Monday, January 28, 2008

BLAM

no time, but i know you have all been lurking around. so much has happened. our home phone line is dead. we had hundred mile an hour winds cracking at us all weekend. my cell phone died, two hours at the store to get a new one. they paid dearly for every second we waited. our road looks like iraqi war zone. trees, ruts as deep as a honda and mud you could park a tank in. slipped a snow chain on my truck and ripped my brake line off. smart... cheese bottomed out on said ruts on our road and shoved her exhaust up into her front axle, broke her radiator and mayhem abounds on that. beau is back to his old self again. had a four day weekend. have to pee real badly so i'll hopefully be back soon. thank you all for checking in!!! everette sorry i havent called! i have no phone, cell tower here is down, they had a chopper trying to fly stuff in and i gueess that didnt work. my office is torn to shreds, they are moving stuff around for the office baby...

still have to pee, and i will be back!

10 comments:

oakland heidi said...

Crazy. Scott broke his phone too. Makes me wish I had insurance on my precious little device. Loving you. What is yyour mailing address? I want to send the little lady something.

Black Egg said...

Shit. I was wondering if the nasty weather I've been reading about was affecting you - wondering no more! I hope it all gets straightened out soon...

On Durgs said...

Wow. If only there was a way we could get back at nature, maybe slowly destroying the world with pollutants will settle the score.

cher said...

if you want, i can call everett for you and let him know all your news. maybe i'll just read him your post.

dude, that is a massive amount of bad luck. things better get better for you or i'm gonna start breaking some knees. and that's only in my house.

CSI Seattle said...

But other than that, everything is going great. Right?

Old Knudsen said...

Gurn up when I was in nam we drank piss and ate feces, don't know why.

Its man against nature which is the reason everything must be paved or that nature cunt will win.

INNER VOICES said...

friends. family... thank you mucho fucking much for checking in and leaving me notes!
oaktown!!! mailing adress? box 631. you know the rest. hows things going with the man-dingo?
b-egg! i love the weather and have some crazy pics of me in the snow. in shorts no less!
on drugs!!! welcome to the voices! thank you for the comments. when things slow down here ill swing by yer place and leave profanity and a lingering smell in your comment box! and today i'll be dumping some anti-freeze at the base of a tree just for you!
cher! so lovely of you to stop by! i dare you to call everette! he is a great guy, although we have talked once in like 10 years i still consider him a close friend! he bought my bus ticket to california when i was sixteen!!
csi! i'll leave a trail of blood for you to find out.. muwhahahah...
knudesen. yes thank you.. i was bitching. my vagina was itchy too. crabs or something but i got that cream you sent so ill be using it!
thanks again everyone for checking in! i'll post some fodder hopefully today at lunch.

cher said...

so does that make him your sugar daddy? did he put you to work on the streets after promising you the world?

INNER VOICES said...

ah no... we discovered green marijuana and california girls...

years later... i'm the only one left out of all of us who moved here....

i showed up here with 0 dollars and half a carton of smokes.... crazy days back then.

cher said...

and a stick of butter