Monday, January 21, 2008

fuck!!!


front office "we would really like to keep him for another day."

me "whats up? is he okay? hows he doing? "

"hes fine, the doctor would like him to $tay for $ome further te$t$."

"like what? did they give him an x-ray? was he shot?

"um i don't know know any of the $pecific$. i know that the doctor i$ a$king to keep him here for another night."

"so what has he done so far? how much is another night? does he know how this happened? can i take him this evening?"

"$ir, i don't know any of that information."

"um, can i talk to the doctor?"

"oh no! he i$ very bu$y."

"c a n y o u f i n d o u t s o m e o f t h e a n s w e r s f o r m e t h e n?"

"I'll $ee what i can do."


what kind of animal hospital doesn't have a chart or clip board stuck to the fucking animals cage that says what the fuck they have done to him!!! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO MY DOG!!!! GIVE ME SOME FUCKING INFORMATION!!!


i think my dog is smarter than the people that answer the phone at this animal hospital. what kind of degree do you need to have to answer a phone? to give out some information? was that not a required class at the online animal hospital phone line answering institute!?!?! did they not teach any actual skills. or do you just dress up in a blue/Green fucking smock and swipe credit cards all day. this cant be the first time some one has called worried about their pet?!?!?


YOU DO NOT WANT ME IN YOUR OFFICE WHEN I'M ANGRY. GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS AND I WILL CALM THE FUCK DOWN. UNTIL THEN STOP SUCKING OFF YOUR BOSS BEHIND THE WATER COOLER AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!

5 comments:

cher said...

your vet has a water cooler? fancy smancy.
man you are so hot when your angry

Kay said...

Dude, chill. You know the doc's mad-cool. It's just his dumbass office staff that has their heads up their rectal cavities.

Just keep calling till you get the doc?

INNER VOICES said...

thanks kay! took yer advice and got a fresh voice on the phone... things went better. i'll post about it later. thanks again!

cher... umm...

denim said...

fuck dude. sounds bad. lemme know if i can help at all.

can you post videos here? if so, you should post the one of beau jumping. i tried to grab from lamespace but don't think it will work. ya, it won't.

INNER VOICES said...

denim, i have been thinking about the video option. im just not all the boob-tube ready...