Tuesday, November 07, 2006

You'll like this one...

So I'm at work, ill give you all a quick work update. A call just came in from Scott.. He is working down the coast on a job with a view you wouldn't believe... (ill try for a picture later) problem is there are these fucking condors that roost there...

Last month they ate! Yes that's right, they ATE the leather and foam off one of our backhoes seats.(that's a tractor on wheels)! About six hundred dollars worth of damage... One day to replace all the parts and clean up all the shit they left and two hours of trucking the equipment to and from the job site... So it cost us close to nine hundred bucks! Not to mention the one day of work the backhoe loses and that the job also falls a day behind, more money down drain...

Well today Scott calls to report that they have eaten all the rubber windshield lining off all the windows in our excavator! WTF? Also they ripped off the wipers and tore the mirror off; to eat the rubber from that as well... Broke a hole in the plastic cover on the roof window and shit all over the cab! Sweet...

Now I wont bore you with the list of things I will have to do to fix all these problems by the time it rains and a breakdown of the costs involved... But try about a thousand dollars in parts, labor and lost revenue from the machine being down...

Save the condors my ass... Yeah save them from me!

Are we allowed to shoot them? No, I would go to jail... Will they come and relocate them? No, they are just wild animals... arrrggh... There needs to be a better solution then this... We are not the only victims of these stupid vultures...

Private citizens have no recourse. They are even changing the laws for hunters, so that they are no longer are allowed to use a certain type of ammunition, it might make the birds sick or die if they were to ingest some of the lead... I don't really care about hunters and bullets, but if there is to be change there should be something in it for the landowner to regain some of the costs...

Anyway... Lame post, I'm ranting, but now I have to bring some soap and a brush to clean bird shit, the size of flat footballs, out of the cab of this piece of equipment...

I love birds....

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha you have to clean bird shit...I think the solution is proetect the equipment better...I am sure you have a friend that can let you know how to do it...locks, chains, etc...

INNER VOICES said...

ITS NOT THAT THE DAMN BIRDS ARE OPENING THE EQUIPMENT AND DRIVING IT AROUND... THEY ARE EATING THE RUBBER AND PLASTIC THATS ON THE OUTSIDE!

FOR INSTANCE... YOUR WINDOW TRIM, THE PLASTIC ON YOUR MIRRORS... YOUR TIRES WOULD BE POPPED! ETC...

Anonymous said...

I know...you're smart...you can think of something I'm sure...

Black Egg said...

I'm a sucker for reading about your work day, sorry. I have a good friend who does excavation, fixes all the equipment, etc., but he would never write about it - I appreciate that you do - plus it's funny as hell - I mean, I can picture it all really well. Condors. Eating the seats. And window trim. I'm sorry, I know it must be frustrating, but it's fucking hilarious at the same time!

INNER VOICES said...

thanx from you both! yeah, outsmarted by some of the dumbest birds on the planet! what are there like two hundred of the stupid things left?

thanx for putting it into perspective!!