Monday, September 08, 2008

WHO KNOWS EH?


if one was to just peruse the photos i post here one might think i have some sort of bathroom fetish... perhaps i do, i dunno... its not like I'm getting all hot and bothered when i search out into the darkness of the web looking for these photos... they just appear and i post them. perhaps its subliminal and i think all my postings are shit and need to be flushed. i remember when i found this pic there was a cool story attached to it and fuck if i can be bothered to find it... it was a good one though...

anybody have a story behind this photo they want to share? or make up?

i was stymied by a ten year olds go-cart on Friday and have to finish fixing it today and deliver it fixed by this afternoon. by the time they finish paying me to upgrade the damn chain, they could have bought the kid a fucking motorcycle... gah... I'll try to get back here later this afternoon to see whats happening! also glad some of you decided to check out walkers threesome of posts...

ummm... what else? this weekend was great. watched a killer sunset with cheese. had some folks up for some meat. (both buddies girlfriends are vegetarian and don't get much at home) so we bbq'd up about six pounds of the stuff... got invited to a pool party and spent the night after cheese and r-town found the jeager and vodka bottle bottoms. for some reason she also thought it was a good idea to....

WE INTERRUPT YOUR NORMALY SCHEDULED POST FOR THIS BIT OF INFORMATION FROM THE INNER VOICES HEADQUARTERS...

the inter-axle on the kw1 has just shattered on the highway and sent forty pound chunks of steel into the highway..

"yeah hi, this is Jenna at fernwood, i think we have some of your truck parts here in our parking lot" 1st phone call.

"i was just following your truck down the highway in the big sur and noticed a lot of parts falling out from the bottom of it..." 2nd phone call.

"i need Zack at the bottom of the yard RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" 3rd phone call.

yep, the inter-axle is toast and and took me an hour to remove the bits that were left so that we could lock the remaining axle and limp it back to the yard.... fuck... in an instant, my weeks schedule is now pushed back up to three days... grrrr....

16 comments:

MJ said...

Hey, what are you doing on my blog? (notices comment pop up)

I'm at yours!

Behave!

INNER VOICES said...

you get get comment pop ups?!?!?! or a pop up when some one comments! hahahaha!!!

Walker said...

Maybe you just sublininally think the world is a big toilet and you like surfing the rim.
Just watch out for the floating logs, they just fuck it all up when you catch the perfect wave.

INNER VOICES said...

walker... i have dreamt of flushing it all away before... glad i didnt. and dont mind a little shit in the anymore, it seems "to be building character".

catscratch said...

That's why I blog. To flush all of the sick shit I have stored up in my head. It's like therapy.

Good luck at work!

BEAST said...

Does that picture have something to do with First Nations and her toilet planter ????

Random Chick said...

I think you do have a toilet fetish...and a pee fetish too. You're always peeing all over the place. Geez.

INNER VOICES said...

*thought no one was looking when he was peeing on random chics tire*

denim said...

did they finish the vodka too?!?!? fuck, i'll have to check that later. good thing they didn't open the champagne bottles...

fun havin ya up, hope there wasn't too much shit smeared

INNER VOICES said...

CATSCRATCH... *thinking of afterwork liquid therapy*

denim, those good dogs held it every last drop! no clean up when we got home... sorry about that smeared shit at your place though... lemme know if my beer cozy ever shows up!

beast, i still dont know why i post those pics... shit just happens.

stonelifter said...

yoyoyoyoyoyo

hay guess what i got huh huh huh?

this http://www.luminous-landscape.com/reviews/printers/canon-ipf5000.shtml

Muwhahahahaahha
fabulous what comes out of it


just thought you would like to know

just bob said...

Holy Fecal Fascinations Batman... a condominium commode!

MJ said...

Is there anyone's blog you HAVEN'T peed on?

Leah said...

He's never lifted his leg on mine...should I feel hurt?...

That Guy said...

That picture looks like it was taken from the roach infested place I stayed at in the Tenderloin a few years back. Only your pic has a better view.

What's this. Your truck's falling apart? wtf?

INNER VOICES said...

stone, man, sounds wicked cool man... i'll check it out!

just bob... looks as if no job is too big for those folks!!

mj, i can make a spray bottle if one would like to bring it home and use it liberally themselves... i can only do so much!

leah... my bad, i'll be over strait away!
*drinks several beers to get the action started*

that guy, i believe it. i think it was from sort of outdoor art fest of sorts. could very well be your old neighborhood. bbq at my place saturday beeeoootch.