer g-friend and cheese!!!)
-people spent the night instead of driving. sweet action there!
-gardened and hiked.
-watched three shitty movies and one really funny one.
-got to see a lot of people i haven't seen in a while
-great gifts! i got four pairs of panties for cheese!!! heh heh..
-had an old woman offer me a blow job if i fix her mobile home... declined. i said i only fix mobile homes for ass sex. she declined. (we both knew we were joking)
-drank myself sober on Sunday.
-back to work and here i am!!

so folks thanks again for the rocking blog party's and comments over the weekend and hope to get enough time today to get to return comments and swing by yer blogs!!!

*pissed that he has no office assistant anymore*

22 comments:

Random Chick said...

Could you fix my fence in our backyard if I stuck a banana up your ass?

INNER VOICES said...

you will have to talk to handyman beast for that deal...

Mr. Shife said...

So what does a blow job get you these days? Sounds like an awesome weekend. Glad you had a blast. What was the good movie that you saw?

denim said...

i said i only fix mobile homes for ass sex. she declined. (we both knew we were joking)

best line in months.

and you still have an uber-cool bday present coming in true bs fashion.

INNER VOICES said...

mr shife... war of the roses... its an old michael douglas film....

denim, nice!!!! i love big sur time lines...

Walker said...

Thats' what happens when you break in a new office assistant all in the same day.

Sounds like it was one hell of a party but you didn't get arrested.
There is nothing like getting arrested on your birthday with friends only to be let go because it's your birthday.
The bonus is you get to go home to peace and quiet because they kept your friends.
Its not their birthday

INNER VOICES said...

ive gotten a couple of breaks in the past because my birthday is on sept. 11th. its weird...

That Guy said...

You're in luck. That's my exact title! Prestigious, eh?

Suzanne said...

Well, you know I work with plenty of park rangers to get into feed my ferals free. I'll never look at any of them the same again after your birthday weekend. I now wonder what they do on their "off time." Oh. Dear. God. All I do is shoot a smile and kind words and I'm in. If I do more can I be the Director? For instance, if I drive into the park in a white cotton bra and panties? What can I expect? And if a 49 year old asks you to service her Mercedes, what can I expect?!!!!! Don't you dare insult me, cuz trust me, all our friends are reading this and I swear to God I'll drive down and kick your ass!!! :) (All the young, perkey 20 year old are saying "That old bitch thinks she's gonna get some!???") Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, twenty year olds. Guys gotta love um.

Love ya and so happy you had a beautiful birthday. May they all be as precious. Stop by for a drink at the Wild Onion cuz my pink trench coat just kick your black ones ass. Good luck with that! All in fun baby. All in fun...

XO

INNER VOICES said...

ummm.... what? thanks for the wishes suz!!!

MJ said...

Did someone say CAKE?

MJ said...

Have you tried on Cheese's panties yet?

INNER VOICES said...

mj, oh yeahhhh there were two cakes to sit in--errr... eat!!!
alas no, but cheese did model one pair for a few moments...

INNER VOICES said...

that guy... but can you wear a black two piece bikini and gold heels to work?!?

Never Mind The Bollix said...

Damn shame about losing the office assistant. By the look of her, you would never have had to lick another stamp in your life... and you would have had somewhere handy to keep your pencils.

Suzanne said...

Oh shut up. I saw your post at the Wild Onion. Good luck with that. I'm going to write all over you, you little...

I will admit I love aqua/blue and that little hut, but trust me, you aren't going to win, even with the new sofa. Oh, and the new lobby too. Oh, and Gig back and better than ever. Trust me.

XO Suz

Suzanne said...

Oh, forgot to mention. Heard on the news today that people are most attracted to people with a sense of humor. Okay, so make me laugh again.

Suzanne said...

Also heard from the British Journal of Medicine that vegetarians lose brain mass over time because they don't eat meat. Who sponsored that study? The Beef Council? I was brilliant before I became a vegetarian, so what, now I'm half brilliant. Okay.

P.S. Would have written more, but I could only come up with half a thought.

Suzanne said...

You have to go to The Wild Onion or Bob's. Too funny! Hey, I'm not blonde!!! That is just too f****** funny! What did you start? Well, the Cafe is hoppin' as usual! Stop by and I'll buy you a drink. Oh...right, drinks are free. Okay. Stop by and I'll buy you...hummmmmmmmmm, I don't know because "poof" it's all there! I'll be sitting on the new sofa, but not for long because the Macy's sofa is calling. And so's the disco ball.

XO ;)

Daisy said...

sounds like you had more fun than one person deserves this weekend...but you deserved it! i sat around all weekend nursing a hurt shoulder...shucks i couldn't even clean :)...

bt said...

I'm exhausted looking at your "to do" list.

yours

Mr Charles (or BT if you prefer)

INNER VOICES said...

bolliix... yeah man... i really am going to miss that pencil sharpener!!

suz! drinking at the onion i see... *heads over to the onion*

daisy, sorry to hear about your pain... *drink shot of jeager and toasts daisy*

bt!!! awesome of you to stop by! (great pics lately man!)